dropping hearts

I've been seventeen years old for way too long and I want a refund on life.

[all-hale-mason]

Rude Julia. Rude.

[julia--farrell]

I'm just being honest. Where did you find it anyway?

[your-lovely-lily-blog]

Okay, when I say I need my personal space, I mean like…back up at least ten feet away from me. You can’t just move one inch back. 

[your-lovely-lily-blog]

[julia--farrell]

Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?

[finnknox-archive]

—When I said I wanted to try new things, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

[julia--farrell]

Trying new food is good, especially when the majority of your diet is Doritos.

[all-hale-mason]

Look what I found.

How does it look?

[julia--farrell]

That is the ugliest thing that I've ever seen.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Why cant you just, buy me a new one? You owe me from when I gave you the best car ride of your life anyway, we’ll just call it even. 

[julia--farrell]

You were actually the one who had the best car ride of their life. Literally, I was the one who was doing the riding.

Go ask your mommy and daddy for a new one.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Do I look like a Flintstone? It’s an iPhone. 

[julia--farrell]

Then no, sorry, it's gone forever. You should probably check the trash cans, I'm sure it's in the same one that I threw that flip phone away in.

[julia--farrell]

Oh, my God—I mean gosh; I just found a Jesus action figure in the lost and found. Best. Day. Ever.

Can you believe that the Jesus fandom is big enough to have action figures?

[henrysqueen-blog]

Would it be a bad time to mention that I lost my really expensive phone and can’t find it anywhere? Oh, and my hat is still gone, if anyone would like to fess up to stealing it.

[julia--farrell]

Was your phone a flip phone? Because I just threw one of those in the garbage this morning.

[cherokee-ev-deactivated20150109]

Eat all you want. The food is pretty good, they shouldn’t judge.

[julia--farrell]

But they are, and I don't like it. I guess three turkey legs is a little excessive.

[thevioletnorton-blog]

You went to the same vendor all three times? 

[julia--farrell]

Was that not a smart thing to do?

[psyccchopath]

[julia--farrell]

I've had like three turkey legs today. The vendors are starting to judge me, so I think it's honestly time to leave.

[gi-eastler]

It’s because I’m special. I think I can hook you up with Gaston if I try hard enough.

[julia--farrell]

Really? Did you make out with him too?

[gi-eastler]

As if, he would’ve gotten fired… We made out behind Ariel’s Grotto. It was pretty dope.

[julia--farrell]

Why does God love you more than me? Hook me up with a Disney prince.

[thevioletnorton-blog]

What do I look like, your personal shopper? Get it yourself. 

[julia--farrell]

Listen you, it's like an inferno out here. If I move an inch I might melt. 

[gi-eastler]

Guess who made out with Prince Naveen. 

This bitch right here!

[julia--farrell]

.....In front of everyone?

[finnknox-archive]

Okay, before you say anything; yes, I’m aware I have a tiara on my head. No, I’m not ashamed a princess gave it to me.

[julia--farrell]

Do they just give out free things? How come I haven't gotten anything?