other things the Captain wouldve been better at than being a soldier
Guy that shushes people at libraries. Not a librarian, just the guy who shushes people if they get too loud
Hallway monitor
A ticket stand operator
Guy that edits spreadsheets (I think that is a job?)
Old man who goes into a coffee shop and when they ask what he wants to order he just says "regular coffee" and they ask what kind though and he holds up the line for way too long
That one teacher I had who was also ex military who would tap people's desks with a yard stick if they fell asleep/weren't paying attention.
