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He/Him

[juliankillsyou]

Who, me?

Name: Julian I like nicknames, just ask before you do it

Pronouns: He/It

Tags: #julianposts, #julianasks, #julians religion. #oskar 💣, #julez 🌱

Old tags: #averillposts, #averillharm, #averillharmrb, #averill!!!, #averillvent, #averilasks

Interests: Criminal Minds, Reading

Got an question that isn't here? Send an ask. (Or a dm, I don't bite.)

ASK GAME THAT I'M PERPETUALLY DOING

I HAVE A DISCORD SERVER, JOIN IF YOU WANT!

Twitter: @/higoditsmea (Not very active on here, don't really like twitter. 99% of my account is politics)

Pinterest (Mildly active, but I never post things myself)

Venmo: @/Woods- (if you want to give me money)

Storygraph: av3r1llr3ads (Its a book tracking site. You see what I read <3)

I often post about politics and will likely have different opinions than you. You don't have to fight me in the name of being right.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[thetenderpassion]

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[junglejim4322]

It’s crazy that most people don’t realize alcohol is one of the only drugs that has fatal withdrawal like the prevalence of people thinking the answer is to dump people’s liquor into the sink to “help” them is insane

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

[satan-offical]

I JUST OPENED MY CURTAINS AND GHE SUN IS DIRECTLY IN MY FACE HOLY SJIF

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAAAA

[juliankillsyou]

WHAT

[obsessivel0v3r]

Ask game:

"Creepy Anons, Share Your Thoughts"

💌: I'd flood your inbox on a daily if you'd be fine with it.

🌷: What would it take to get you equally obsessed as I am for you?

🤍: We're in a parasocial relationship in my mind, can I share what I think about you?

🦋: You're so sweet, but I want to capture you and break off your wings so you'd just be mine.

🎧: I'd listen to your voice on repeat if you made a voice reveal.

🍓: I'd love to share a meal with you.

💘: I'm so jealous to think you've liked others before.

👁: Can I be creepy with you?

🐶: I'd devote myself to you if you were ever open to looking for a significant other.

🐺: I admire your blog in silence, but I hate how you share your attention with every other anon too.

🪻: Can I keep your mind busy?

⚘️: Can I have all your attention?

🌹: I wish you'd block everyone and only chat with me...

🥀: I love you, but I hate how obsessed I feel right now.

🌺: I'd make this feeling become more than just a one-sided feeling if I could.

🔪: I'd get rid of everyone else if it meant that you'd be mine. ♡

(Made by: @obsessivel0v3r )

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[whimsy-flags]

Some Pride Sharks! Enjoy~

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[memories]

NEW YORK, NY (APRIL 1, 2019) — After eight years of silence, Tumblr’s renowned Tumbeasts have risen up against the site of the very data center they once roamed. Originally created in a lab by The Oatmeal’s Matthew Inman in what can only be assumed as some sort of Island of Dr. Moreau situation, the green creatures have taken to gnaw on every blog post on Tumblr. Sources say this is creating Tumblr’s brand-new, temporary Memory feature to regurgitate unique posts the community had actually never made — though these posts will never see the light of day unless the Tumblr user reblogs them.

“Until today, no one had seen a Tumbeast in eight years,” confirmed April Blague, head of the Tumbeast Wildlife Center (@tumbeastwildlifecenter). “We thought they were gone forever, but it turns out it took them all that time to formulate their plan to chew up and spit out popular posts, tags, and mutuals in a rearranged order. There’s no end game here. They try very hard to be very bad, but they never get far.”

When reached for comment, Tumblr confirmed that literally no one asked for this.

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #important post and add it to #nico di angelo, you end up with #incorrect heroes of olympus.