āSometimes I think to myself, games like Assassin should have a Melee option where I can punch someone and take them out.ā
āThen the part of my brain that actually works says, what the fuck, Garrett, thatās really one of the worst ideas youāve ever had.ā
ā I fully concur with that second part of your brain. If you punch me, that will not end well for you. You may be able to beat me in a fight with set rules, but out of the ring there are no guidelines keeping me from using my car keys to gauge your eyes out in self-defense.ā














