take me to neverland

Somehow, you've stumbled across my blog. It would only be courteous of me to introduce myself. My name is Julien Jules Smythe but feel free to call me JJ. I'm eighteen years young. Born and raised in Paris, France. Yet I somehow found myself here in...

[styleandgracie]

You don’t? Oh, boo, that’s no fun – but you could sell the car and use the money for something else awesome, right? Hmmm, sort of like you can tell what part of the US someone’s from by the little quirks of their accent in English? Your biology teacher sounds way more awesome than mine, I need find me some of these perfumes.

Atta boy, that’s not the Disney Way. I’ll just pick on up next time I’m at the store, no biggie. Keeping you from going all Sebastian-the-crab red is way more important, anyway.

[juliensmythe]

Nope. Eighteen is the minimum age to get  the driving licence back in France, and the fact that we lived in Paris wasn’t very encouraging for me to learn how to drive. What if they bind you with a contract or something? Sort of, yes. There are different accents in France too, but I guess they’re less numerous than American accents. He was pretty cool, yeah.

No one will be happy if we do that. Alright then! Yeah, that isn’t exactly how I plan on looking during summer.

[sexysmsmythe]

Question of the day:

[sexysmsmythe]

It’s not disturbing and I’m not being rude, I’m merely stating a fact. 

[juliensmythe]

Having sex with someone who is a carbon copy of you is very disturbing. Yes, you are being rude. There’s nothing wrong with me being a virgin and not wanting to do things with people I mean nothing to. You constantly keep judging me for my choices, and then you get mad at me when I say something about yours. It’s not fair, and quite frankly it is very rude.

[disneyprinceblaine]

Listen to music, mostly – go to shows, although I don’t get to do that very often. I dabble a little in some crafts, and I like sports – I really need to get back into my gym routine, that might be my first priority, actually. I am! Abigail and I were cast as joint leads in a local production of The Last Five Years, so we’re hard at work for that already.

[juliensmythe]

There you go, you have quite some things to choose from then. Going to the gym is always a good idea if you like exercising. And you can always do a small craft to fill up those empty slots. Oh, that’s pretty awesome! Good luck. I’ll make sure to come and watch one of the performances.

[reidallaboutitanderson-blog]

Weird nanny you had dude but yeah, definitely not a breakfast food in my opinion.

[juliensmythe]

She reminds me of Nanny McPhee. You know who she is? Alright, my nanny was not that ugly but she was old and weird. It shouldn’t even be a food item in my opinion.

[sexysmsmythe]

Question of the day:

If you had a clone would you fuck yourself? We had a rather heated debate about this at work today and teams were formed. Personally, I’m going with yes because if my clone is as good in bed as I am, I won’t need to sleep with anyone else ever again. Unfortunately I don’t have a clone, just a very virginal twin with no will to learn anything sexual, so I guess I’m stuck with you lot. 

[juliensmythe]

That is very disturbing, and you are the rudest.

[marnie-olivier-blog]

I guess that’s the trouble with our job - we always get weird people ogling things we don’t want them to be ogling. I think I’ve seen you around, actually. And I do believe I was paired with your brother the other day but it doesn’t appear to be a very permanent thing. Not that we’ve spoken outside of work, at all. Oh, totally. I won’t breathe a word of it.

[juliensmythe]

Yes, and it feels especially uncomfortable when said people are actually parents accompanying their children. Like, have some respect for your own kids and make the ogling less obvious! Maybe you got lucky then. Thank you for that.

[leolinetti-deactivated20160911]

So it’s you’re own fault, can’t complain about not getting that sort of attention if you’re the one causing the lack of. How long is eventually? You’re not stupid for wanting what you want, even if I think wanting that is stupid. But are you sure? Fine, I’ll stop with the terminology, let you figure things out for yourself–but my offer to experience is still on the table. Exactly how attractive do you think I am? No, not like that piece of shit, I mean consensual stuff. I could always help you find out. Does that story involve any other incest-y relations? Yeah, I also care about your lips, and your ass.

[juliensmythe]

Oh, I’m not complaining about the lack of attention. I actually prefer it when people pay attention to Bas and not to me. I can’t tell how long because I haven’t met the person I would like to do it for the first time with yet. That is somewhat contradictory, you know? Yes, I am 100% sure. I’m figuring things out, like the fact that I like boys just as much as I like girls, but I’m not ready to experience these things yet. Very attractive, but that’s beyond the point. Wait, people actually do those things and enjoy them? I don’t know, I didn’t read the book. I just heard things, that’s all. You’re unbelievable. 

[musicallyblaine-blog1]

I stuck my finger with a needle today.

[musicallyblaine-blog1]

I love my job. I still would like to be a character but right now, I’m happy with this.

[juliensmythe]

Being a character isn’t easy, but you get a lot of satisfaction out of it. Seeing kids smile and knowing that you helped make them smile a little wider is an amazing feeling. You’ll get it one day, I’m sure of that!

[leolinetti-deactivated20160911]

He’s your identical twin brother? You can’t seriously think people are attracted to his delightful personality. Kinda sounds like you don’t even want a first time–no judgement either. Just, if you wanted to test the waters, see if maybe you are asexual after all, then I’d love to be your experiment. Of course not, even if that’s disgustingly cheesy. No need to be so defensive with the demi label. Wait, did you just admit to being attracted to me? Not the kinky type I see. Sorry, not sorry, I’m an open person. Oh? Is that so? How do you know that, exactly? Been up close and personal with his dick? Good thing size doesn’t matter when I’ll be the one doing the fucking. It doesn’t, I care about more than just your cock.

[juliensmythe]

Yes, but I tend to stay out of the spotlight and allow everyone to pay attention to him instead. I do want it eventually, just not now. Call me stupid or whatever, but I don’t want to give it up to the first person who wants to take it away from me. I’m not asexual. Well, labeling people is not nice, especially when labeling them with a label they don’t pertain to. You are attractive, I’m not going to deny that. You mean like, the Fifty Shades of Grey stuff? I’ve heard things and I don’t know if that’s my cup of tea. It’s fine, I guess. It’s a very long story, but no, I haven’t done anything with his male part. You do?

[sexysmsmythe]

You could just say Penis, that’s the medical term for it. You know me better than that, I’m not going to stop being me around you. I already hold back quite a bit when I’m around you.  Like I said, I don’t give you details. 

[juliensmythe]

It still sounds a bit weird. What about male genitalia? Can I say that? There’s more to you than just that, Bassy. Do you really need to talk about it all the time? 

[styleandgracie]

You’re a trivia genius, then – we should get you on one of those quiz shows and see if you can win a new car and a few grand for silly space facts. Huh – I never considered that my teacher’s accents might be off, too. You’re already way more encouraging than Mme. Kirkland back in high school, let me tell you. Are there? I need to investigate this, I feel like I could use the little bit of extra help in my feminine wiles.

As long as it’s good talk! Oh, I have more than one emergency back-up, silly. And it’s SPF 100, so no skin-cancer-causing UV rays are getting through that anytime soon!

[juliensmythe]

I don’t have a driving license so winning a new car would be somewhat useless. They might sound really close to the authentic accent, but when you’re a local, you can notice the differences immediately. Mme. Kirkland does not sound like a nice lady. Yes, there are. A biology teacher told us about them once. They even have different scents.

Of course, I  wouldn’t want them to have a negative experience! Fine, but you’d still end up with one less back-up. Wow, that’s awesome. I won’t end up looking like a lobster then!

[musicallyblaine-blog1]

I stuck my finger with a needle today.

[musicallyblaine-blog1]

But you could eventually get there. I guess I just don’t have the look or the height or something.

[juliensmythe]

Yes, but it usually takes some time to get there. Oh, I’m sorry about that. I hope you’re still enjoying your job though.

[sexysmsmythe]

Except the word ‘willy’ gets on my nerves. It’s weird sounding.  It’s not a bad word, Julien. Sex isn’t a dirty word, it’s a normal word for everyone over thirteen. I’m not making fun of you, I’m letting you know that you need to grow up, you’re not a child and I shouldn’t have to sensor myself because you can’t handle regular conversation. I don’t  talk about my conquests to you and I don’t go into detail around you, trust me if I did you’d blush for a month. 

[juliensmythe]

The word you use gets on my nerves too! Okay fine, I’ll look for another word. It is a bad word for me. I know most people use it and if they feel alright doing so, then I will not stop them. But  I do not like it when they use it while talking to me. You should know that by now. Can we just talk about something else and never bring this topic up again? Please?

[disneyprinceblaine]

Oh, I don’t even know what I’d want to take up, honestly. I should probably just use the extra time to start reviewing scripts and songs – get a head start before my rehearsals start, you know? Thanks, it was a lot of fun, and good company!

[juliensmythe]

Well, what do you like to do for fun? Oh, are you going to take part in a show? I’m glad to hear that Blaine.

[reidallaboutitanderson-blog]

They aren’t really breakfast food so I don’t think you have to worry.

[juliensmythe]

I had a nanny once, she used to make me eat them for breakfast too. She was definitely not nice.

[austintheanderson-blog]

Yeah a two week camping adventure with Reid.

[juliensmythe]

Oh, that’s fun! I hope you enjoyed it.

[reidallaboutitanderson-blog]

You like anything in particular handsome?

[juliensmythe]

I like everything as long as it’s food! Well, except for Brussels sprouts - they’re just gross.