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[julius-cipher]

AMERICAAAAA

mod ( @mike-van - lewis) isn't even american

the holiday bill for july 4th

@terry-the-anon runs the holiday bill stuffs

voice claim is the tf2 soldier

[ivxliwh]

Hands you some illegal fireworks

Make sure to give the dog thang some ear plugs

[theyre gonna...put these away. for lllaterr.]

[julius-cipher]

DID I HEAR THE WORDS "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS"???

[ivxliwh]

UM

YEAH

THEYRE MINE

[julius-cipher]

aw man... :(

[ivxliwh]

....I can give you, like, half, if you give me twenty bucks.

[julius-cipher]

DEAL! I WILL GIVE YOU TWENTY BUCKS!

[ivxliwh]

Hands you some illegal fireworks

Make sure to give the dog thang some ear plugs

[theyre gonna...put these away. for lllaterr.]

[julius-cipher]

DID I HEAR THE WORDS "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS"???

[ivxliwh]

UM

YEAH

THEYRE MINE

[julius-cipher]

aw man... :(

[ivxliwh]

Hands you some illegal fireworks

Make sure to give the dog thang some ear plugs

[theyre gonna...put these away. for lllaterr.]

[julius-cipher]

DID I HEAR THE WORDS "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS"???

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

"as an american; that man is in no way american. the accent gives it away."

[julius-cipher]

I'M BAD WITH ACCENTS.

[gforegon]

"ah."

[there, there, julius. there, there.]

[julius-cipher]

:(

[gforegon]

"its alright, dad. its alright."

[he pats his shoulder.]

[julius-cipher]

SON, I HAVE FAILED MY GREAT NATION BY ALLOWING AN OUTSIDER TO CLOUD MY VISION. I NEED TO PRAY UPON THE STARS AND STRIPES AND RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

[gforegon]

"Im sure that isnt needed!"

[julius-cipher]

IT IS! THAT IS THE WAY, MY SON!

[gforegon]

[yeah, harvey. its the way.]

[HARVEY just gives him a thumbs up. yeah. sure. why not.]

[julius-cipher]

BYE! DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

"as an american; that man is in no way american. the accent gives it away."

[julius-cipher]

I'M BAD WITH ACCENTS.

[gforegon]

"ah."

[there, there, julius. there, there.]

[julius-cipher]

:(

[gforegon]

"its alright, dad. its alright."

[he pats his shoulder.]

[julius-cipher]

SON, I HAVE FAILED MY GREAT NATION BY ALLOWING AN OUTSIDER TO CLOUD MY VISION. I NEED TO PRAY UPON THE STARS AND STRIPES AND RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

[gforegon]

"Im sure that isnt needed!"

[julius-cipher]

IT IS! THAT IS THE WAY, MY SON!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

"as an american; that man is in no way american. the accent gives it away."

[julius-cipher]

I'M BAD WITH ACCENTS.

[gforegon]

"ah."

[there, there, julius. there, there.]

[julius-cipher]

:(

[gforegon]

"its alright, dad. its alright."

[he pats his shoulder.]

[julius-cipher]

SON, I HAVE FAILED MY GREAT NATION BY ALLOWING AN OUTSIDER TO CLOUD MY VISION. I NEED TO PRAY UPON THE STARS AND STRIPES AND RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

"as an american; that man is in no way american. the accent gives it away."

[julius-cipher]

I'M BAD WITH ACCENTS.

[gforegon]

"ah."

[there, there, julius. there, there.]

[julius-cipher]

:(

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

"as an american; that man is in no way american. the accent gives it away."

[julius-cipher]

I'M BAD WITH ACCENTS.

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

"how did you not know he was irish?"

[julius-cipher]

I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

"yes!"

[julius-cipher]

WOW, I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

"hes Irish. and not ginger."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S IRISH??

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

"..."

[oh my god, julius.]

"..have you ever seen jacksepticeye."

[julius-cipher]

HE'S A GREAT YOUTUBER, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

"I couldve gotten what."

[oh! thats. o h.]

"why did you think they were all ginger??"

[julius-cipher]

PADDY IS GINGER!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

"all my green clothes were dirty! and I didnt even know my baby could pinch people!"

[julius-cipher]

I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GET MUGGED! I KNOW PADDY MUGS PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WEARING GREEN ON ST PATRICK'S DAY, SO I ASSUMED ALL IRISH PEOPLE DID!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE PALE AND GINGER AND DRESSED LIKE THE GUY ON THE LUCKY CHARMS BOXES? BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.

[gforegon]

"atleast you had an eventful saint Patrick's Day. my baby pinched me cause I wasnt wearing green, and I vaguely remember some..I dont even know what it was, but it was staring at me through every window I passed by until the day ended."

[leprecorn strikes again]

[julius-cipher]

YOU DIDN'T WEAR GREEN?! EVEN I WORE GREEN! AND I USUALLY ONLY EVER LIKE TO WEAR GOOD OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

[gforegon]

MY SON, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE SEEN SOMETHING YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO!

@julius-cipher

"GAH— UH. YEAH?"

[is that a Fucking Corpse. Why Does He Have A Corpse. it doesnt look entirely human but where on earth did he acquire That Thing.]

[julius-cipher]

THAT PICTURE WAS FOR FAWKES' EYE ONLY!!

[gforegon]

"yeah— mhm, yeah, figured that. felt like I saw something private."

[julius-cipher]

AT LEAST IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES.

I TOOK THOSE YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE SETTLING DOWN TO BECOME YOUR FATHER!

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB!

[Now he's just dumb]

[gforegon]

"you settled down?"

[he is so fucking glad he wasnt shown the other photos.]

[julius-cipher]

YEAH!! I USED TO DO A LOT MORE. NOW I JUST... TAKE CARE OF THE NUKE AND ANNOY MY EX-HUSBAND.

NORMAL THINGS.

[gforegon]

"ah...yes. very normal things."

[he nods, pushing the corpse he still has into the freezer.]

"im just glad i didnt see anything more than that. you absolutely rocked that dress, though."

[julius-cipher]

AWWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET! I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!

[gforegon]

"damn right you do, father. amen and thusforth."

[julius-cipher]

AND YOU BETTER TAKE AFTER ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

...

FAWKES IS THE BITCH PARENT IN THIS INSULT.

[gforegon]

"one, I always look good, no matter what im wearing. how dare you ever doubt me father. im ashamed. and two...nevermind, im not gonna say anything about the bitch parent comment."

[he figures theyve said worse about eachother before♡]

[julius-cipher]

[They definitely have]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, AND NEVER DOUBTED YOU!

[gforegon]

"wouldve been very disappointed if you did!"

[julius-cipher]

WELL I DIDN'T!

[gforegon]

"good."

"so! how have things been on your end lately?"

[julius-cipher]

THEY'VE BEEN ALRIGHT! I WENT TO A SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE WITH FAWKES AND PADDY!

APPARENTLY FAWKES' OTHER EX WAS THERE, BUT HE WAS WITH SOME OTHER GUY, SO FAWKES WAS JUST PISSED OFF ALL DAY!

[gforegon]

"paddy? dont think ive met paddy yyet...that sounds like a miserable day."

[julius-cipher]

I DYED A RIVER GREEN!

ALSO, PADDY'S JUST SOME IRISH DRUNK WEIRDO WHO CALLS EVERYONE 'SEAN' FOR SOME REASON.

[gforegon]

"OH! is— which river??"

"..mhmthatsweird."

[A h. yeah, no— he knows a sean. how can he not know the guy hes coparenting a CHILD with?? even if theyve..hardly met. that cant be a coincidence, right? not his business. nope.]

[julius-cipher]

SOME DIRTY ONE IN ENGLAND. IT RAN RIGHT THROUGH LONDON, AND LOOKED REALLY BLEAK AND HORRIBLE!

[gforegon]

"do you even know what the river was— nnevermind. good job. proud of you, dad."

[julius-cipher]

THANK YOU, SON! I KILLED MANY LEECHES, BUT PRETTY MUCH NO FISH. I THINK ALL OF THE SHIT IN THE WATER KILLED ALL THE FISH ALREADY.