𝄞𝒖𝒏𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒛

🇩🇪🍀 Jazzpunk luvr #1 Editor Fan Psychosis/BPD She/Her

[junehartz]

Tumblr ruined the quality but here is the editor

[junehartz]

Tumblr ruined the quality but here is the editor

[shenanibyte]

Ok! Hear me out for your redeem Editor AU...

drum role... 🥁🥁🥁

Poly discovering the Editor has freckles

ANONNNNN-

The Editor, fresh out of a hot shower and dressed in Polyblank’s loungewear, joined the Nexus agent on his living room couch. His face, now adorned with freckles and blemishes due to scrubbing off layers of makeup, was free of its usual polish. His hair, no longer slicked back, hung naturally. Tufts of hair cupped his face.

Polyblank brought home takeout, dropping by the Electric Squid after his mission, and with that, the two settled in to watch some mind-numbing TV in silence.

That is until the Editor caught something out of the corner of his eye: Polyblank was staring at him.

He raised an eyebrow, swallowing the piece of sushi in his mouth, “What? Do I have a piece of rice stuck to my lip or something?”

Polyblank shook his head and leaned in dangerously close before tapping one of the Editor’s freckles with the end of his chopstick.

The Editor scoffed, giving Polyblank a playful shove. “Alright, alright,” he said with a smirk. “I’m not as perfect as I look.”

“Still, even without getting all gussied up, I look leagues better than you ever could.”

[bangobeep]

[shenanibyte]

I saw your freckles headcannon and I present to you: the editor/Elroy snorts when he laughs really hard (Really bad joke, polyblank falling on his ass, getting tickles, ect) I just like the idea of him being nothing like his editor persona in your redemption au

AUGH, I'M ALL FOR THE EDITOR SNORTING WHEN HE'S GENUINELY LAUGHINGGGG

If I'm being honest, one of my biggest inspirations, dare I say, guilty pleasure, for this AU is the idea that perhaps the Editor is not all he seems to be....

Sure, he might be a pretentious, pompous bastard who wears tailor-made suits crafted from imported fabrics, each square inch worth more than your entire existence. Sure, he’s plastered across countless posters, advertisements, and magazine covers, either talking about himself or promoting products he’s never actually tried, all in the name of Syndicate propaganda. Sure, he and Mary never have to worry about making reservations at the finest restaurants Japanda has to offer as the moment they step through the door, they’re seated without a word. (And if not, he has a roster of personal chefs preparing delicate four-course meals at his command.)

But what if there’s more than meets the eye? What if he isn’t as flawless and immaculate as he makes himself out to be?

That perfect skin? It’s all a façade! Every morning, he wakes up at an ungodly hour to apply his makeup; concealing freckles, eye bags, and any minor imperfection under layers of foundation. (Who would take him seriously with freckles?) And sure, he might usually dine on lobster tails and caviar, but sometimes… sometimes he just craves Electric Squid’s mediocre sushi and might just send some underpaid Syndicate intern to go fetch him some.

"Why does he go through all this trouble," you may ask? At the end of the day, he’s a Syndicate head. He has a reputation to uphold. He’s someone to be feared, envied, lusted over. He can’t afford to indulge in shameful comforts, even if the other sector heads do and still retain their dignity. No...he’s the exception. He’s the Syndicate's golden standard.

He has to be.

That’s why, once he begins living with Poly in the AU, it finally feels like he can breathe. He’s no longer a sector head. He doesn’t answer to anyone! He doesn’t walk on eggshells or obsess over appearances. Of course, the change isn’t immediate. But as days pass, Polyblank starts noticing things: Elroy’s hair returns to its natural tousled state, the freckles begin to appear across his skin, he’s been raiding Poly’s pantry or asking him to bring home takeout after missions, and so on and so forth.

[junehartz]

Made a playlist for the editor, I tried to make it fit his aesthetic as much as possible !!

[junehartz]

Yes he rides her strap

[junehartz]

more of

The editor headcanons

But freaky

• The editor is lowkey a bottom

• He can be a sub bottom or a power bottom it just depends on his mood tbh

• he loves being pegged... Yeah.

• lowkey into puppy play he likes being on both ends of the leash but prefers being the one to hold the leash 🕴

[pumpkinseed001]

some new doodles! puppy Homie taking care of Terror <3

read a really cute penguin butchlander on AO3! I love them in any shape and form T.T

[junehartz]

My ooc polyblank x my very much ooc editor.. Yay..

[junehartz]

THE EDITOR HEADCANONS

it's very ooc // polyblank can be yours, mine idc

• The editor has freckles but he uses makeup to hide them because he's super insecure about them.

• He wears gloves to hide his hands because they're not very masculine at all and honestly kind of feminine

• The editors favorite color is orange but he's like absolutely obsessed with it, anything orange

• He is a narcissist and believes that everyone even Mary are beneath him, except for polyblank.

• The editor is madly obsessed with polyblank, it started small and before he knew it he was living just for them

• Whenever the editor kidnaps polyblank he just yaps their ear off about how they're the only two reasonable and smart people in this world, and how they understand each other so well ~then he drugs pb and puts another tracker in their body~

[gravyrace64]

GULP! ok here. editor headcanons/my editor/whatever you wanna call it. kind of a mix of both

wasian... british and like a quarter japanese

learnt jpn alongside english as a child but he's not like. fluent fluent. can read it (because like. Yeah. look around) but he gradually stopped using it as he grew up so it's not perfect anymore. his pronunciation is clean as fuuuuuck though obviously. that being said in the present day since he pretty much exclusively uses it for occasional business he ONLY uses keigo. I imagine he can also get really vulgar if muttering to himself. Lol

sports fan (we know this). favourite is golf but that's a LIE his actual favourite is baseball. he just thinks it’s kind of embarrassing because it doesn't fit his carefully-composed and polished persona so he says golf to outsiders for image points. but he gets reeeeeeeally into it when watching on tv alone. you wouldn't be caught dead seeing this side of him. it gets Heated. yells at the screen and berates plays. the usual

the bat remains a weapon of choice for a reason ❤️ he cherishes that thang. polishes it after every use. or just whenever. perhaps it's therapeutic. making something shine to Perfection

:))) big into fish/fishkeeping. keeps all kinds of tropical fish and exotic fish and sea creatures. tends to his fishies in his free time and actually cares for them dearly. and polyblank just devastated his fucking tank 😭

you could also tie this to polyblank and koi if you feel so inclined..

the gif isn't lying he can Wield that Katana

[shenanibyte]

Everytime the Editor mentions Polyblank ;)

HUUUUGEE thanks to @bangobeep for the voice clips rips!!

[sawyerpilled]

hes still so beautiful after all these years

[ssaweetie]

Stalker!Adrian watching you through your window, watching closely as you tried on the new clothes you bought, twirling infront of your mirror, trying on the new lace bralette you bought and pose in front of the mirror. It was almost like you were putting on a show for him! You definitely were.

[ximevamps]

let’s be honest, Adrian chase would be soooooooooooo pathetic during sex like he would totally whine and cry. I hate reading Adrian X reader and Adrian is dominating I HATEEEE it😪

I mean look at him.

[ssaweetie]

Things that i think would turn on Adrian ‘n why<3

Specific foods that he associated that he associates with sex like whipped cream, or ones that he associates with aftercare like one specific shape of pasta.

Certain perfumes, the ones you use specifically use on the back of your ankles too. (Idk if im the only one who does that)

Few words that has him perk up like a dog who heard the words ‘walk’ and ‘treat’ and his version of those words are ‘baby’ in that tone that makes him feel so pitiful like a puppy. And ‘my hero’ because he likes feeling like he is needed and is somehow helpful.

When you do him the simplest of favours, like maybe cleaning his glasses or charging his switch. His mind just switches to something he cant put his finger on.

When you coo at him, acting like he is some baby or a puppy.

When you get teal colored acrylics/manicure he always gets hot for a handjob, same goes for pedicure too.

Thigh high socks that are just tight enough that the plush of your thighs slip from the top.

Kissing him right under his ear where his jaw starts, you can feel him exhale from his nose so harshly from the kiss.

Any time he sees and sort of pineapple flavored thing because in his mind people only eat-drink it for sexual purposes which makes his mind wander to you yet he never ends up getting any because he always says you taste so so sweet already.

When you want to feel his arms or appreciate his body at all. He cant help it, poor boy gets so excited!!

[chase-me-round]