sentence meme - parks & recreation pt. 1
āAre you mad at me? Because without eyebrows I canāt really tell.ā
āI hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.ā
āI made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.ā
āI guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you.ā
āYour mom kind of made a pass at me.ā
āI think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.ā
āI want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?ā
āI like you⦠in a, you know, romantical kind of way.ā
āAnd letās be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of peopleās butts every night.ā
āEveryone shut up and look at me!ā
āI want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And Iām the luckiest man in the galaxy.ā
āThatās the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.ā
āNormally people tell you to talk about your problems. Iām gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.ā
āIf you would be willing to just take a brief pit stop, we could see Indianaās second-largest rocking chair.ā
āYou donāt have to buy me things. I just like being around you.ā
āWe are colleagues with benefits. Weāre colleagues who benefit from the fact that weāre also friends.ā
āIām going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.ā
āLook I love you like a brother. But right now I hate you. Like my actual brother, who I hate.ā
āMy ex likes to check in every so often and make sure Iām doing OK. And if I am, she tries to fuck everything up.ā
āWhen they say 2% milk, I donāt know what the other 98% is.ā
āDude, that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.ā
āFirst of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.ā
āI typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.ā
āOK, well Iām not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so Iām going to go.ā
āI dig your groovy tunes, man.ā
āI love you and I like you.ā
āYou are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.ā
āDonāt try to bond with me.ā
āI hate talking to people about things.ā
āI am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.ā
āThis is like a crazy sex fantasy of mine.ā
āHogwarts is fictional. You do know that, donāt you? Itās important to me that you know that.ā
āI know what things are.ā
āI have no idea what Iām doing, but I know that Iām doing it really, really well.ā