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[violentlydefending]

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[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[teratocrat]

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

fuck yeah

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[despazito]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[lumina-crashes]

Yeah so basically they invented food so cannibalism antis could partake in vore

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[hotvampireadjacent]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[femmenietzsche]

Hot tip for any aspiring contract killers/hitmen - if you pretend to have a code of honor sometimes you can dupe clients into paying you extra for women and children

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[charlesoberonn]

[epilepticsaints]

[parasitoidism]

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy