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Wasn’t me. Honest.

“Hmm... well, if you say so.”

#theamazingchickenman #so they're finally here performing for screen gooter #if you know the words you can screen gooter

THROWS BARREL AT

#packing a massive rumble pak

margraveflame:

What was this? A talking gorilla? He knew humans were so lesser of the species pyramid, but this was taking it too far! And why did it even bother with the tie to begin with? If it was going to go naked for the rest???

“What are you.”

“What am I? Oh, many things!”

“I’m mostly an adventurer, but sorta like putting some stock in golfing, and tennis -- maybe a bit of a party animal too. And-... “ Oh, wait. He probably misinterpreted his question (waaaay misinterpreted), and figured to stop himself from rambling.

“Just your friendly neighborhood gorilla! You’ve never met one before?”

#margraveflame #lmao at the solo tie thing #most of the kongs don't know what pants are #dk just goes all out

pinkpuffofpopstar:

Kirby couldn’t believe it! After hearing stories about how Donkey and Diddy would go after baddies that steal their hoarde of bananas, he couldn’t help but wonder if the bananas had a special taste unlike any other. They sure looked different than the ones from Pop Star, being slightly thinner but longer.

“Thanks, DK! I promise I’ll make it up to you, poyo!”

“Oh! I know! I can bring you some bananas from MY world, if you want!” Because really, what’s sharing if only one gets stuff from the other?

He needn’t say more; upon the prospect of being given bananas in return for bananas, there’s no way DK could refuse. His eyes glowed with interest, almost getting all up in Kirby’s grill just to get more information.

“Ohh... I never had intergalactic bananas before. Diddy went to space awhile back, but he sorta forgot to bring some nanners home.”

“Err, what do they taste like? Stardust? Candy!?”

#pinkpuffofpopstar #he's gonna hitch a ride on the warp star just to find some #kirby watch out with this big ole goof

retrosavepoint

#reblog

kroolking:

❝ I swear on my Great Grandmother; Klarice Rool, nothing nefarious today Donkey Kong! Can’t a kremling go for an honest walk through the jungle? ❞

“Hmm... “ Of course the big ape wasn’t going to leave his arch nemesis unattended -- after all the pilfering pirates, pots and pans that troubled them over the years, he knew the Kremling king must’ve been cooking up something behind the scenes.

... or he genuinely was out here for an afternoon stroll. What was a guy, err, Kong supposed to do?

“Alright. But that means I’m gonna be here and go on an honest walk too! I’ve got my eyes on you, dude.”

#kroolking #unless dk is too dense to realize it and lets him go after awhile :p #i'm sure he would too lol #and unfortunately i spoiled myself on that reveal since i played dkc3 way after its prime #that's what happens when you have the internet and get curious :v

refletxheart:

　“Of course. I’m sure he could use the rest. We’ve been busy ourselves with the tournament here as usual, but it’s nothing grand. Maintenance, chores…. and well, fighting… I don’t think you’ve missed much. Very sober too, still tiring.” Robin chuckled along, thinking about sleeping through the first two things. It probably wouldn’t be too bad sometimes. And once Diddy was up and about again, that’d be another welcome. In the meantime…

　“Yeah, exactly! I suppose everything else is like that in short— ah.”

　“You’ve heard about it already? I didn’t think it’d spread that fast… kind of impressive.” And it might be a long story in truth. Basically, more fighting! “I’m still spending most of my time at the mansion these days, but ever since that new world appeared, there’s been a lot of us travelling—- summoned out there with the orbs you mentioned and more duties await. There’s more than a few dragons this time too. And um, aside from the occasional… very exciting… tournament-like match there, the good army needs our help defending their kingdom from dark forces and I’m definitely glad to assist. Basically?” Robin’s last sentence made him scratched his cheek. He felt slight absurdity from that part sometimes. Not that it’s not familiar.

　“Oh, right. Have you had lunch yet, DK? I don’t know how, but all that talk seems to have riled up my appetite suddenly. If you’re up for it… want to go somewhere?”

He simply nodded his head at Robin’s sentiments, putting on a knowing grin as if word was indeed spreading around. Given that the dubbed ‘pretty sword people’ were absent for a little while, a few others grew curious since their presence was so prevalent within the tournament. But alas, like most renowned heroes, there was still some adventure to tackle elsewhere -- for how long this whole ‘multi-universal competition’ been going on, it seems they were slowly returning to old haunts as before.

“Nah, not yet! I only had a banana fudge bar for a snack.”

“Y’know, I could go for a banana sundae with some strawberry, or maybe banana chocolate syrup... and a banana doughnut with lil’ banana sprinkles on em’.” He was practically drooling at this point thinking about sweets -- ahem, banana sweets. Naturally, this would give him an idea about where to go.

“How about a trip to that new cafe in town? I bet they have all of those! Oh, and a proper lunch of course, hehe.”

#refletxheart #hey elimeow what comes after the letter n #OOOOOOUGH #good we need more orbs #to counter the looming threat of gwendolyn the destructor #'my turn??' x 100

pharaoh-ink-deactivated20240331

One of my FAVORITE bosses from my childhood! I played DK64 tons as a kid, and I always loved replaying the toy factory level just to see this guy. :D

#reblog

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DK’s daily patrols around the island consisted of making sure that K. Rool’s scaly Kremlings weren’t up to no good -- stealing his bananas, for one thing. But there appeared to be no rickety galleons near the shoreline, and all was well. Or so he thought.

Hiding amidst the canopy, the ape would observe a most strange looking fellow nearby. Lanky, a bit wobbly looking, and... it seemed almost as if they emerged from some other world, so to speak. Surely not a typical day in the kingdom of Kong.

And just like that, DK accidentally lost his footing and tumbled onto the ground, completely blowing his cover. “Waaaaaaaugh! OOF!!”

“... oh, hehe. Hey there.”

#toonthroughtimeandspace

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“Alright. Who’s the wiseguy who made off with my bananas!? I counted 188, so that leaves three missing!”

“Aha! I bet it was YOU!”

#mintycoo

Freeb prooter

“What do you mean the points don’t matter!?”

#ask #lean booter #Anonymous

comes with bonus expansion pak

#just like with old blog #much shitpost

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“Watch out!”

The big ape emerged from the trees and knocked out the nearby Kremling with a single fist; it appears they were about ready to pilfer something from the unexpected company to the jungle. “Hey, you okay there?”

#twoastralsandashadow

insanitiisic:

{ Con’t }

❝ You’re going have to be faster than that if you’re going to catch me, monkeyboy! ❝

Iggy loved to mess around with people as a way and a good excuse to get out. At the most, Spring is around the corner and that means that he’s going to get out of the Castle more.

He hated how Winter was! Those cold days and nights, intolerable, given his reptilian species. He’d perfer to be in those more tropical ar-oh wait, he is there in the Jungle as of now.

Before long, he came across a wooded platform on a tree and landed there, waiting on Diddy to catch up with him.

❝ Alright, now’s your chance to get me. Don’t worry, it’s not like I’m in a rush or anything! ❝

@junglejaunt

“OH, WE’LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT, SHELLHEAD!”

Hatless but hotheaded as ever, Diddy huffed and puffed in every attempt to catch up. Fortunately he was nimble on his feet, but the darned Koopaling was definitely no slouch either.

And to think, they had every nerve to stop and taunt him like that! The chimp wasn’t at all amused, and began shimmying up the tree trunk with the jungle breeze blowing against his furry head. A head devoid of his precious cap, to be exact.

“Alright, end of the line, dude! Give it back or I’m gonna have to do something drastic!”

#insanitiisic

Why DO you hoard those bananas? Are you addicted, or are you trying to make the world's biggest banana smoothie?

“That’s us gorillas for you.”

“Aside from that, I’ve been doing it for so long now that I forgot what caused me to start hoarding em’! May be the convenience? I recall tryin’ to store my collection in Cranky’s Cabin, but... that only earned me a red mark in the shape of a walking stick.”

#Anonymous #ask

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After an arduous day of training and lifting weights, DK happily helped himself to a whole pile of bananas. While he did enjoy the recent company of his fellow Smashers, there’s no doubting his seldom preference to be alone -- living on an almost isolated island pretty much contributed to that sentiment.

In any case, he didn’t except to see a certain papery... wait, was he made of paper? A certain flat fellow in the same room the moment DK moved to another spot.

“Gwaaaugh!! W-... how long have you been here?”

#flatzones

[ @royalpeachy liked for a starter! ]

Approaching the castle, DK’s appearance might’ve alerted a few Toads who would think he’s out to capture the princess, and maybe take her aboard a few scaffolds.

However, he was only here to just ask a favor.

“Heya! Do you have any extra toothpaste than you can spare! I ran out of some trying to glue back Cranky’s door. Which, err, didn’t work out so well, in case you were wondering.”

#royalpeachy

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