HEY ASSBUTT

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[catchymemes]

[mittenfoot]

[cactusjubilee]

[fatartappreciation]

Portrait of Amy Pence-Brown by John Killmaster, retired Boise State Univesity art professor … a masterpiece work!

[thewhip]

[irondive]

[where-our-stories-start]

Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

[onthedriftinthetardis]

Same, but to trans youth in the US, and everywhere else that your right to be yourselves is being legislated away. 🩵🩷🤍🏳️‍⚧️

[movie-gifs]

Sinners dir. Ryan Coogler | 2025

[sephirthoughts]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[direquail]

in the age where everything you express online is fed into an AI as training data, obviously the best thing you can do for your mental health is to start a journal, like a really bad journal with egregious stickers and gel pens, like an angsty millennial teenager

[389]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[naamahdarling]

For those who don't know, Otter is quite hearing impaired or deaf, so his noises are extra loud.

The one where he hugs his little face and whimpers ruined me.

[winterthebeau]

Some kind of cricket or cicada

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

people understand that Spanish speakers speak different dialects of the Spanish language but don’t understand that black people speak a dialect of the English language

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

saw a variation of this conversation on twitter earlier

[brainstatic]

I just want to state for the record that this is completely uncontroversial among linguists. It’s the first day of sociolinguistics class.