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Ari she/her. Writer, Baker, self proclaimed frizzy goblin. I've been here for at least a decade. If you aren't old enough to recall the VHS release of Shrek you probably shouldn't be here. I still don't know what I'm doing.

[deathgasmic]

the vibe *i* bring to the function?

[fangirlshenaniganrex-deactivate]

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

[sweetoothgirl]

Tiramisu Brownies

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[kosmogrl]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

huge fan of whenever this happens

[weepylucifer]

there's something just amazing about john gaius being all "i saved the world, but not for me", blatantly riffing off of lord of the rings, which no one will ever call him on, bc he's the only person who remembers lord of the rings. to make matters worse better more, he's not even quoting the book. he's quoting the movie. so lame, you think, and then you remember where the movies were filmed and about the hobbit tax and the maōri stuntpeople who only ever got to play "evil ugly" orcs and easterlings and all of that and oh boy it's all connected here isn't it

but it also is unambiguously hilarious of him to compare himself to frodo. it's like if frodo set out to destroy sauron but orcs kept trying to arrest the fellowship and call him a charlatan on the middle earth news or whatever and also halfway through he gets hit up by gondor and they tell him that denethor just died and they need him to use the ring to reanimate his corpse and he just does it. and in the end frodo loses it and destroys all of middle earth except sauron who runs away on a spaceship

[weepylucifer]

wait hold up i'm back. i was going to be all "how dare you stand where he stood" but then i remembered what actually happened, famously, to frodo: he failed at the last step. he claimed the ring. (he just was lucky gollum happened to be there and disaster was averted.) he tried very hard, but in the end, he just couldn't do what he'd set out to do. sure yeah i can maybe see how jod would relate to that

[katakaluptastrophy]

Perhaps also relevant:

Gollum's last moments before descending under the Misty Mountains:

After Frodo begins experiencing possessiveness for the Ring:

And John, and C— and N—'s wedding:

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[bxy]

murano glass pomegranate seed lucky charm 5x6x7 in

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

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[lucy-harker]

MIA WASIKOWSKA as EDITH CUSHING CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]