𝔞𝔟𝔷

𝔥𝔬, 𝔴𝔥𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢? - 🌈 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥 | 𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶-𝔣𝔦𝔳𝔢 🔮

[goodnightngoth]

i do it for the girls n the gays, that’s it

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just ate a mango so epic i’m going to think about it for the next 7 years

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rich people are so silly because why are you trying to flex on me at my minimum wage job by telling me about your five houses

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a burn book but it’s full of toxic family members

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If fish invented bicycles before gravity was lactose intolerant, how many Wednesdays does it take to microwave a philosophical cucumber into a tax-paying cloud?

lordt

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i know better than to call my parents during mercury retrograde

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pls take care of yourself guys we got a lot of dumb bitches becoming therapists

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clocking in and going to take a shit so my coworkers know i ain’t no bootlicker

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mercury retrograde is busy season for divorce lawyers

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anyone else get worse body dysmorphia during mercury retrograde?

[mymelodyange1]

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“you’re so funny” thanks im the prodigal eldest daughter

[mymelodyange1]

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it’s never ok to make fun of someone unless they’re a republican

[sillysymphonys]

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