[junosteelseyepatch]

totally unrelated to juno steel... but made a substack if anyone is interested in reading... would love harsh brutal and mean feedback as well 😞: https://handpick3.substack.com/p/final-interview-before-we-can-accept?r=53wob6

[reygunsandreynbows]

something something puck moved to io hoping the cold would numb the pain something something Juno reminded them of the passion and fire within themselves something something cold but not cold hearted

[hgjhsjgjsgjsh-deactivated202501]

his strange swag has captivated me

[notwhoarchivist-deactivated2025]

my favourite noises in various podcasts

THE WIR OF THE TAPE RECORDERRRR

The way John says ‘Arthur’

MICHEAL DISTORTIONS LAUGH

*tape click* “supplemental-‘’

“MISTAH STEEEEL!!”

just everything about Peter Nureyev’s voice

“good night, night vale, good night…”

How Cecil sounds when he talks about Carlos

Jon’s angry little sighs

Juno’s angry little huffs

How the audio glitches when someone lies

”MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY-“

ALICE DYERS VOICE OUGH

The sound when Arthur is walking through the forest

Martins little “oh- OH!”

[flame-cat]

favorite juno-isms:

when he enters a room calling for someone but the room is empty so he just trails off their name and goes "... isnt. here?" like who r u saying that to sweet pea

"aw. :("

*growls*

when he's trying to piss someone off and u can FEEL his shit-eating grin

when he zones back in from an inner monologue

"... what."

voice cracks when he's upset giving him away so instantly

absolute shit pair of lungs. he's wheezing after 1 (one) flight of stairs

when he gets called out and starts sulking like the big baby he is

how easy it is for him to get caught up in a moment. see: him joining in on this "time for lunch" riot in the infernal grind, the countless times he's ignored the rest of the world because he's "on a roll", how easily he fell in with the aurinko family

the worst puns ever conceived by humankind

"ow. :/"

[orions-garden]

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me and the dark matters agent who watches me through my webcam when I make my 1736388th post in a row simping for Chainmail Warrior Andromeda:

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Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦🏻‍♂️ u can’t have shit in Hyperion City

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me when the interplanetary dark matters stream mentions the guy who found my missing cat that one time she ran away:

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who tf is gonna be mayor now

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[asterrrrion]

I know very well that Slip narratively and logically could've never lived but GOD I wish we'd gotten the chance to explore his character a bit more

Like he's a genius chemist street orphan who's goal in life is to design non-addictive drugs because he started using drugs when he was a child, he stopped using because his crush (that treated him like shit) basically yelled at him that he endangered every one he met and was going to die, the aforementioned crush he hadn't talked to in at least five years became a terrorist and he went "you know what, I'm gonna help you run away", he tests his own potentially dangerous experiments on his fucking self, he has absolutely nothing to his name to the point that he could bet everything away which makes him a poker master except for Peter (which is what ultimately damns him), he's larger than life, he's a seventeen year old boy, he ends up dying of an overdose and I don't even want to think about the fact that while Peter was sleeping he 100% knew he was gonna die of the very same thing he's fought against for half his life, he's weirdly balanced and emotionally intelligent, he's confident around literally everyone except the guy he's in love with, and when coming out of a twenty years long coma and in unimaginable pain, unable to talk, as soon as he got a grasp of the situation he decided to let himself die in less than thirty seconds to save the love of his life.

Truly the character of all time™ of the Penumbra, died like a king as he lived

[clownhonkbonk]

someone has without a doubt talked about this, but why not twice slip calls nureyev petya, and in s3 nureyev goes by ' ransom '

funfact, petya ransom is a malware that holds your crucial files hostage until you pay them! weird huh!

[wolfythewitch]

 Based on a poem by @stubbornjerk !! go read its really good vbfhvdbf translations under the cut Rough translation: “There are three doors, love. Behind the first: one without a name or home. Behind the second: a monster who has already killed. Behind the third: a fool gone crazy for having loved you. Which door will you close, beloved? Which will you choose? Of course, it doesn’t matter to you how this is. A goddess will not follow. He who simply wants to live despite the monsters surrounding. No. People like us, we follow no rules but our own. Aright, I’ll change the question. Because, of the three options I’ve given, they all lead to one room, wherein I wait to ask: What kind of man would open the first door and steal my name with a kiss? What kind of person would open the second door to bring me out and shut himself in? And lastly, what kind of lady would open the third door and love me back without a second thought?”

[myzlwow]

crime family to prepare for the finale :]

[junoversefinalefanzine]

Happy birthday Mistah Steel!

In honor of the finale, we've created a free zine celebrating the Penumbra Podcast, Juno Steel, and all the characters & stories that have captured our heart for almost a decade.

You can download or view the zine HERE, and download a more printer-friendly version HERE

Also, a massive thanks to all the writers and artists who helped make this a reality. Every single one of you is amazing, and we can’t wait for everyone to see what you’ve created.

[punkryuki]

Juno Steel and the Case Closed without context

[fallenfromtheskies]

juno: THEY ARE TAKING YOUR MONEY

mick:

[enjolraspdf]

juno at the end of final resting place:

[theskymayswallowme-deactivated2]

Juno should’ve been a badass and just gone “Hello Peter, it’s been awhile” cause that would’ve been funny

[our-boy-jack]

Don’t you DO THIS to me Vibert

[vicioustoker]

juno is stronger than me i would've figured out a way to get up from that chair just to kick him