just a potato in a sea of fries

Fabiënne/braincell of the gang/bi/ace/dutch/21/she,they

[marinememes]

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

[alm-of-lexia]

NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT

[captainjonnitkessler]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

[captainjonnitkessler]

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

[greelin]

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

[greelin]

“but i don’t feel like i deserve it.” boo hoo. too fucking bad. Get loved idiot

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[mille-marteaux]

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

[mille-marteaux]

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

[mille-marteaux]

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

[mille-marteaux]

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

[shayminsh]

is this you

[mille-marteaux]

yes

run

[mortalmab]

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This feels like the Yang to the Yin of the Shower Beverage, where in a peak of Unhinged civilized decadence, you experience the full flavor profile of a beverage whilst in the midst of a Hot Shower. Similarly carnal in it's satisfaction, and worrisome when to your mom when she asks you what you did this weekend, and you explain. At Length.

[czesca]

one thing about ME is that i WILL be LACKING IN SLEEP

[sleepnoises]

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

[frog-cult-leader]

*blap*

[apleye]

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

[greelin]

you’re not gonna believe what this is a review for

[greelin]

[boimgfrog]

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

[boimgfrog]

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

[boimgfrog]

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

[vol-au-vending-machine]

Historians are puzzled as to how early humans invented bread.

But I want to know who the hell invented jelly. What lunatic had the time, the curiosity, and the resources to spend answering the obscure question "if you boil pigs' trotters for 8 hours, what happens?"

Never mind inventing calculus, how bored do you have to be to invent jelly?

[rainbowchibbit]

Duolingo has a home screen widget now so I was like sure why not.

So I didn’t notice until late in the day yesterday so that’s why the streak numbers are different… but the longer you go through the day without practicing the Duolingo owl gets more distressed

And then when I finally did a lesson….

I’m crying what is this Duo. What are we?

[starkeeper-the-storyteller]

@14cookiesinajar why would you hide this gem in the tags

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

[vintageblr]

Kiki’s Delivery Service, 1989 dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[cannibalchicken]