Jupe

number one buddy dawn enjoyer

[jupiterhead]

guys its genuinely a miracle today

all of the kids at my work are well adjusted 😝😝

ive been praying for times like this

[jupiterhead]

guys its genuinely a miracle today

all of the kids at my work are well adjusted 😝😝

ive been praying for times like this

[kyoodledoodle]

I’m making a kingdom, fill out the polls and rb with your character :] ⚔️ 🍄 🐉 🛡️ 🐦‍🔥

What are you?

human

elf

Merfolk

Dragon folk

Gnome

Werewolf

bird folk

faun

orc

fairy

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[kyoodledoodle]

What is your job?

blacksmith

carpenter

Gardener

Royalty

Magic practitioner

Knight

townsfolk

doctor

Animal specialist

chef

Engineer

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[kyoodledoodle]

Do you have magic?

no

fire magic

earth magic

Water magic

wind magic

light magic

Shadow magic

shapeshifting

Healing magic

magic with animals

charm magic (think bard)

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[kyoodledoodle]

Lastly, what kingdom are you from?

Alloris

Kanadorn

Fierryn

Pyrefall

Fort Gaias

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

Alloris- thriving kingdom in the great valley of the twin forge mountains; known for agriculture and wildlife populations Kanadorn- perched just above Alloris, atop the twin forge mountains; known for timber and mining

Fierryn- built next to the Pallodus volcano and surrounded by rocky cliffs; known for technological innovations and military force

Pyrefall- kingdom in the secluded, and forbidden, Hollowdrake woods; known for magic

Fort Gaias- oceanic kingdom built amongst the coral; known for precious jewelry, metals, and medical innovations

this is the last poll- rb with your character!

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[spider-shoes]

what they don't tell you abt liking dsmp from 2020-22 ish is that you don't actually get to leave

[dramatic-dolphin]

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

[dramatic-dolphin]

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

[drizzledrawings]

Happy pride winterhawk lovers

[mccutcheon121]

Awww this is adorable🥹💖

[jupiterhead]

so why within ten minutes of eachother did two separate kids ask me one (1) if i was a mom and two (2) if i live with my boyfriend bc im "college age"

BROTHER WHAT

(aldo i dont have a boyfriend???)

[jupiterhead]

the more charlie jorts slimecicle looks like a beautiful lesbian woman the stronger i get

[blue-jay27]

I’ll deal with the double in another life

Riz Gukgak (right) and his romance partner Baron from the Baronies (left) for Sparkbird’s Free, Freer, Free art showcase!!

context under cut

Riz is a player character in a dnd actual play show called Fantasy High, and Baron is Riz’s “romance partner”. basically Riz lied about having a partner to his friends, and a god of nightmares brought Baron to life through a mirror and Baron kinda has a mirror motif

[vampgeeway]

i love this picture so much because it looks like they have antennas

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[explodingsillycat]

“Coward”

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[blanketcoffin]

humans consume toxins for fun regularly. freaks, the all of em

[jupiterhead]

tiny child from my work comes up to me and sees my ptv tank top and goes omg i like pierce the veal ( veil) my mom saw them in concert

told him how lucky his mom was

[karadashofficalslop]

illi being absolutely locked in while her bf is too busy fixing his binder istg lock in !!