G O N E .

I ABANDONED THIS BLOG YEARS AGO GET OUTTA HERE!

[eclogues]

[gzrutchi]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I'm still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I'm still umami about that

[jupiterscorpse]

just charged my old phone so i can get my current one fixed up and im logged in here i guess. hello from iphone 6

looks like this over here

[jupiterscorpse]

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

[jupiterscorpse]

IS THIS REALLY HOW HE WENT TO MEGA HELL?? HE WENT DOWN A TUBE???

[jupiterscorpse]

going down the slide in mcdonalds play place but ronald mcdonald finds out you like boys and sets it alight

[jupiterscorpse]

dni if

- you will get mad at me for killing you or being evil or throwing you down a well and calling you bad words and mean names and laughing

[jupiterscorpse]

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

[shigraki]

You got the chese touch!! Lol

[jupiterscorpse]

Lol! *blows up your house*

[shigraki]

[jupiterscorpse]

diary of a wimpy kid can very easily be adapted into a jennifers body au

[jupiterscorpse]

well not really but the parallels of “yknow what greg? you’re not a good friend. you broke my hand and you dont even seem sorry” “that broken hand is the best thing that ever happened to you!” and “yknow what? you were never a good friend. even when we were kids you used to steal my dolls and pour lemonade on my bed.” “and now i’m eating your boyfriend! at least im consistent.”

[jupiterscorpse]

i’m right

[jupiterscorpse]

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

[shigraki]

You got the chese touch!! Lol

[jupiterscorpse]

Lol! *blows up your house*

[shigraki]

[jupiterscorpse]

god this post fucking rocks

[jupiterscorpse]

He fucked that old man

i never answered this ask because i forgot who it was about but its still really funny and since i left this blog and barely see it anymore its time to share it with the world. be free

[jupiterscorpse]

dogs be like barks at a man for 20 minutes

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[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[fatimamononoke]

[everythingfox]

yisssss

(via)

[cloudpuppy]

[jupiterscorpse]

there’s still shit in my queue dont mind that

[jupiterscorpse]

yeah i’ll have to make this work