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@jurdonsrunn
In honor of Sexual Sunday ask my muse Sex based questions.
jurdonsrunn has a Contract
Theodora sighed, removing her hands from her chest. ” You’re right there, but it’d be a lot easier if I was a foot taller.” Alas, being a human on the shorter side wasn’t exactly very threatening.
"Look on the bright side: shooting people in the kneecaps will be all the more easy."
"Lord Almighty… Your seat now? What are you? Six? People always needing things fed to them like it’s my job." Yunru’s eyes roved over the sky of the city and, legs crossed, he folded his hands over his knee. "I see angels. You want me to explain what ‘see’ means, too? And then they sing and they do things to me, get my mojo all crazy like gas molecules and heated atoms. It’s actually uncomfortable. But their voices are so good, so I keep them around. That easy enough for you?”
"Yeah, I get it. You're totally fucking crazy." she glared at him. "You know, the last person I want to hear rant at me is someone who belongs in a loony bin."
((time to reply to things i'm a month late on woops i suck))
Favors of Omega
Kim chanced a glance over her shoulder, their injured friend didn’t seem to slow them down much, but it was one less to worry about. She shouldn’t have left without her gun at the bar, it was stupid mistake. Clearly she should have broke one of the assholes faces into her glass after shooting them full of holes. It was a nice shotgun, her favorite, and if some scum bag took by the time she got back from dealing with these pansies there would be hell to pay.
Kim scanned the wall pipes as she ran, stopping when she found a particularly thin one that was rusted over. Maintenance was only really required on Aria's level anyway, she tested it briefly, touching the cool metal. There wasn’t much time to debate just what was going to come out of it, she pushed and pulled the pipe until it loosened enough for her to yank out of the wall. Well, one side of it anyway. Water began to spill out, judging by the smell it was sewage water, lovely. Kim worked on twisting and pulling the bar until it came off with a pop. Wasting no time she rounded on the loud footsteps behind her, using the sharper end of the pipe to impale the first of the men to catch up to her. His scream was loud, pained, the shocked look on his face made Kim chuckle as she slid it out without much difficulty and bashed the man in his skull sending to the floor with a satisfying thud.
Srunn had to chuckle too. The little human girl was kicking ass. Maybe she wouldn't have to swoop in and save the day. After a very mediocre night, this was welcome entertainment, and so she continued to follow. Who knows, she might still get the chance to play hero.
((minecraft and anime really do a number on my activity))
"I like the view"
Kreet jumped a bit and covered himself up “How’d you get in here?” His face turned red
"Heh heh heh. I like going where I’m not wanted."
Favors of Omega
Omega was a place of many opportunities, those of which are controlled by the corrupt, rich or power hungry. No matter who was in control of an operation, everyone would bow before the Queen of Omega. If they chose not to, then accidents where bound to happen, accidents that Kim happen to be near. She almost regretted asking for a favor from one of Aria's men, the call in's ‘favors’ had become increasingly irritating , not that she cared about beating down someone who deserved it... hell that was the part of the job she enjoyed, it was being attacked from said someone’s buddies she did not care for.
It wasn’t the first time being chased down, evidently the guy was popular. Or so she assumed with six or so jerks hollering and hooting behind her. One more ahead of the pack than the others was right on her ass, Kim turned a corner, turning immediately to punch the asshole in his throat. The chocking gargle told her she had done her job and she took off again not wanting to chance the others catching up to her just yet.
Srunn saw the commotion, and her interest was piqued. Six men chasing down one of the tiniest humans she'd ever seen. She followed behind to see what happened, although it was clear the human wouldn't escape without a sever beating... unless she intervened. Even if she'd run off now, they'd catch up.
jurdonsrunn replied to your post:*lays on the floor making sad exhausted noises*
Aw, what’s wrong bite-size?
*Doesn’t lift his head*
…What’d you just call me?
Bite-size.
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Teddy’s face almost instantaneously changed it’s open greeting to visible hostility. " Go ahead, laugh it up, i’m short I get it." She crossed her arms over her chest, pistol in hand.
"Aw, come on now. You gotta have a thicker skin than that." Srunn said. Her smile took on a bit of a friendlier look. "Can't let somethin' like that get to you. 'Specially in your line o' work."
A click went off inside him and he hoped he was going somewhere. He pointed to his eye.
"Look in my eyes. Do you see it dilating? This reads negative for dope. And I slept seven hours and have no history of mental illness, thank you very much. But I do have dreams. Very real ones. Ones that make me wish were reality." He dropped his hand down then looked away, up. "Wait.. I think she’s coming right now. Oh… Oh, that weirdness in the periphery I told you about, it’s starting."
"You still haven't explained a damn thing to me yet. If you're tryna act crazy to scare me away it ain't workin'. This is my seat now." she folded her arms over her chest in defiance.
He chuckled “It’s actually that easy.” He smiled “Got any other questions?”
"No, not really. Well, maybe, how's that quarian paste stuff taste?"
Yunru’s brows raised and it widened his far-gazing eyes. He focused up at her.
"It gets me, you know. Like Thor’s hammer." His body rocked when he hit his back against the bench and tapped the picture on his datapad. "And the angel that comes to see me looks like her, but in a white dress flowing in the wind, swan’s feathers… They don’t practice abstinence. Angels. Ask me how I know."
"The fuck are you talking about? Are you hallucinating or something?"
"She’s sitting there and you—you’re—" Irate, he pulled at his lower lip and scraped his tongue against his teeth. He held the datapad in his hands and a fuse blew, but he didn’t detonate. His arteries demanded he relax.
"You want to sit here so bad? Have it," he said. Yunru’s nose flared and he started. "I was at some sodden, runddown church last night, scoped out my friend’s new beau. We find him, of course, but now her traitor finds out. And so, he’s absolutely livid, a Category five hurricane, waving his arms about demanding a fight and the last thing I remember before knocking out cold is looking into the copper-painted-gold eyes of My Savior. And now, every night, I see angels, magnificent-winged creatures, surrounded by a choirboy of cherubs, pouring in from the bright light of my ceiling and hovering five feet above my bed singing hymns and all that jazz. Gets my peripheries crazy." He turned to her, face dull. "What’s your deal, sister?"
"I have no idea what the fuck you just said to me." she blinked. "Are you crazy or something?"
kreet-ferro-nar-rayya started following you
Hey… tell me somethin’. What do you guys do when you stain the pretty fabrics on your suits?
Kreet looked behind himself and then looked up at the Krogan “Uh.. We take the fabric off and clean it.”
"Hmph, well then. Ask a simple question, get a simple answer."
…I ain’t fragile! You just hit me pretty hard! *pouts* Just hit me lighter next time if you wanna nudge…
If you're calling that poke a hit, you aren't being very convincing.
"Pint-sized? Don’t know. My eyes tell me you’re bigger than everyone else here." He surveyed the area around them, but it was hard to believe he made an effort. "Maybe you’re just oversized. Like a whale surrounded by krill or something. Too big in this small, small world.”
Yunru fixed his hair and, at her threat, his face flashed. “Get your own seat,” he retaliated quickly, throwing his arm across to shield his datapad. “Find something else to revolve around that hulking mass. It’s not going to be me.”
She picked up his datapad and shoved it at his chest, glaring down at him with dangerous looking eyes.
"I sit. Where I want to sit." She plopped herself down gracelessly and sat back.