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F1 driver: noo i can't share that that's too private 🤭🤭

Motogp rider: here's a picture of my dick, here's my hole (posted on team account), this is the latest update on my bathroom habits and an alphabetised list of my favorite porn categories

#motogp #f1

aashiqeddiediaz

mcgarrett. you got a visitor.

[ID: five gifs of Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams from Hawaii Five-0, episode 2.01. Steve is in jail, wearing the orange jumpsuit, and Danny's come to visit him. They talk on phones through a partition glass.

GIF 1: Steve lazes back on his elbow with the phone to his ear, his eyes dropping down somewhere on Danny's neck. His smile widens as he looks back at Danny, seemingly laughing to himself as he looks back up, amused.

GIF 2: Danny watches Steve incredulously, spreading his free hand out in a confused gesture as he asks, "Why are you smiling at me?"

GIF 3: Steve smiling, looking at Danny through hooded eyes as he says, "You're not wearing a tie, it suits you." He glances back down to Danny's open collar before smirking back at him.

GIF 4: Danny looks down at himself before popping one side of his collar, wryly stating, "No, I'm not wearing a tie, 'cause there's no dress code for an out-of-work cop."

GIF 5: Steve, still giving Danny that amused look, mouth-shrugs as he turns to look behind himself, smiling slightly against the phone as he looks for anyone listening.

/end ID]

wanderinghalo27

The ktm bunch are so funny to me not just because they're treated like one big slightly dysfunctional family, but also because their riders consist of:

Child prodigy with chronic resting bitch face

Guy who once won a wet race on slicks

Jorge Lorenzo's most recent divorce who also tried to blow up his engine that one time

Adult harry potter fan

#it's like brad and his twice divorced co-parent mav with their two weirdo kids #<- this #motogp

probuccalfat

you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.

probuccalfat

who’s lando

sammyche

just came back from my friends birthday weekend. i’m exhausted. haven’t seen the sprint race or the main race….i just had one spoiler and that’s a marc crash idk which one it is but im prepared to be fucking pissed god

juri-andthemoon

Hooty hoo, I have bad news for you!

#spoiler!#motogp #jerez #motogp spain #marc marquez

multiseb21

marc’s season so far

killed by simon crafar for serving too much cunt

tire puncture

sprint win via the power of #thehole

4th place. loser.

this is cota I should be winning headloss

finding a way to serve some cunt even with a llp for the this is cota I should be winning headloss

the cheating homunculus CRASH TO WIN

dumbass. idiot. stupid. dumbest man alive. (allegedly killed by jerez’s homophobic wind)

cheacegirl

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

teamaspar

rise-ha

I think Marc and Alex need to move back in together. Clearly living independently isn't working out for either of them

07242024-deactivated20240725

i got the job

alexaloraetheris

Litany against unemployment.

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god