Let t)(e King do t)(e fig)(ting,

cos if you lose t)(e Queen, you lost everyt)(ing.

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@jawwsome

you s)(ore seem stressed, angelfis)(~

dont worry t)(o i was just comin online to tell u t)(at im givin u a week or so off so i can make the final preps for me and sugarbabes employee switc)(!

t)(is is suuuuper late @sugary-empress but i just )(ad to deal wit)( some reely uncooperative mfs on t)(is sentient rock planet

(pike t)(eyre all so weird and i mig)(t )(ave to wipe em out?? its a toug)( c)(oice)

ill )(it u up v soon too, ok boo~?

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im gonna eat t)(ese scones and talk wit)( my newest business partner!! i prawnmise ill be on eelventually!!!

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we can tideally do t)(at t)(en!! )(and over some of your most troublesome employees and ill give you a )(andful of my best!! itll be like a vacation for you lmao

and )(ell yea)(!!! free treats from t)(e sweetest alt ebber!!!

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Fun fun, I do desurf a vacation~

You’re literally too~ kind~

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>You send a pint jar of orange curd and a dozen still warm scones.

You’re welcome, darling~~

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)(mu wit t)(eir profiles and a brief descripfin of w)(at t)(ey do t)(at makes t)(em in need of a little reformative t)(erapy and ill )(ave t)(em back to you in a perigee all good and ready to serve to t)(e best of t)(eir abilities again~

o)( and ill be s)(ore t)(at you get suitable replacements from my end! you send me a guard ill send you a guard etc. i wouldnt want you understaffed in a super finportant area!!

> You shout happily with this gift and get right to preparing a really cute looking plate of this for yourself! ... And by that you mean making your personal chef do it for you.

t)(ese look soooooooo good!! im tideally gonna eat em all

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prince is t)(e best~

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Tumblr is a weird environment~

)(a)(a, omg, t)(at’d be great~

It’s always awk dealing wit)( people used to a greyer -Empress, lmao~

Oo)(, fun!~

I adore getting cute new subjects~

War is great and all, but cooperation is nice too, and can get unexpected benefits~

And wtf… You don’t know aboat orange curd… t)(is is a sincere tragedy???~

Curds are custards made wit)( citrus, and you can use t)(em as t)(e filling for pies or put t)(em on stuff and okay no t)(is isn’t good enoug)(, I’ll send you a jar and some scones, gimme a sec~

You desurf deelicious fins~

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we can tideally do t)(at t)(en!! )(and over some of your most troublesome employees and ill give you a )(andful of my best!! itll be like a vacation for you lmao

and )(ell yea)(!!! free treats from t)(e sweetest alt ebber!!!

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t)(anks babe!!! yoar t)(e best~

38*

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of course 

if you havve anythin specific you wwant me to do wwith it i can look into that as wwell

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put t)(at back w)(ere its supposed to be

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prince )(oney!! the first order of business w)(en you get off your leave is to fix my t)(eme ocray??

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yes ma’am 

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t)(anks babe!!! yoar t)(e best~

38*

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and i missed YOU t)(e most!!! )(ows it going sugargills?

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I mean, I figured~ -E)()()(, pretty okay~ You missed discourse about w)(y lowbloods dig t)(roug)( garbage, it was weird~ My staff are all incompetent as per usual, lmao~ But I made orange curd and it’s fucking delicious so life is great!~ )(ow’s life treating you, cupcake?~

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o)( my god? yall foug)(t aboat t)(at? t)(ats just like a fact o life or smt)( i t)(oug)(t.

we s)(ould switc)( staff members for a perigee. i bet i could get em into s)(ape for you reel fast~!

lifes p great!!! i just successfully conquered a planet of very cooperative reptiles! t)(eyre so cute and i didnt )(ave to make any bodies )(it t)(e floor at all t)(ey just wanted to learn about our tec)( in exc)(ange for t)(eir resources! it was kinda boring but im s)(ore my guards were glad t)(ey didnt )(ave to tussle wit)( anot)(er new species!

w)(ats orange curd t)(o

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prince )(oney!! the first order of business w)(en you get off your leave is to fix my t)(eme ocray??

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w)(at the fuck )(arpooned to my t)(eme??

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i )(avent been on this site in FOR–EV—ER!!!!

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We’ve missed you, sweetfins!~

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and i missed YOU t)(e most!!! )(ows it going sugargills?

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i )(avent been on this site in FOR--EV---ER!!!!

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my time )(ere is up for now, stay lovely guppies!

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Okay but being real you’d rock tf outta ANY look!~

And yea)(, good call~ People are trying to get around it by being all “no but my engine is my quadrantmate, it’s true serendipity, you can’t uninstall my TRU-E LOV-E”~ Like, good try guys, but it’s really obvious if you won’t efin make eye contact wit)( an uninstalled )(elmsman t)(at your love may not be all you say it is~

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)(a)(a o)( my god t)(ats gillarious

“you cant uninstall my true love itll )(ave OPTIONS w)(en its free” is the argument there probably lmfao

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Yea)(!!!~

Omg, it would be so finny~ You’re a delig)(t~ I’m pics)(oring it like Mom’s beaks, big and w)(ite and wit)( teet)(, it would be a good look~ I mean, nomoby’s really complaining aboat t)(e new stuff itself, I sink some captains are just gonna miss w)(aling on a )(elmsman~ Plus nomoby pikes c)(ange~

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omg t)(at would be tideally s)(ellar!!! not to mention id rock tf outta t)(at look

and yea)( t)(at was t)(e biggest issue but pike if t)(ey didnt like it t)(ey got fired it was a good policy tb)( ebberyone w)(o matters wins

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Truuuuuue~

You’re pretty okay, I guess~ 38P Is t)(at supposed to say break, or are you growing a )(oliday beak, because different universes sure do )(ave different traditions~ Mm, I’ve made some alterations to )(elming policies to improve efficiency of bot)( egines and my -Empire, but ebberyone’s complaining aboat me taking t)(eir toys away~

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t)(e okayest 38)

if i could find a way to grow a beak id tideally do it if it was only temporary! i cod scare t)(e s)(it outta ebberyone as a )(oliday gift to me from me~

ive been t)(ere already sm)(. t)(ey beg and plead for you to find a more efficient fuel source and w)(en ya do yoar STILL t)(e bad guy! t)(e common folk never appreciate all i do for t)(em i swear.

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my neww uniform fits me wwell 

unfortunately howwevver i lost my glasses and my boss is insistin i invvest in contacts

or uh

a contact rather