[twoturtlesinabathtub]

every day I remember that I fantasize about a man named fuckin Albert and every day I am embarrassed

[weskie]

the lion does not fear writing that all-powerful man as a bottom

[ghoullean]

nsfw. minors DNI. lols

there’s only so much you can do to quell your own boredom.

cooking, reading, painting, jerking off.

well, you weren’t much of a good cook. reading grew painfully monotonous and paint simply just seemed to splatter everywhere but the canvas.

lying on your front and burying your face into wesker’s pillow, huffing in the unmistakable scent of his shampoo.

it was clinical. with the amount of gel he slathered directly onto his roots everyday, he needed only the finest care.

it wasn’t long before you were flailing around in his bed sheets as your breath stuttered in a desperate symphony to navigate your release.

you were so busy with your hands that you might as well have rendered every other sense of yours entirely useless.

“busy?” wesker cleared his throat. the direction of his voice came from the seat by your vanity.

you had no idea how long he’d been sitting there for. frankly, you’d be fine without knowing.

you lie there frozen. it was pitiful the way pleasure grabbed you by the throat— you made no real attempt to move your hand.

wesker noticed this. obviously.

“by all means, my dear, continue. it seems i’m unable to pleasure you adequately.” wesker encouraged as you found the strength to lift your head from the confines of his pillow.

“no— wesker, it’s not like that. i just had nothing to—“

wesker shook his head abruptly, flicking a hand in the air above him.

“you misunderstand. continue.”

[unnerving-presence]

do you think dracula + vecna smell pretty bad (undead + blood + possible bits of flesh +- cologne that slightly covers it up making it better or worse) or do they use magic or smth to not smell like a corpse

I personally think vecna smells like nothing (or like, very lightly smells of something) and dracula smells like rot (and he fails to cover it up lmao)

honestly depends on the media but sometimes vampires don’t really sweat. in the castlevania show we can see dracula and godbrand sweating so it’s safe to assume dbd dracula can also sweat.

but dracula has been described to be incredibly smart for his time. he is approximately 937 years old, so i bet in that time period he would definitely be able to either mask any smell or make himself smell nice. if he bothers enough guy to make sure he looks fancy, he probably smells the same too

vecna? i mean there’s no reason why he shouldn’t stink of death given his decayed form. it’s possible he could know some spell to mask his scent but i don’t think he’s bothered with that stuff. he probably smells like a corpse

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Some Castlevania lads taking care of you while you're sick & on your period HCs (male reader)

Author's Note: It's been almost a week and I still feel like death incarnate… if anything it's getting worse :') The only comfort I have (besides a heating pad and a sweet cat) is a series of daydreams where my favorite CV boys cuddle with me while I rest.

I'm writing these while I'm sleepy, loopy, and in a lot of pain. I apologize if they aren't up to par with my usual writing, I just wanted something for myself to come back to as I recover 😞

Soma

• He remains chill on the outside, but he still worries when you cough so hard you hurt your ribs or shamble around the house like a zombie

• When you ask him to bring you something, he always brings a little extra. (Extra soup/food, extra meds, an extra blanket, etc)

• Hovers awkwardly like a guard dog

• Wants to be touching you at all times. Soma offers his lap to you when you're sick, letting you lay your head on top of him. He also "subtly" scoots his hand closer to yours when you're sitting together. Finds any excuse to put his hands on you somehow

• Tries to make you laugh, even though it sends you into a coughing fit. He just misses his boyfriend's smile too much ;'(

• Will lay his hand on top of or rub any areas that hurt (if you want him to)

• Offers to fight your uterus when you complain about cramps

• Will also offer to clean blood out of your clothes (he has a secret talent for stain removal)

• He's the most casual boyfriend when it comes to periods. Never makes a big deal out of it or calls them gross. Soma thinks it's stupid that you have to suffer through something so cruel, but he never makes you feel ashamed or like you're less of a man for going through this

• Lets you be the little spoon for once, wrapping his arms around you tightly and protecting you as you try to fall asleep

Alucard

• The sweetest, most attentive caregiver. 100/10

• Does anything you ask of him, no complaints

• Alucard will even feed you if you're too weak to do so

• Takes care of as many chores and responsibilities as he possibly can until you're better

• Surprises you with a warm bath, complete with a few scented candles and bath salts, and offers to soak with you for a while

• Kisses your forehead a lot when you don't feel good

• Even though he could get sick, Alucard insists on staying with you, cuddling, feeding you, etc etc. Catching your illness is a small price to pay for making his lover feel comfortable

• Hates when your period comes around. Not because of anything you do, he just can't stand how much it hurts you and annoys you

• Feels especially helpless when your cramps persist through pain meds and a heating pad. Hearing you groan in pain even after trying all of these methods to alleviate the cramping makes Alucard feel terrible

• Lets you fall asleep on him, even if it's not a very comfortable position. He'll take a nap with you, reading his head on top of yours

• Eats whatever weird cravings you get with you out of solidarity

• Also keeps light and easy snacks in your room or wherever you're going to be all day so that you have something to eat

Dracula

• He's… a little awkward around sick people, but since he cares about you so much, he does try to take care of you

• Will search through his study for books about human illnesses, even if it takes hours

• Eventually, he comes back into your room with the weirdest remedies you've ever seen (straight up potions and concoctions). They taste pretty bad, but your fever is gone within the hour, so who are you to complain?

• Vlad can't stand to see his lover bedridden. He knows how weak humans can be, and he's afraid that even a cold could spell your demise

• He's rather sweet though. When he brings you lunch and helps you eat, sitting and talking with you until it's all gone

• Periods completely illude the dark lord though… even his wife Lisa's strange monthly predicament was a mystery to him

• Still wishes to help you through the pain and mood swings as much as he can

• If you ask extremely nicely, Vlad will transform into a wolf and let you pet and cuddle him while you gradually fall asleep (you lull him to sleep too with how gently you pet his head. He would be lying if he said he didn't like this)

• He's your ultimate protection while you rest. No one and nothing is going to disturb you, especially when you're coughing and cramping and sneezing and too sore to even roll over

[jesterkard]

We are so back.

[unnerving-presence]

was reading through some of your posts, noticed a distinct lack of dracula.. if possible i’d like to request the return of an old prompt :) what would his reaction be if he was flashed mid-trial?

my favorite vampire ever guys #1 husband i love him so much,,

second time writing for him it’s kind of hard owaaah

Dracula’s reaction to being flashed by a survivor reader

This literally only works if you are his smart, beautiful, caring, elegant, loving, mystical, intelligent, gorgeous s/o.. If you aren’t, your distractions will make him quite disgusted, and you will not be spared.

I think in general he would refuse to do you any harm for obvious reasons. You wouldn’t need to flash him out of any desire to survive, but rather to.. motivate him, perhaps.

He finds you alone, carefully repairing the wiring of a generator. You know he won’t hurt you. He never has.

Perhaps before he goes you ask him to stay for a moment. You tell him you have something to show him

The last thing he would’ve expected was for you to lift up your shirt for him

He is always given constant reminders of why he loves you so much, and this is yet another on his ever growing list

Vlad has seen your chest plenty of times before. Somehow it never gets old, especially not when you show them off like this. How could he ever get used to a sight like that?

If they get caught on your shirt first before falling back into place? You may have just encouraged him to get this trial over faster than you thought. It seems this vampire in particular is very weak to boob physics..

[bumpen-underbeds]

Not to romanticise vampires with cannibalistic tendencies again but...

Having a vampire partner that whenever he feeds from you, dribbles a mix of his own blood into your mouth, never enough to change, turn it thrall you but just enough to make you instinctively lick your lips.

Feeding from him after he had fed from you, makes him feel whole, like there's a part of him in you now that can be taken away by anything or anyone, like your left to carry him into the daylight as he rests and you live a life in the sun. Every now and then he thinks of giving you more, of dribbles turning to streams of blood, of slipping something more into the food you eat and letting the change take you like it had him years ago.

And then he sees you smile at him, light headed and so trusting of him after he's fed, how could he take that warmth from you, how could he drag you into the dark with him for the rest of eternity...

You just have to trust him as he plates your dinners, sipping on sweet wines and meat that you think you know where it comes from, or what it is made of. Just trusting him and knowing he won't yet lie and turn you unknowingly.

[minecr-afton]

this fanfic shit is easy

[jack-daw-blues]

@bhvr

[ozzgin]

☎️ anon here!

I wanted to see your opinion of a photosynthesis vampire! (I made it up myself)

Basically instead of being nocturnal it’s basically a normal human but instead of feasting on blood it takes in the sun, which makes them hard to spot, but when they don’t get outside… the resort to other things to get their nutrients.

So my thought is that well… (Y/N) poor (Y/N) loves their boyfriend very much despite his tendencies to stay outside for too long and who always gets so tired during the night time….

They always wonder why their loving boyfriend wants to fuck them out under the hot sun.. but who are they to judge? It’s not like that those bite marks will be there by morning… right?

A plant vampire! I love it.

[blossompencil]

Imagine this..

You're the wife of a villainous vampire lord. He is very evil, very scary, and very very feared throughout the land..

So fearful that he is currently pouting with his face pressed to your abdomen as he rants about the latest heroes who had tried to throw him off his claimed throne. All while you both cuddled on the luxurious bed in the master bedroom of his castle.

"OLD!" He grumbled, "Can you believe it? They called me- me!? They called me OLD!"

A whiny purr slipped out of him as you scratched behind his ears. He was still pouting, but your vampire husband will gladly take those lovely scratches behind the ear.

"A thousand years old isn't even THAT old for a vampire.." He continued to mutter under his breath.

"Is that why you sent them down the trash shoot specifically?" You inquired.

"Yes.."

You giggled while gently pulling his face up to press a kiss to his forehead. A louder and happier purr slipped out of him.

"If I wasn't so.. caught off guard.. I would've destroyed them.."

"I'm sure, my love."

[vals-lente]

What if humans captured vampires for their power? What if the older your vampire is the more strength and vitality you get when you drink their blood? You have to keep your vampire in a muzzle, so he doesn't take a bite out of you. He wears an enchanted collar too, because he keeps trying to transform into a bat and fly off. One night you forget to put the muzzle on him before bed and wake up to him not ripping into your throat, but rather nuzzling between your thighs. The hunger in his eyes has nothing to do with bloodlust.

[starsgolucky]

Been thinking A Lot about a really difficult trial against the Blight ending with an extremely messy, nasty facefucking session. Struggling to breathe with his dick pounding your throat, cum dribbling from your nose. Normal Blight stuff 👍

Very normal Blight stuff indeed...

[shitpeoplesayinwarcraft]

[arcandoria-archived]

the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

[gemoglobinchik]

Springtrap x Kaneki Ken

[vals-lente]

The Prince of Darkness, the first vampire, his all-powerful majesty... Plastered on your doormat in the form of a little bat. Your roommate tries to convince you the creature is going to bite you and give you rabies, but all you see is a poor fluffy bat with an injured wing. So you take it in and fix up a cardboard box with an old towel and try to give it some water, hoping it'll survive the night until you can take it to a vet.

You hardly realize you're spoon-feeding an ancient vampire. That night you keep the bat by your bedside in case anything goes wrong. You startle awake in the night to find a man poised over you, fangs bared to bite down into your neck.

Some part of you just knows and you blurt out "Batsie?"

The man pauses and derision flickers in his crimson eyes. "That is the best name you could come up with?"