Noah plans to embarrass his daughter at school to scare a boy away.
Dad!Noah x Wife!reader
Content warning: none
Word count: 600+
A/N: Just a little blurb bc I'm still not over his ugly outfit.
You were no fashion police, but at one glance, you knew it was a disaster.
With a grin so blindingly wide, your 6’3 heavily tattooed husband stood in front of you, proudly showing his revolutionary pattern-on-pattern ensemble. Noah’s big hands rested on his hips as he twirled like a princess— a princess who looked like a hobo dressed in a striped long-sleeve shirt paired with black metal band shorts with a totally unreadable print and, of course, his favorite grimy slip-ons.
“Pretty cool, huh?” He asked, voice so smug as if he had just made a fashion breakthrough.
You only shook your head in response, groaning as you rubbed your forehead. You had been with Noah for 12 years now, yet you still had not gotten used to his sudden bursts of cringe-worthy antics now and then.
“That Austin kid is gonna stay away from my baby girl after today,” he added, showing his overprotective girl-dad self once again.
You had just finished lunch at home, and Noah was preparing to run some errands for you and pick up your daughter from school along the way.
It was supposed to be your turn to accomplish those, but your husband insisted on doing them instead after your 10-year-old had gushed about this ‘cute boy with hazel eyes’ in her class over dinner last night. Apparently, the said boy— Austin— had told her she was pretty, which made Noah stop mid-bite, his brows raising in both curiosity and disapproval.
“Noah, you’re just gonna embarrass her!” And me, you wanted to add.
He was already making heads turn at the school with his head-to-toe ink; you didn’t wanna know how the other parents would react to this abomination of an outfit.
But maybe you were just thinking about it too much.
“Babe, that’s the point,” he snickered. “No sane boy would ever want to go near my little girl again if her father looks this cool.”
You couldn’t help but snort. Nothing about him at the time was close to cool. If anything, he looked like a dork.
Your kind of dork.
He continued, “I’d do this over and over again until she’s 18.”
“She’s gonna hate you so much,” you said between giggles before pulling his head down to peck his lips before combing your fingers through his growing hair.
“Nah, she’s 10, I can just buy her forgiveness with a brand-new iPad.”
You swatted his chest. “Stop spoiling your daughter!”
“Baby, let me enjoy this while I still can,” he countered, smirking as he placed a kiss against your head, his arms tightly wrapped around your shoulders.
Huffing, he continued to whine. “It seemed like yesterday when I was building her unicorn castle in the backyard... she was squealing, running away from daddy tickles... Now, she’s telling us a boy likes her? And she likes it? What’s next? She’s gonna go on a date? She gonna marry this Justin kid?"
“Austin,” you corrected, trying to hold back a laugh.
He groaned, resting his chin on the crown of your head. “Before we know it, my princess is gonna be off to college, and I have no one left to spoil rotten.”
You chuckled against his chest, your hands gently rubbing his back like you’re soothing a baby.
An overdramatic baby.
As Noah quieted down, you looked up at his pouting face. A smirk tugged at your lips as an idea popped into your mind.
Just to appease your whining husband, and perhaps, save you and your daughter from the humiliation today.
“Baby, how about you lose these ugly clothes…” You paused, letting your hand rest against the small of his back. Biting your lip, you playfully batted your lashes at him before dropping what could be the best thing your husband had heard all day.
Author’s Note: I am a 5’1 human – I have thought about this I wanna share this thoughts with you I hope you don't mind
Warning: There is no warnings than mega fluffs in this
Credit: If there is someone made a similar post like this please don’t hesitate to message me and let me know so I can credit them
Post format credit to: @runningincircl3s
5’1!Reader is so small that Noah can just carry you in one swift move and run across the house and his friends laughing at how easy you are being carried of course you are slapping his back not hard just enough to tell him to put you down but you love it and you are laughing at it
5’1!Reader doing grocery shopping, Noah pushes the cart while you walk, look and once it was in the top shelf you look at Noah pouting and crossing your arms Noah chuckles and gets the thing you are reaching for
5’1!Reader is talking to Noah, you are looking up and Noah looks down at you while leaning on the counter table with his other hand on his hip just casually talking to you
5'1!Reader stands beside Noah and you are just on his hip level so you poke his hips and he rubs the part that you poke while saying "Stop" with a chuckle meaning he is liking it
5’1!Reader is small that Noah needs to crouch down to kiss your forehead or your lips
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