Sam ███████

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

INTRO POST

Hello! This is a revamp of @a-tired-gothamite, and this is the same OC as before! There is some lore in the previous blog, but I want to take things in a newer direction for that. Anyway this is the blog of a minimum wage 24/7 cafe worker in Gotham documenting and just generally complaining

Most of their lore is a secret for now cause I'm in the process of revising it, and I'll try to be consistent! Also if you know the tired gothamite blog before, this version is younger and doesn't really act the exact same

You can use asks for general conversation or RP, or really whatever I don't mind!

ALSO

mun is a minor and so is the OC! Sam is 17 & I am 16!!! We're both in our late teens, so while this will occasionally have "mature themes" like violence, I will not do anything related to NSFW or 18+ things.

Thank you!

characters Sam is inspired by ^^

I FORGOT A CHARACTER: Emma from TGWDLM

OC INFORMATION:

... Um. Hi?

My name's Sam [REDACTED] I live in my workplace's storage room (please don't ask how legal that is) and I use they/them pronouns but I don't really care if you use them or not.

That's... about it? I take night shifts 5 PM to 5 AM and paid more or less in sandwiches

[projectorthus]

Not lovers or friends but a secret third thing (they play Catan together and Stratt pretends she's not preparing Grace for a one way trip to space)

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Is this a safe space to say that I hate Red Robin?

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Yes because he bothers me too much during my shift istg if he comes in for his 98365th coffee refill I’m turning to crime

[spidey-official]

i feel like id live well as a cat

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[kosmogrl]

[gotham-star-news-official]

Look if you’re asking about the cafe’s safety grade it’s totally fine and normal okay

@just-a-tiredgothamite

That’s mighty defensive. Should we be worried?

-Tex Rivera

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Whaaaattt who ever said that

yk. We almost passed last time and us two employees (and manager) are good at making pretty edible food!

Which is better than most of the neighbors! Which… isn’t saying much because we’re right next to the Narrows…

IT’S EDIBLE THOUGH

[rugbin]

Robins in the Batrooms

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

What do you do when the windows are broken in for the 100th time either as collateral damage, or intentional break-in?

Use two layers of tape it’s way cheaper and also doesn’t leave five million glass shards

[gothamite-local]

I think Batman should be allowed to kill maybe one guy a month. As a little treat.

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Life sucks but at least the cafe has Joker insurance now

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[inmorganic]

hot take, but you shouldn't be able to have nightmares if you're not even asleep. because what the fuck.

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Hallucinations go crazy hard if you’re on the right amount of weed

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Just saw Batman get shown SuperBat fanfiction

[just-a-tiredgothamite]

Wait Red Robin’s also shown up and is now arguing with more fanfiction

…

I don’t know whether or not to feel amused or horrified

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Trans related meme I found on Pinterest