Jon.mp3

[just-another-programmer]

Log date: 11-3-1974

Name: Jonathan Watts

Age: 23

Job title: Gravel wars. Builders League United's PROGRAMMER

Log title: Greetings

Uh, hey Internet. So, uh, I’m Jonathan Watts, and right now, I’m halfway to the BLU base somewhere out in New Mexico. Teufort, I think? One of those places with all the dust and, uh, people shooting each other for… reasons. Anyway, yeah, I’m officially part of BLU Division now.

Ms. Pauling- she’s nice, by the way, super nice compared to, uh, certain Australians EHEM MR HALE AKA my old boss- actually told me why I’m here, which, you know, cool of her. Apparently, I’ve got some ‘hacker’ skills or whatever? I like the term 'programmer' because I don’t hack, okay ehehe...yeah- But uh yeah, I guess BLU’s tech situation was kind of a mess, and they needed me to, uh, "even the playing field" or something.

So here I am, laptop in hand, documenting my adventure into... whatever this is. I’ll also probably overshare about my day-to-day because I heard there are nine other mercenaries, and, uh, I have to live with them. For a long time. Like, a VERY long time. So… yeah. This’ll be fun. Or a disaster. We’ll just see. Anyways I will keep this "blog" updated as much as possible.

Here are some tags to keep this blog more organized for viewers like you to see

#Just Jon - regular Jonathan activity

#Someone's in the office - interacting

#Jon thinks outside the box - answers questions

#jonathan is offline - mod is speaking (mod talks like this. Hi)

some basics rules and stuff!

Mod is a minor! so pls dont do anything weird! Like super weird asks and stuff. but rizz up the asshole all ya want ig?

You know the usual DNI; if ur homophobic, racist, transphobic, bigoted zoo/pedophile stuff ect ect JUST DON'T EVEN BOTHER-

any acc is highly encouraged to interact :DD feel free to ask questions and such! HUZZAH

feel free to ship him with anyone/any of your OCS!! I'm really happy to do so!

Mod is just a beginner when it comes to coding. I know basic HTML CSS and a BIT of Java but not alot. but currently im working with a program thats similar to java which is Greenfoot. :D yuppie CODE‼️

heres a pic on what Jonathan looks like

drawing by mod:

Don't mind the age change. Decided to change it on the account itself just when i made him-

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[askthehacker]

😑...seriously?

this is what we're doing now?

[just-another-programmer]

HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...

[askthehacker]

can you get me out of peru?

[just-another-programmer]

hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-

He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.

I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?

[askthehacker]

*sigh*

I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.

[just-another-programmer]

"Huh… all that from just 1000 bucks? That’s, uh, pretty weird- like, really weird."

You can hear a chair groan from the other side as he leans back, as well as him nervously tapping his fingers on the edge of his desk.

"Anyway! Just to clarify, I’m a programmer, not a hacker, okay? HA! I-I mean…"

He rubs the back of his neck, glancing around like someone might be watching.

"I don’t exactly wanna, y’know, get arrested for doing something shady or illegal or… whatever."

His voice drops to a mumble as he adjusts his glasses.

"Even though, uh, this whole Red vs. BLU war thing does seem kinda… uh… questionable? Uhhh, nope! Not going there! Anyway, uh, it depends. I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to help you here...especially if you’re on… RED, I’m guessing?"

He freezes, as you can hear him swivel in his chair around

"PSSH. Why would I, a loyal BLU operative, help the enemy, huh? Yeah, no way!"

[askthehacker]

....ok.

*goes to turn off radio*

[just-another-programmer]

WAI- oh dangit...

He sighs and leans back in his chair. looking up at the ceiling

Welp it's that guy's problem now-

[askthehacker]

i'm still on here, estupido

[just-another-programmer]

...well it's still your problem- what do you even want me to do to help? At least us BLU's got an advantage now. now that between the two teams there's only 1 hacker- er programmer!

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[askthehacker]

😑...seriously?

this is what we're doing now?

[just-another-programmer]

HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...

[askthehacker]

can you get me out of peru?

[just-another-programmer]

hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-

He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.

I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?

[askthehacker]

*sigh*

I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.

[just-another-programmer]

"Huh… all that from just 1000 bucks? That’s, uh, pretty weird- like, really weird."

You can hear a chair groan from the other side as he leans back, as well as him nervously tapping his fingers on the edge of his desk.

"Anyway! Just to clarify, I’m a programmer, not a hacker, okay? HA! I-I mean…"

He rubs the back of his neck, glancing around like someone might be watching.

"I don’t exactly wanna, y’know, get arrested for doing something shady or illegal or… whatever."

His voice drops to a mumble as he adjusts his glasses.

"Even though, uh, this whole Red vs. BLU war thing does seem kinda… uh… questionable? Uhhh, nope! Not going there! Anyway, uh, it depends. I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to help you here...especially if you’re on… RED, I’m guessing?"

He freezes, as you can hear him swivel in his chair around

"PSSH. Why would I, a loyal BLU operative, help the enemy, huh? Yeah, no way!"

[askthehacker]

....ok.

*goes to turn off radio*

[just-another-programmer]

WAI- oh dangit...

He sighs and leans back in his chair. looking up at the ceiling

Welp it's that guy's problem now-

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[askthehacker]

😑...seriously?

this is what we're doing now?

[just-another-programmer]

HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...

[askthehacker]

can you get me out of peru?

[just-another-programmer]

hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-

He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.

I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?

[askthehacker]

*sigh*

I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.

[just-another-programmer]

"Huh… all that from just 1000 bucks? That’s, uh, pretty weird- like, really weird."

You can hear a chair groan from the other side as he leans back, as well as him nervously tapping his fingers on the edge of his desk.

"Anyway! Just to clarify, I’m a programmer, not a hacker, okay? HA! I-I mean…"

He rubs the back of his neck, glancing around like someone might be watching.

"I don’t exactly wanna, y’know, get arrested for doing something shady or illegal or… whatever."

His voice drops to a mumble as he adjusts his glasses.

"Even though, uh, this whole Red vs. BLU war thing does seem kinda… uh… questionable? Uhhh, nope! Not going there! Anyway, uh, it depends. I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to help you here...especially if you’re on… RED, I’m guessing?"

He freezes, as you can hear him swivel in his chair around

"PSSH. Why would I, a loyal BLU operative, help the enemy, huh? Yeah, no way!"

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[askthehacker]

😑...seriously?

this is what we're doing now?

[just-another-programmer]

HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...

[askthehacker]

can you get me out of peru?

[just-another-programmer]

hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-

He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.

I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[askthehacker]

😑...seriously?

this is what we're doing now?

[just-another-programmer]

HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...

[askthehacker]

You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.

H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝

̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́

C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽

@just-another-programmer

....¿qué demonios?

Who is there!?

[just-another-programmer]

c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠

I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶

hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-

[just-another-programmer]

Squimshes you

He promptly slaps your hand away softly and ducks his head away. EOAUGH TOUCHINGGGG- sorry- I'm not really the type to like any physical uh...stuff! I am so sorry- uh maybe a warning next time please IM SORRY-

[just-another-programmer]

🎶

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine.. thats out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to dieee

So many dumb ways to dieee

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb way to dieee..

Get your toast out.. with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to flyyy

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pieee

Dumb ways to dieee

So many dumb ways to dieee

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to dieee..

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take your helmet off... in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as.. a hiding place

Dumb ways to dieee

So many dumb ways to dieee

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube.. of superglue

I wonder, whats this red button do?

Dumb ways to dieee

So many dumb ways to dieee

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to dieee

Dress up like a moose during hunting season..

Disturb na nest of wasps for no good reason...

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme, but theyre quite possibly

The dumbest ways to dieee

The dumbest ways to dieee

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb way to dieeee...

-✨️🪄

HA- me

Im useless as hell to my team aren't I-

If i had to pick a dumb ways to die character I'd probably choose this guy-

MMMMMMMMM moneee 🤤

[just-another-programmer]

where u from?

Oh uh well was born and raised here in America ehehe- BUT my bio mom was hispanic and my bio dad was japanese so that basically means Im Filippo HA- I'm so funny-

anyways yeah long story short, things happened and then I was raised by my godmother and father I guess? family trees are hard...

[just-another-programmer]

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication. Side effects include:

Sneezing, wheezing labored breathing, touble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, seizures, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden phycosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic deja vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, chronic deja vu, loss of: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to give.

Do not take this medication if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person.

Ask your doctor if its right for you :]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eGhAlNnDDmY?si=vBqPEX59bYvrxjXH

(I think thats the link i dont know anymore)

-✨️🪄

I DUNNO WHAT HALF OF THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT IM IN FOR IT-

YOINK

he swallows the whole bottle and-

[just-another-programmer]

Oh hey another blog im legally required to harrass

And now, asapscience presents

100 digits of pi

3.14159 this is pi, followed by

2653589 circumference over diameter

79 then 323 OMG! Cant you see?

8462643 and now were on a spree!

38 and 32

Now were blue! Oh who knew?

7950 and then a 2

88 and 41

So much fun, now a run!

97169399 then 3751

H A L F W A Y D O N E

058 now dont be later

209, where the wine?

74 its on the floow

Then 94459

230 we gotta go

78 we cant wait

1640628

Were almost there near the end, keep going!

62 were getting through

0899 on time

8628034

Theres only a few more!

82, then 53

421170 and 67

Were done

Was that fun?

Learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

-✨️🪄

OOOOHHH pi! Man, had a love hate relationship when it comes to math and Pi- hmmm that reminds me of something...Let's see if i remember the whole song though...

He takes a deep breath in. Bracing himself

TTTHHHhhhhhere's Hydrogen and Helium

Then Lithium, Berylliummmm!

Boron, Carbon everywhere

Nitrogen all through the air

With Oxygen so you can breathe

And Fluorine for your pretty teeth

Neon to light up the signs

Sodium for salty times

Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus

Then Sulfur, Chlorine, and Argon

Potassium and Calcium, so you'll grow strong

Scandium, Titanium, VanadiumAnd Chromium and Manganese

This is the Periodic Table!!

Noble Gas is stable

Halogens and Alkali react aggressively

Each period we'll see new outer shells

While electrons are added moving to the right

Iron is the 26, then Cobalt

Nickel, coins you get

Copper, Zinc, and Gallium

Germanium and Arsenic

Selenium and Bromine film

While Krypton helps light up your room

Rubidium and Strontium

Then Yttrium, Zirconium

Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium

Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium

Silver-ware, then Cadmium and Indium

Tin-cans, Antimony, then Tellurium

And Iodine and Xenon, and then Caesium

And Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits

Where lanthanides have just begun

Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

Neodymium's next to Promethium, then 62

Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, and Terbium

Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium

Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetiummmmmm

Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten

Then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium, and Iridium

Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old

Mercury to tell you when it's really cold

Thallium and Lead, then Bismuth for your tummy

Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy

Radon, Francium will last a little time

Radium, then Actinides at 89!!

This is the Periodic Table

Noble Gas is stable

Halogens and Alkali react aggressively

Each period we'll see new outer shells

While electrons are to the right

Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium

Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium

Americium,Curium,Berkelium,Californium,Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium,Lawrencium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium,Bohrium, Hassium, then Meinerium, Darmstadtium,Roentgenium, Copernicium

Nihonium, Flerovium

Moscovium, Livermorium

Tennessine, and Oganesson

And then we're dooooooone

He finally sucks in a deep breath, his face nearly turning blue from belting all of that out without a single pause.

STILL GOT IT!!

[just-another-programmer]

Blows you up

wh- AHHH AHHHHHH-

Jon rn-

[just-another-programmer]

god been a long minute since I posted ere huh? Well uh yeah- Haven't been usin this ere account for like a while- Probably cus I dont like how it looks and stuff- Anyways new year new me am i right? aaaahhaaa- please dont kill me-

anyways talked to the other guys for a bit- I haven't been interactin with anyone much since I stayed all COOPED UP in my room- I only see em in battle but I don't think anyone pays much attention to me honestly eheheh...