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@askthehacker
[OOC] So this is an ask blog for my TF2 OC Hacker.
I saw other people doing and wanted in on it.
In terms of personality, Hacker is a combination of April from Parks & Rec, Sombra from Overwatch, and Jim from The Office (US).
also homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, or any other kind of phobe that is based on an irrational hatred of any kind of minority group is not allowed.
this blog is run by @mingot-studios
Do you like any of your coworkers?
(no offense, I just have doubts)
...do ya think I dislike my entire team?
no one would blame you if you did.
In the year of 2025, are there still "serious" active TF2 or TF2 Versed RP blogs functioning? Even semi-active. If so, mind reblogging so we can find each other? This fandom has been feeling kind of dead NGL.
Note:
You are a massive ass. A bitch. A bastard. A douchebag. A jerk. A fuckwit. A terrible, terrible person.
You're welcome
...oh.
Why you think that? Why you say all that?
I'm back from Peru
still here.
In Peru.
Plotting the best way to ruin my coworkers lives...
will you ever tell the boy about, well, yknow? surely with the internet and all he's bound to find out eventually, and then what? wouldn't it be better to nip it in the bud and hear it from your mouth rather than figuring out on his own?
I am not sure. what you mean.
you know what he's talking about don't lie
Still in peru. Not that anyone cares apparently 😒
The annoying one is awake.
Kill me now.
Which one?
I told you the bird had a blog 😒
-💻[@askthehacker]
I obviously KNEW. IF YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY PAGE!!!!!
Still.
CAW COO COO CAW😢😭🙁
ARCHIMEDES. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED, JUNGE.
But I'm lying, right pendejo?
is Archimedes allowed on the computer?
Haha, of course not. He is a bird.
@number-one-fan-of-heavy He has a tumblr blog
Do you think I am stupid?
@number-one-fan-of-heavy
🙄see for yourself; https://www.tumblr.com/coo-coo-coo-coo
is Archimedes allowed on the computer?
Haha, of course not. He is a bird.
@number-one-fan-of-heavy He has a tumblr blog
You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.
H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝
̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́
C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽
@just-another-programmer
....¿qué demonios?
Who is there!?
c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠
I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶
hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-
😑...seriously?
this is what we're doing now?
HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...
can you get me out of peru?
hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-
He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.
I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?
*sigh*
I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.
"Huh… all that from just 1000 bucks? That’s, uh, pretty weird- like, really weird."
You can hear a chair groan from the other side as he leans back, as well as him nervously tapping his fingers on the edge of his desk.
"Anyway! Just to clarify, I’m a programmer, not a hacker, okay? HA! I-I mean…"
He rubs the back of his neck, glancing around like someone might be watching.
"I don’t exactly wanna, y’know, get arrested for doing something shady or illegal or… whatever."
His voice drops to a mumble as he adjusts his glasses.
"Even though, uh, this whole Red vs. BLU war thing does seem kinda… uh… questionable? Uhhh, nope! Not going there! Anyway, uh, it depends. I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to help you here...especially if you’re on… RED, I’m guessing?"
He freezes, as you can hear him swivel in his chair around
"PSSH. Why would I, a loyal BLU operative, help the enemy, huh? Yeah, no way!"
....ok.
*goes to turn off radio*
WAI- oh dangit...
He sighs and leans back in his chair. looking up at the ceiling
Welp it's that guy's problem now-
i'm still on here, estupido
You catch the faint crackle of static from a nearby radio, just barely making what sounds like someone's voice.
H̵̪̹͖̆̍̀̂̏̇́͆̕͠ē̶̡̡̛̺̼̣͉͖͖̙̜̄͗̒̽̃̈̎̚̕͘͝͠l̶͎̹͔̽̃̾̐̑l̸̨̹͈̘̜̖͙̮̗͇͇̒̀̓̈̐͜o̴̢̯̟͎̙̺̫͚̙̥̜̬̬͌̊̏͑̚̚?̸̡̡̪̥̥̱̥̯̦̫̹͂̏̅͘ ̴̢̧̖̩͚̐̏͋͜H̶̡̨̤̰̖̘̦̺͇̦͋̈́͊̐͊͛̅̔̓͛̑͋̚̕ͅe̶̹̮̪̟̪̘̔̒͑̓l̶̥̈́̆̇̉̓́͗͛̾̍̑̃͝l̵̛̹̺̹̝̲̇̂͌̄̓́͑̏͘͜͝ǫ̶̡̱͖̖̗̻̘̘͕͑̅͠ͅͅ?̵̛̺̣͜?̴̭͙̮̝͚͚̔͝
̴̮̰͌̓̄h̵̹̃e̵̖͠y̸̫̿ ̷͔̊c̸͚͊ä̴̗́n̷͓̈́ ̵̦̀ỹ̷̢o̷͔͌u̵̪͌ ̵͍̎h̵̼́e̵̔͜ǎ̷͚ȑ̶̳ ̵̬̀m̷͍̊e̴̱̊?̴͉̈́
C̴͇̕o̵̞͐m̷̝̒ȅ̵̖ ̴̻̔ơ̶̜n̸̲͊ ̶͉̂I̸̺̊ ̴̤̐w̷͖̓a̴̺̐ṉ̶̀n̵̡͝ä̷͔́ ̴̙̿s̷̰̎ḙ̷̋e̶̩͐ ̸͔̒i̶̙͊f̴͚͘ ̸̰̐t̸͎̒h̸̦͛i̷̘̿s̸̜̅ ̸̡̇s̴̯̔h̸̥͂ĩ̷̙t̵̹͑ ̵̭̃w̷͙͠o̶̻̕r̵͕̔k̶͎̋s̷̹͑-̶͔̽
@just-another-programmer
....¿qué demonios?
Who is there!?
c̶̯̝̟̙̦͍̙͚͚̒͑̈́͆̍̓̿̿͌͠͝ò̸̧̨͍͕̬̼͎͈̆̾͌̑̓̇͑̿̚m̶̧̞̩̬̠͔̳̮̼̞̹̘̃͋͜ͅȩ̸̛̫͒͛̃̀̄̈͠ ̸̨͇͓̜̜͔̤͒̐̊̄́̊́̉͘ơ̴̙͒̽̌̓̾̽͗̎̔͝n̷̼͈̺̏̓͊ ̷̢̢͙͙͙̝̹̠̈́̓͒̌̽́̈p̸̧̨̡͉̙̖͎̲̰͉̝̙̞͖̽̈́̊̐͗͗́̐̋͝͝l̶̦̣̯̖̫̂͒ẹ̸̪͇̫̥̙̱͍̮͉͙̍a̸̲͕͍̘͚͋́̊̒͠ş̵͓̣̙̙͕̼̭̖̹̫̝̺̩̔̓͛͑͆̋̅̽͗͝e̷̛̛͉͈͙̪̯̘̾̾̈͒̑͊́̍̂̃̈́̚͜͝-̸̢̧̩͓̳͔͍̲̟̽̈́̄̀̓͐̽͊͠
I̸ ̶t̵h̵i̸n̶k̴ ̸i̸t̷ ̴s̸h̸o̴u̴l̴d̸ ̴b̷e̷ ̷w̴o̷r̸k̷i̷n̴g̶ ̸n̶o̴w̵.̸.̸.̶
hello? Hi uhhhh, can I get uh large pizza- shit whats their usual order-
😑...seriously?
this is what we're doing now?
HA! Gotcha, didn’t I? Just messing with you, dude...can’t a guy have a little fun around here? Anyway, uh, yeah, sorry if I, like, interrupted anything important or whatever. I was just, uh, tinkering with this communicator thing I’ve been building. You know, testing it out, seeing if it works. And somehow it, uh… ended up pinging all the way to Peru! Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Wild, right? I am really hungry though...
can you get me out of peru?
hmmmm dunno honestly- Like I said I'm just testin this out-
He lets out a soft but nervous chuckle. His words cutting off a bit due to the connection.
I mean maybe I can...uh who are you again?
*sigh*
I am a technology-cracking expert. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru.
"Huh… all that from just 1000 bucks? That’s, uh, pretty weird- like, really weird."
You can hear a chair groan from the other side as he leans back, as well as him nervously tapping his fingers on the edge of his desk.
"Anyway! Just to clarify, I’m a programmer, not a hacker, okay? HA! I-I mean…"
He rubs the back of his neck, glancing around like someone might be watching.
"I don’t exactly wanna, y’know, get arrested for doing something shady or illegal or… whatever."
His voice drops to a mumble as he adjusts his glasses.
"Even though, uh, this whole Red vs. BLU war thing does seem kinda… uh… questionable? Uhhh, nope! Not going there! Anyway, uh, it depends. I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to help you here...especially if you’re on… RED, I’m guessing?"
He freezes, as you can hear him swivel in his chair around
"PSSH. Why would I, a loyal BLU operative, help the enemy, huh? Yeah, no way!"
....ok.
*goes to turn off radio*
POW! you are now in Peru!
didn't work.
@leadshootingcupid yes it did.
Mate. I'm in North Dakota.
The Peru thing is yer own problem.
oh really?
then how are you standing right next to me, cabron?
POW! you are now in Peru!
didn't work.
@leadshootingcupid yes it did.
