just antishipper things ❤︎

just a normal blog featuring the most normal and logical fandom takes ever (proship shitposting and discourse)

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wait so u and ur partner were born on the exact same day but u were full term and they were a preemie? umm no thats way too big of an age gap u pedagogy

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PSA if you or your partner were ever a child at any point in your lives then youre not allowed to sexualize them because thats peddlephobia

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also theyre gonna be old some day so if you sexualize them then thats elder abuse

theyre also gonna die someday so thats necrophilia

they also evolved from a common ancestor related to apes so thats bestiality 

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PSA if you or your partner were ever a child at any point in your lives then youre not allowed to sexualize them because thats peddlephobia

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daily reminder to not harass content creators over things that are make-believe :)

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yeah sorry I installed an update and all your ships are problematic now

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you expect me to curate my own internet experience??? in this economy???

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screams and cries why won't everyone on the internet cater to my very specific ever-changing preferences???

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I'm like super chill and normal I just think people who write fic I don't like deserve to suffer that's all :)

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why would anyone want to write a fic about a dead dove??? why are you committing birder???

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I saw goody proctor at the devil's sacrament writing smutfic about her problematic fave

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why do i never see anybody talk about how problematic birthdays are? :/ it's like aging up a fictional character — which we've already established is bad — but in this case it's worse, because it's a real life person.

and the fact that people literally throw parties over this? like they think that a person being aged up is something to celebrate? it's literally so problematic wtf is wrong with you guys.

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if you have ever been a minor at any point in your life you are not allowed to have or even think about sex

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I'll spend hours looking at art of fictional teens kissing, but anyone who ages them up to adults and depicts them doing anything beyond kissing is a pervert

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if ur partner has body hair that's basically the same as having fur and that means ur into bestiality u freak

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pediatricians are sus like why are you so obsessed with children that you'd make it your whole career

it's no different than adults who write books and make tv shows about child characters

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eww you like mini golf? that's minor-coded regular golf, you ped0

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reading smut is a FETISH you're all depraved animals why can't people just stop being horny???