thoughts from the tub

actual good/funny posts taken from just-shower-thoughts cuz that blog is gross

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Does anyone else get that weird sensation of their phone vibrating in their pocket or hearing the text tone but you know your phone is on the table next to you?

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Some car company needs to invent a “polite honk” where you’re not trying to be a dick but you got a green light there buddy.

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Oreos is coming out with a S'mores flavor but didn’t bother to call them “S'moreos”.

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“Anti-vaxxer” is too kind a label. They should be called “Pro-plaguers”

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There should be an app that looks up a police officers badge number or name and lets you rate cops by professionalism and display any connected articles about them.

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Vans should have a line of kid’s shoes called mini vans.

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I am convinced that a chameleon is black in total darkness. But i can’t prove it.

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moths probably got all kinds of things done before artificial lights were invented.  they actually had to go look for light sources and shit

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If you wear an invisibility cloak inside out, does the universe around you disappear?

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It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.

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Gorillas don’t know bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never even seen one at full potential.

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Canada is 50% the letter A

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If there’s ever an X-men movie solely about Mystique, a mirror would make a great movie poster.

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Having a pet is weird if you think about it. You don’t speak the same language, you create a strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together, and you might accidentally step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day, you’re best friends from entirely different species.

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If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question

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There should be a “donate to charity” option on iTunes so that the 47 cents you have left over can be used for something.

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In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.