Just biotite me

He/Him, Geo student, Lover of games and rocks.

[nixcraft]

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

[caroline-vibecheck]

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

[alluringapex]

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

How to Disable Windows Web Search and Speed Up Your PC

Stop the OS from pulling up web results when you just want files and apps.

[venonomnomicon]

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

With the freeware O&O ShutUp10++, unwanted Windows 10 and 11 features can be disabled and the transfer of sensitive personal data onto Micro

O&O AppBuster gives you the control back over your Windows again! Now you decide which apps you want on your computer.

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

[foxofninetales]

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.

[endspire]

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

[just-biotite-me]

So are vampires affected by water pipes as that is running water. If so cities must be a vampire hell scape

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

please no i hate this post. please no

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

[musicguyworm]

what about ace to hell

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Going undefined queer to hell

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Keep Reblogging guys

[satan-offical]

Sexy People I trusted you

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

That was your first mistake

[satan-offical]

You genuinely are going to make me increase the population of trout

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

That is the goal, I’m aiming for the infinite trout in the tub glitch

[the-haiku-bot]

That is the goal, I’m

aiming for the infinite

trout in the tub glitch

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stonetheskooks]

[the-actual-ocean]

Thank you, shark. Much obliged, shark.

[themadbiologist]

Ups! Moral obligation reblog bait also sucks and will not appear here unless it’s funny or very heartwarming

[cowboyfirestar]

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

[cowboyfirestar]

Wait no

[cowboyfirestar]

Don't do this to me 😭

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Slippery Dick

Halichoeres bivittatus

[thescaryhyperfem]

the what now.

[official-penis-posts]

Awww yeeeeah

[pikestaff]

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

[themythicalcodfish]

To wit:

[switchelsweets]

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

[magnuspeccatori]

This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year

[krebs-gorlon]

My mantra is "the only 'bad' art is one that doesn't move you or challenge you"

A Neil Breen film will always hold more artistic value to me than a movie I can't remember the plot of the next day.

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[segamascott]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[57papercranes]

They’d be insufferable……

Im imagining this at a Halloween party or something a couple years post canon

(She/herdly bc of #myagenda)

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[knuckle-actual]

[crownedpatriot11]

Buying your fascist Italian gf a Mussolini butt plug

[knuckle-actual]

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[pillowspace]

There are few ads that manage to be as depressing as AI chat bot ads at this point

[pillowspace]

"Do you have no friends? No loved ones? Does no one want to talk to you?" Damn, you market like this?

[pillowspace]

I just actually hate how so many of the ads are targeted towards depressed and lonely people. I think it's gross

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.