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[fills your freezer with gummy worms and canned beans]

I can only imagine who this could be.

Zon’t. Zon’t Zo it.

What? Who is this?

queen-of-lazuroth

Juuuust gonna go check on some vitals don’t mind me…

agentmothmanstrikesagain

[heart rate monitor be going crazy, that shit be wildin out like a dank af worm in the compost]

queen-of-lazuroth

….Even when you’re unconscious you can’t chill can you?

almightiestinvader

pause that beat kinda goes crazy let him cook

eternal-star-rogue

I’m pretty sure that’s the sound of him going into cardiac arrest if I’m not mistaken….

almightiestinvader

the beat still goes crazy though??

eternal-star-rogue

…. Well when you’re right you’re right.

[starts remixing it into a dubstep song]

just-call-me-johnny

[very long, sad old person sigh]

just-call-me-johnny

UNCLE J I am going THRU IT right now. We gotta commit arson when I get home and go out for Aroma Joe’s.

Zipper? I haven't heard from you in ages. Of course we can, dear. I'll make sure to grab the good flamethrowers and well... I suppose you'll see when I get there. It's very arson-related. I have never been to Aroma Joe's nor have I been on Earth for quite a while. Are you free now?

eternal-star-rogue

No I’m not free rn, I gotta some bullshit to get up to. I’ll tell you about it when it’s done and over with. It’s gonna blow everyone’s fucking minds but I can’t say anything about it cause I dunno how Dib is gonna take it if he finds out-

Oh fuck wait speaking of, Auntie Midge told you Dib is back right? You’re aware he’s in the hospital yeah?

just-call-me-johnny

... I see. Well, please be careful and if there is any ass-kicking of any kind involved, then I'm sure you're going to do that extremely well. Otherwise... yes, I am aware that Dib is back. Make sure that you make it back too and in considerably better shape than him.

eternal-star-rogue

Don’t worry. I’m not reckless idiot like he is. I don’t just walk onto the battlefield and go- [mimicking Dib’s voice badly] “hmmmm I think I’ll lose my legs and die and come back 20 times. Sounds like a nice Saturday evening” NOT ME.

just-call-me-johnny

I have to wonder if I'm somehow biologically related to him sometimes with how he acts. I suppose he has reasons for what he does, and perhaps that makes him just the slightest less reckless than me. I'm glad that you are not taking after him in that way.

eternal-star-rogue

Yeah yeah reasons shmeasons. I’m still pissed. He fucks off for a whole year in some other dimension and then comes back missing his FUCKING LEGS and Nebula’s insides are burning to ash. In fact, I’m more than pissed. I’M IRATE. UTTERLY FURIOUS.

just-call-me-johnny

You have every right to be irate, utterly furious, and motherfucking pissed with him. It all is a clusterfuck frankly and hopefully the worst will be over soon. Hopefully. For everyone’s sakes.

just-call-me-johnny

UNCLE J I am going THRU IT right now. We gotta commit arson when I get home and go out for Aroma Joe’s.

Zipper? I haven't heard from you in ages. Of course we can, dear. I'll make sure to grab the good flamethrowers and well... I suppose you'll see when I get there. It's very arson-related. I have never been to Aroma Joe's nor have I been on Earth for quite a while. Are you free now?

eternal-star-rogue

No I’m not free rn, I gotta some bullshit to get up to. I’ll tell you about it when it’s done and over with. It’s gonna blow everyone’s fucking minds but I can’t say anything about it cause I dunno how Dib is gonna take it if he finds out-

Oh fuck wait speaking of, Auntie Midge told you Dib is back right? You’re aware he’s in the hospital yeah?

just-call-me-johnny

... I see. Well, please be careful and if there is any ass-kicking of any kind involved, then I'm sure you're going to do that extremely well. Otherwise... yes, I am aware that Dib is back. Make sure that you make it back too and in considerably better shape than him.

eternal-star-rogue

Don’t worry. I’m not reckless idiot like he is. I don’t just walk onto the battlefield and go- [mimicking Dib’s voice badly] “hmmmm I think I’ll lose my legs and die and come back 20 times. Sounds like a nice Saturday evening” NOT ME.

just-call-me-johnny

I have to wonder if I'm somehow biologically related to him sometimes with how he acts. I suppose he has reasons for what he does, and perhaps that makes him just the slightest less reckless than me. I'm glad that you are not taking after him in that way.

just-call-me-johnny

UNCLE J I am going THRU IT right now. We gotta commit arson when I get home and go out for Aroma Joe’s.

Zipper? I haven't heard from you in ages. Of course we can, dear. I'll make sure to grab the good flamethrowers and well... I suppose you'll see when I get there. It's very arson-related. I have never been to Aroma Joe's nor have I been on Earth for quite a while. Are you free now?

eternal-star-rogue

No I’m not free rn, I gotta some bullshit to get up to. I’ll tell you about it when it’s done and over with. It’s gonna blow everyone’s fucking minds but I can’t say anything about it cause I dunno how Dib is gonna take it if he finds out-

Oh fuck wait speaking of, Auntie Midge told you Dib is back right? You’re aware he’s in the hospital yeah?

just-call-me-johnny

... I see. Well, please be careful and if there is any ass-kicking of any kind involved, then I'm sure you're going to do that extremely well. Otherwise... yes, I am aware that Dib is back. Make sure that you make it back too and in considerably better shape than him.

UNCLE J I am going THRU IT right now. We gotta commit arson when I get home and go out for Aroma Joe’s.

Zipper? I haven't heard from you in ages. Of course we can, dear. I'll make sure to grab the good flamethrowers and well... I suppose you'll see when I get there. It's very arson-related. I have never been to Aroma Joe's nor have I been on Earth for quite a while. Are you free now?

just-call-me-johnny

Holy shit. I thought I was the only one who could come back from the dead like that.

almightiestinvader

internet connection go crazy

just-call-me-johnny

I have no idea what that means, but there are no words to properly elaborate how overjoyed I am to see you.

almightiestinvader

ECH affection erm I’m allergic to that if i had a nose Like This i would be Sneezemaxxing as they say…

just-call-me-johnny

Of course. How ever could I have forgotten? You absolutely abhor that sort of thing. You'll also have to forgive me for saying that your... unique adages were certainly missed as well.

almightiestinvader

siri what does adages mean

almightiestinvader

GOOGLE NOT FUCKING POST

just-call-me-johnny

Allow me to help. Adage means 'saying' like a phrase... roughly. I might have used it incorrectly.

almightiestinvader

did i ask?

just-call-me-johnny

You're welcome. :)

#[LMFAO i gotcha but i do gen appreciate the disclaimer]

just-call-me-johnny

Holy shit. I thought I was the only one who could come back from the dead like that.

almightiestinvader

internet connection go crazy

just-call-me-johnny

I have no idea what that means, but there are no words to properly elaborate how overjoyed I am to see you.

almightiestinvader

ECH affection erm I’m allergic to that if i had a nose Like This i would be Sneezemaxxing as they say…

just-call-me-johnny

Of course. How ever could I have forgotten? You absolutely abhor that sort of thing. You'll also have to forgive me for saying that your... unique adages were certainly missed as well.

almightiestinvader

siri what does adages mean

almightiestinvader

GOOGLE NOT FUCKING POST

just-call-me-johnny

Allow me to help. Adage means 'saying' like a phrase... roughly. I might have used it incorrectly.

just-call-me-johnny

Holy shit. I thought I was the only one who could come back from the dead like that.

almightiestinvader

internet connection go crazy

just-call-me-johnny

I have no idea what that means, but there are no words to properly elaborate how overjoyed I am to see you.

almightiestinvader

ECH affection erm I’m allergic to that if i had a nose Like This i would be Sneezemaxxing as they say…

just-call-me-johnny

Of course. How ever could I have forgotten? You absolutely abhor that sort of thing. You'll also have to forgive me for saying that your... unique adages were certainly missed as well.