[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[blinkandyoumissit]

29 SEP 2017 | Spotify • Making of "The Last of the Real Ones"

[nubbsgalore]

photos by (click pic) john eveson, roeselien raimond, ingo wagner, david burr and dit maliepaard 

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[reginasphalanges]

Lois speaking facts 👏

Malcolm in the Middle  5.08 Block Party

[throwupgirl]

everyone keeps posting their theories about how jensen ackles will interact with misha collins on the boys and all of them are based in a delusion that eric kripke is going to walk them out on set dan-and-phil-holding-a-gay-pride-flag style etcetera which i think is a severe case of believing the same thing over and over no matter how many times the outcome doesnt change aka insanity. so with that out the way now, this is how i think it will happen. jensen will shoot misha, then misha will shoot jared, then eric kripke will walk in and get shot by jensen, jared and misha multiple times. love, your comrade, andrew dabb. ps: then sera gamble and jeremy carver will read this letter and shoot eachother.

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[kosmogrl]

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[doppelgender]

trying to file an insurance claim for the therapist ive been seeing is actually undoing all the therapy

[heyitswavy]

if image files could get pregnant that’d be jpreg

[gayteensupreme]

rian johnson: hiii jeremy so sorry to hear about your horrific accident im so glad you recovered. would love to work together on the next knives out!!

jeremy renner: oh wow nice im so flattered yknow things have been really tough after my various and extremely serious physical injuries including a collapsed lung and over 30 broken bones. so glad to get back into filmmaking

rian johnson: ok so heres the pitch. im going to throw you down the fucking stairs

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics