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Я з України// I've been in here for long enough, so I had to change this shitty introduction: get reblosted idiot >:]

[stealthetrees]

Commander Fox finds out about Palpatines plans and instead of doing something logical he starts prank calling literally every commander he knows pretending to be Palpatine so when the real call comes they hang up on him

[jayaorgana]

Leia's worst online PR scandal is when a political opponent tried to say something mean about her kids so she pointed out that his no longer talked to him, in a space tweet that stayed up for 25 minutes and was screen-shotted 14 million times from across the galaxy. Luke and Lando's worst online PR scandal was the time they both joined the same mlm scheme for 3 months and had to issue a joint apology . Han has never had an online PR scandal because despite the fact that his handle is @/therealhansolo he has three followers and his only other social media is spfacebook which he uses exclusively to get into parent shaming fights with Isolder, Wedge's worst online PR scandal is when a major holo news channel posts an article that referred to him as "an lgbtq ally" and he space qrts it with "I am not" without specifying that he is not because he is bisexual and then turned his phone off for 14 hours.

[rochenn]

I am so deeply fascinated by those illustrations of Coruscant having harbors. Like, water harbors. Piers. You can go to the docks in the underlevels and stare out over an ocean locked inside a man-made cavern. Isn't that so crazy. Like there would be deep sea creatures close to the surface at all times because natural light is sparse. You can get street food and sit in the climate-control breeze in neon lighting while looking at fish that are just as neon bright. Terrifying. But you can't deny the vibes

[man-i-dunno]

anakin: arent you supposed to be in a meeting?

obi wan: mace told me to have a good day so I’m going back to bed

anakin: …

[eggbagelz]

Anakin throwing a tantrum over smth trivial vs obi-wan's DEEP psychological issues who would win

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[atonau]

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

[jaydove-writes]

It shows up as 0 for me.

[chaosgoblinhours]

i love the interpretations of jaster mereel. hes a nerd. hes a jock. he has elaborate plans to break into the jedi archives but theres an evil witch who lives there and she has the spell gun. he wrote the supercommando codex which has evolved from "how to be a hired mercenary without being a raging dickhead" to the very base standards of mando society. he has a man with a hate boner for him and you will see his scathing peer review personally and preferably full of holes. he has a pacifist sect trying to blow him up with their minds. he has his best friend trying to actually blow him up but keeps looney tooning his way into failure every time. hes the most aesexual whore to ever whore. he keeps bringing home ankle biters. he was a cop who killed another cop because that cop was crooked and well if no one else was going to fix it then he will permanently. he probably has a doctorate for every past mand'alor regime. hes eaten things that werent meant to be eaten because he read it in a book once. he probably has an entire library of random trivia in his brain and will tell you one without prompt. hes adhd. hes the epitome of that meme with the dog gazing worryingly at a mini pineapple. hes been banned from 14 sectors because he knew law loopholes before they could even loop. his enemies want him both carnally and dead. his friends want him to stop hiding in the rafters at night reading in the dark so all they see is the light reflecting off his eyes like a cat when they pan their flashlights up and scaring the newbies. he would be classified as a cryptid if he wasnt on the mandalore sectors most eligible bachelor list. he probably has cake under that armor.

[farkenshnoffingottom]

@mudpuddless you pass peer review, this is so true

[milniar-problemsolved]

I have still only seen the first episode of acolyte, but because of various reactions I've seen on here I might just not watch the rest?

so instead I'd like to say:

jedi temple sitcom.

padawans having to sneak in/out of the temple in big baskets of string lights and decorations (because there's a festival coming up and the Jedi are in charge of some of it) just to send a package via the Space Mail

the kids running from their crèchemaster to play hide and seek with an unwilling temple guard who tries to corral them back and keep an eye on them until the message goes out to the crechemaster

BAKING SHENANIGANS

"just be careful." "Yes, master." *cut to speeder chase*

Searching for some obscure information in the archives and finding Everything But That

"alright who put their fanfiction in the archives" (it was battlemaster cin drallig as a padawan)

padawans excitedly participating in their padawan friends' homeworld traditions

Jedi knights and masters excitedly participating in their Jedi knight-and master friends' homeworld traditions

"hey how many flips do you think I can make off this wall if I slow myself down with the force?" "One." "No no no I'm thinking at least like... thirteen. Well, only one way to find out!"

"WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE ALLERGIC TO ____ I DIDNT KNOW" and also "NO STOP EATING ____ YOURE ALLERGIC. NO YOU CANT JUST FORCE PURGE IT. STOP."

bowling but the pins are on the ceiling. Yes you have to get the ball up there by curving it up a pillar. You can't just float it, you have to do it with style.

Secretly embroidering things onto Jedi knights' cloaks when they're not paying attention.

the caf vs. tea debate that breaks out between the senior padawans Every Year during exam season. Caffeine has been measured. Arguments have been written up and taped to the walls. It's a great stress reliever.

an initiate very much trying to follow the will of the force but apparently the force wants them to make a specific Jedi master watch cartoons. Why.

sneaking in tookas

sneaking in birds

sneaking in various friends

accidentally "sneaking in" an undercover Jedi shadow that a knight befriended who now has to pretend not to know what the temple looks like on the inside because they're socially awkward and don't want to admit to lying

"alright how did you get paint up there. Actually how did you get up there in the first place. And how did you get PAINT?" (A statue now has purple hair and make up. It's re made every time someone tried to get rid of it. It's like the cone on the head of the statue.)

Might add more if I get Ideas

[engagemythrusters]

what do you MEAN you made him into a TEA

[furious-blueberry0-deactivated2]

*SPLUAH*

Here he is, you can have him back🙄

[ddeck]

forever obsessed with the concept of Coruscant being what only can be described as haunted

[ddeck]

its a giant planet with way too long and messed up history. apart from the general thing with overpopulation and pollusion and mutated animals roaming around the lower levels, the whole jedi order couldn't sense sith presence there because the vibes are just that bad

it got everything: ghost of extinct species casually walking around the markets, cryptic messages picked up by comlinks that transmit from the places that cannot be found and are written in languages that have never existed, deep tunnels that appear from thin air and lead nowhere, places and levels that seem infinite and refuse to let out anyone who enters them forcing them walk in circles for hours, every month corrie guard faces the mundane problem of one of them getting possessed during patrol

[ddeck]

shirt that says "i went to coruscant and all i got was force related psychological trauma"

[jediknobi]

(@allskywalkerswhine here) for disaster lineage, can you imagine a time travel story where its obi wan and DOOKU who go back in time?? obi wans like "ugh gotta deal with this fucker again" while dooku is hellbent on convincing him to drop qui gon and join him bc hes still in the temple and therefore front seat access to his favourite grandson. cue a teenager and a middle aged man duking it out

my only thought is Qui-Gon walking on his teenage padawan and his former master having an argument and needing some time to process it, because: 1. when did these two meet, 2. why does his padawan have his lightsaber drawn and pointing at Dooku while Dooku only rolls his eyes, and 3. he can believe hearing Dooku arguing about ‘the limits of the Order and the ineptitude of the Council’, it’s not the first time his master proclaims such unorthodox views, but hearing his prim and proper and ‘I would die before disrespecting any Jedi Master’ padawan mildly replying “that’s the senility talking, please stay quiet while your slow decline comes to an end”  is a bit more worrying 

[commonsentiments]

listen. listen. like he does with most of rots's major characters, stover does his whole "this is obi-wan kenobi" monologue. goes on and on about Who This Guy Is, What Hes Ostensibly Like, etc. i dont really like his characterization but he ends it like this: "he is the ultimate jedi. and he is proud to be anakin skywalkers best friend." and like he is very unilaterally not the ultimate jedi, do not @ me, but my point is that stover waxes poetic about the character and ends it by defining him in relation to anakin. none of the accolades mean anything to him, none of the successes matter, because anakin is taking up his entire chest cavity, all the space he could have to store "things that he values." he doesnt take pride in the facts that hes seen as a good person, that hes respected, that he fights battles and wins wars. he takes pride in anakin, in being anakins best friend and father-and-or-brother, and in the fact that anakin loves him like he loves just about anything. its not "hes proud that anakin is his best friend" its "hes proud that he's anakins best friend." this is obi-wan kenobi

[brachiosaurus-on]

I think when the Jedi visit museums they have to tell their younglings "no telekinesis on the artifacts"

[trans-milf-jaster-mereel]

the Great Vizsla-Mereel separation circa 60 BBY

or: when Jaster lost his Powerpoint presentation rights

[pillow-princeps]

I always love how Maul always talks about Obi-Wan leaving him for dead like Obi was the aggressor. Like Maul was minding his own business frolicking on Naboo until the dastardly supervillain Obi-Wan Kenobi decided to revoke his legs permit and kick him down a bottomless pit for no reason

[fox-trot]

A lil baby Jango Concord Dawn harvest festival costume concept (Jango gifted Jaster with a good luck blessing handprint, so Jaster took some of Jango’s paint and returned the sentiment)

[fox-trot]

@andetc

Ahhh I’m so happy you caught that! Lol yes while I was drawing this I was envisioning a whole scene where Jango was being a standard little kid in a festival setting and dragging his heirloom traditional garments everywhere and getting them snagged on everything. So Jaster tucks them into his belt to keep them out of the way and lets him loose again.

[tattycoram]

Obi-wan: You look good in that armour Cody: You know where else I'd look good? Obi-wan, zero hesitation: My bed Cody, at the same time: By your side- what?