[coldgoldlazarus]

The explicitly pornographic ads paired with porn bans to appeal to advertisers is really aggravating, but I also want to take a moment to complain about really disgusting ads. Cartoon person with disturbingly photorealistic boils and shit, getting giant worms pulled out of their bodies, body horror shit like that. What the fuck is this supposed to be advertising? Why would you show this? Why can't I block it? It always pops up when I'm trying to eat, too. Why is this allowed? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[just-j-ay]

I contacted tumblr to ask why they labeled my fandom blog as explicit like 9 months ago and today they finally responded by deleting the whole thing lmao

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[my-dailydreams]

[and-fishing-equipment]

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

[dankmemeuniversity]

[segamascott]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.

user: this is creepy, I'm getting a privacy add-on

the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here's Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Recently got an add for a job as a lighthouse keeper on the coasts of Ireland

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[demento-mori]

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[no0dlru]

It's high time now just one crack at life Who wants to live in, in trouble and strife? My mind must be free To learn all I can about me, uh-huh I'm gonna love me, for the rest of my days Encourage the babies every time they say Self-preservation is what's really going on today

[libertineangel]

Ev’ry time I turned ’round, there was something else to do: Cook a meal or mend a sock or sweep a floor or two. Listened to the morning show. It made me want to spew. I was gonna be an engineer!

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[teathattast]