Just random polls :D

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it takes two

to tango ice blast *I shoot fire out of my abdomen* get bamboozled punk!

to completely dismantle the power of the ruling class

and I'm just a little guy

lesbians with swords

shots of vodka *dispenses at least a glass worth*

minimts

turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree to get you to shut the fuck up

spoons of sugar to help the medicine taste less shit

tooth and nail and claw and fire and blood

blorbos

too many

and it keeps taking

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

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where did you leave the goods

under the porch

wait I though you had the goods

down town!

hawaii

moscow

in your mom

a shoddy burger joint with a smashed in vent at the back

wrapped in a tortilla

sorry my dog ate it

somewhere

you know that weird guy? yeah I gave it to him for a jar of pickles

Voting ended onNov 24, 2023

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How do you spell

sounding out the letters

with a wand

with a funky stick I picked up in the woods

with a staff

by collecting flowers and being lovely

p-e-e-n-i-s-s

icup

by studying the arcane for hundreds of years

with jazz hands

Voting ended onNov 24, 2023

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Who doesn't win the big fight at the dockyard circa 1988?

small little man

the sentient patch of mould living in an empty coke can

brennan lee mulligans bird facts by sheer willpower alone

embroidered goat

bowl of stuffing with many regrets

fishnets

the other kind of fishnets

heavy clock inside of a vending machine

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

The rest do win, in one way or another.

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what's in the box

mayonaise

a breezeblock

Jeremy Renner's shed

several mice having a little tea party

pete

popcorn it's just full of corn and oh boy, that baby is popped

a Broadway performance of subway the musical

broken jukebox that plays the wind and the willows audio book on repeat

one hair tie

the mug you misplaced, never found, and convinced yourself was none but a vision

blueberries

my colon? wow! how did you get in there? I'm always losing you, classic colon.

Voting ended onNov 16, 2023

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make a song

bam-tsss bam-tsss

bdddddang bdddddang dong

dum dum dum dum thrummmm

bing bang bongos

mute button (don't push this!! you'll ruin the song!!)

wheeeeeee wheeeewww

bibibibibibi boooooo bibi!!

ta- tak ta ta tak tak ta

hmm!! hum hom hum hooooa!

*triangle*

weepawooo woop weee!!

dong!

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

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Make a sandwich with just one filling.

several breads

concrete

leaf repellent whatever that is

onion slice

toes (cannibalism)

toes ( ;] )

I will decline thanks

resignation letter

just one playpark it's only one they can live without it

hypothetical burger

cheese

deep sea krill

Voting ended onNov 16, 2023

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pick a feeling but it's represented by a vivid piece of imagery

scarf at the park wrapped over the swings, sodden by mud and dried in the sun

leef cronch

tracks of a wild animal through the snowbank, gone by the morn

neon dripping flourescent and caustic from broken lights of a run down 80s motel

humming in the back of your brain as though by an insect

nerves splayed out by the gutter like a flower drying in the midday sun

dust on a game half played

beetroot simmering in a wooden bowl

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

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which is more likely to win a contest

pomeranian but strange, unnerving, distant in the billowing fog

pete

Voting ended onNov 16, 2023

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which is harder to carry

the weight of my sins

fragile pottery of a very ugly cat

nuclear waste

tomfoolery

child

pittsburg

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023