I'm just going to leave this here...
A tiny piece of Chapter One.
Chapter One: Seven in the Fucking Morning
Finn Bennett was having an absolutely wonderful dream.
It was a landscape painted in impossible, water-logged logic: a grand concert piano anchored in the dead center of a glass-still lake. Around its polished ebony legs, white lilies drifted like fallen stars, their thick, waxy petals catching a light that didn't seem to come from a sun. Dragonflies skimmed the surface, their wings leaving silver fractures in the water, and from somewhere just beyond the reeds, a melody drifted.
It was a song he didn't know, yet his chest ached with the heavy, hollow weight of it. It smelled of old things—of summer rain baking on stone, of crushed clover, and a faint, metallic tang that made his tongue feel dry.
It was a split-toned chorus. One voice was a low, warm rumble that seemed to vibrate through the water beneath him; the other answered it, sharp, theatrical, and dripping with an arrogant, golden malice that felt terrifyingly familiar.
"Friends say I'm stupid and I'm out of my mind..."
The piano vanished into the dark water with a violent groan.
"But without you, boy, I'd be bored all the time..."
The lilies didn't sink; they exploded into brilliant, choking plumes of violet smoke.
"No, I don't really care for the same conversation..."
Finn's eyes snapped open.
The lake was gone, replaced by the suffocating reality of a damp Tuesday morning. Above him, the familiar hairline crack stretched across the yellowed plaster ceiling of his dorm room like a lightning bolt frozen in stone. The heavy, dark curtains he'd pinned over the window did little to block the gray, persistent chill of early dawn, or the voice currently vibrating through the thin drywall from the corridor.
"Got everythin' I need and I'd rather be chasing..."
Finn dragged his pillow over his face, burying himself in the scent of cheap detergent, praying for a sudden, merciful aneurysm. The silence lasted for the space of two heartbeats.
"CHASING LOVE WITH A MONSTERRRRR!"
"Oh, for fuck's sake," Finn muttered, his voice a gravelly rasp.
The door didn't just open; it slammed against the stopper with a crack that shook the loose sheet music stacked on Finn's desk. Henry Ashton burst into the room like a localized hurricane, entirely unbothered by the concept of boundaries, carrying two steaming paper cups and enough manic energy to power the entire campus grid.
He wasn't just walking. He was actively executing a theatrical jazz-walk across the linoleum. At seven in the morning.
Finn seriously weighed the legal ramifications of manslaughter.
Henry pointed a dramatic, manicured finger at the wardrobe, using his coffee cup as a makeshift microphone as he hit the crescendo. "I'm in loooove with a monster!"
Finn let out a groan so deep and wretched it sounded medically concerning, pressing his face harder into the mattress. "Can you, like, shut the fuck up, mate? It's seven in the fucking morning. Have some goddamn shame."
Henry didn't even blink. Instead, his eyes locked onto the lump under the duvet.
With the terrifying agility of a trained dancer, Henry launched himself through the air. Finn had a fraction of a second to register a blur of oversized knitwear and peroxide-blond hair before a hundred and seventy pounds of musical theatre chaos landed squarely on his spine.
The mattress springs shrieked in agony.
"So dramatic," Henry declared cheerfully, throwing his arms around Finn's pinned torso, burying his face in the hood of Finn's sweater. "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty. The stage awaits."
"I'm calling the police," Finn croaked from beneath the feathers.
"Emotional terrorism. Breaking and entering. Aggravated assault."
Henry gasped, the sound deeply theatrical. "I brought a vanilla latte."
"I'll tell the jury that, too. It'll count as premeditation."
Henry only squeezed tighter, pinning him to the bed. They had known each other for exactly two years, three months, and twelve days, and in that time, Henry had weaponized his understanding of Finn's psychology. He knew Finn loathed the sun, but he also knew that Finn's prickly, volatile exterior was entirely useless against aggressive, unprompted physical affection. It was deeply manipulative. It was entirely unfair.
It worked every single time.
Finn let out a long, defeated sigh into the mattress, his muscles finally going slack. "Fine. Get off me, you giant parasite."
"I win." Henry scrambled off him, sitting cross-legged at the foot of the bed like a cat waiting for a treat.
"You always say that, Ashton."
"Because the record shows I am undefeated."
Finn finally pushed himself upright. His dark hair was a bird's nest sticking out in six different directions, his oversized university hoodie was twisted uncomfortably around his throat, and the left side of his face bore the red, ribbed imprint of his pillowcase.
Henry stared at him, his expression shifting from triumphant to wildly amused. The smile that crept across his face was the purely evil grin of a man who had just been handed comedic gold.
"You look like a Victorian child recovering from tuberculosis," Henry whispered in awe.
Finn blinked sleepily, trying to clear the cobwebs from his brain. "That is weirdly specific."
"I minored in history last term."
"You took one elective on the Tudors because you wanted to look at the costumes."
"It changed my soul, Finn. It changed how I view the world."
Finn reached blindly across his nightstand, his fingers wrapping around the nearest projectile—a stuffed frog wearing a tiny, hand-knitted green scarf. He hurled it straight at Henry's face.
Henry caught it by the leg without breaking eye contact. "Hugo would never hurt me. We have an understanding."
"Hugo isn't sentient. He's polyester filler."
"You don't know his heart."
"I literally bought him at a charity shop to stop you from crying because you lost your keys."
"So? Capitalism doesn't define consciousness," Henry countered smoothly, tossing the frog into the air and catching it.
Finn stared at him, utterly exhausted by the sheer volume of words already spoken before the sun had fully cleared the horizon. Henry stared back, bright-eyed and entirely shameless.
Finally, Finn dragged his palms over his eyes, the friction scratching against his skin. "I need better friends. I need to go to a different uni. I need to join a monastery."
"No, you need caffeine, and then you need breakfast." Henry slid the paper cup into Finn's hands.