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[justalittleguy]

I purchased a commission for a new icon from the wonderful and talented @chalroe and could not be more excited about it! They are crazy talented and make wonderful art, and they have commissions open now!

You can find their commission info here!

[porunareff]

The JOJOLands, ch.1 - Jodio Joestar and 「NOVEMBER RAIN」

[unusualshrimp]

cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

The true Jojolands reveal Araki will pull

[trashcora]

Man cave? What is a man cave? Man cave is where you do your man stuff. WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS — 4.08 “Go Flip Yourself”

[mulderscully]

“Nandor has been on a journey, and he’s been looking for something that’s been under his nose, the whole time. The more he searches for that, the more he has an inkling that he’s already found it. That’s his relationship with Guillermo.” — KAYVAN NOVAK

[shamebats]

My biggest pet peeve is when people say "Guillermo should've saved Marwa!" like yeah he should've and could've, but he didn't, because that's not who he is as a character. He just spent a whole season enabling Nandor's abuse of her. He isn't someone who cares about other humans and that didn't change just because Marwa was likeable.

We have no idea how many people the vampires have tortured over the years but I'm sure it was a lot, and Guillermo didn't care. He just cleaned up the bodies later.

Again, his main motivation is that he wants to become someone who has that kind of power over others! His main concern is that he isn't the one doing the brainwashing and torturing yet!

You think Guillermo as a vampire wouldn't brainwash people? You think he wouldn't play with his prey? You think he'd be some kind of Twilight vampire who eats rats or whatever? You think he'd treat his familiars well? You think he would only eat "bad" people? Hell no, that'd never be him.

He's an immoral, abhorrent little freak and we can't pick and choose when we choose to acknowledge that about him. It's the main reason why he is who he is and why he does the things he does

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Can you imagine how he would have been if he had neverwanted to be a vampire? He would have been the most ruthless, remorseless, violent vampire slayer on history. Even when he says he doesn't want to hurt a fellow familiar he barely holds back so imagine if he didn't. Vampire who don't like what they are? Dead. Who eat only bad people or animals? Dead. A familiar get hurt in the process? Too bad, you choose to follow a monster.

(And then he meet Nandor, doesn't manage to kill him the first time, slowly fall in love during the chase and has to deal with the moral dilemma of a lifetime)

[shamebats]

I think about that often. Antonio Banderas single-handedly saved the vampire population when he agreed to play Armand

[ham-napkin]

I just think it slaps

[rylandsgrace]

#Same energy

[justalittleguy]

ok but real talk I can't be bummed out about Marwa. She was a bit part w no personality and barely any screen time or dialogue. I liked her but also idk how so many people got attached to her. Like I feel like we're all casually forgetting that Nandor had his other 36 wives re-killed at the beginning of the season and no one batted an eye

[1im-perfect1]

Nandor is proof that being bitchless is a state of mind because how do you get left by 2 different men at the same train station

[justalittleguy]

I am a Nandor apologist first. A Nandor sympathizer second. I love when he does fucked up things. You go king, ruin everyone's life including your own

[nonunsnonunsnone]

Yes I’m. So sad for guillermo but this is a perfect wwdits episode. This is truly wwdits to the MAX

[nandermo-pumpkin]

Nandor you not realizing your crush on Guillermo is making you look like a complete dumbass

[gfbillpotts]

tbh im never trusting your dramatic asses again lmao. when i read yalls opinions on the leaks it seemed like nandor had done some irredeamable fully cruel thing and that the writers had completly betrayed the trust of the viewers but...it was all very on brand?? like yeah nandor was an idiot but as always he realized it and he actually tried to make it up for it. and it was sad for guillermo but also its very clear the writers dont intend on just leaving him like that for good so..

maybe some of yall are just whiny babies who cant take when the writers dont do exactly what you would do in your ao3 fanfic and just end up scaring people with your negativity for no good reason at all idk :////

[demonicseries]

Everyone's reactions to this episode have lead me to believe that I am a nandor apologist

[girlwithnoface]

so heartbroken the vampire warlord did something incredibly selfish. he almost made his serial killer companion/accomplice cry AND he was mean to his wife. i cant recover from this