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| 23 | I just post whatever I want

[demonicseries]

I think it’s so crazy that ever since “dei” was revoked among college campuses, my former PhD program admitted cohorts of only men for two years in a row so far

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[demonicseries]

this is just Pittsburgh, PA

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[stephenroot]

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[mwagneto]

apparently somehow even my absolute joke prediction of "what if jesus and the antichrist end up gay dating" ended up being true. i should've fucking predicted craz making out sloppy omfg

[alphacentaurinebula]

The destruction of the entire universe and every soul in it is a truly depressing ending. Just because God replaced it with another universe that looked similar doesn't change anything - this is Job and his children all over again. Job doesn't want new children, and neither do I.

[pbeeanjay]

stop thinking so loud

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you just accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[demonicseries]

I’ve read some absolutely devious stuff on ao3 and idk why reading heated rivalry feels to much for me😭😭

[demonicseries]

maybe it’s cause it’s widespread published physical media. Smut should be written by some-on who sneaks onto google docs at work to write 100,000 words at record speeds, post it within 2 weeks, and hope that as few people professionally affiliated with the source material read it as possible.

and it should be read by people at 2am or on a phone screen during public transport with the straightest face, and only discussed by people who’ve had a tumblr account longer than 7 years.

[demonicseries]

nvm I realized it’s because it’s the first smut I’ve read of characters who haven’t killed anyone

They’re too normal for me

[gay-goths]

i’m never deleting twitter

[esthertism]

I’M SCREAMING

[demonicseries]

I’ve read some absolutely devious stuff on ao3 and idk why reading heated rivalry feels to much for me😭😭

[demonicseries]

maybe it’s cause it’s widespread published physical media. Smut should be written by some-on who sneaks onto google docs at work to write 100,000 words at record speeds, post it within 2 weeks, and hope that as few people professionally affiliated with the source material read it as possible.

and it should be read by people at 2am or on a phone screen during public transport with the straightest face, and only discussed by people who’ve had a tumblr account longer than 7 years.

[demonicseries]

I’ve read some absolutely devious stuff on ao3 and idk why reading heated rivalry feels to much for me😭😭

[demonicseries]

might to do a Ryland Grace cosplay for a con next week so I’m making a Rocky to go along with me

[demonicseries]

Here he is

[demonicseries]

might to do a Ryland Grace cosplay for a con next week so I’m making a Rocky to go along with me