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If you ever insult any Hufflepuff, I will fight you
Modern Hogwarts Houses' Stereotypes
Ravenclaw: -only uses the blue heart emoji -say they like bitter coffee but is actually a bitch for sweet caramelly cappuccinos -tell everyone they sucked at a test but gets an A -Twenty One Pilots -probably bi -weed
Hufflepuff: -watches anime -owns a small cactus -messy hair -Ed Sheeran -“I’m discovering myself!” -studyblr -gets talked into trying weed by their Ravenclaw friend
Gryffindor: -sports merch -most likely straight -tea -dog person -forgets to water their plants -whatever’s on the radio -“the best things in life aren’t things”
Slytherin: -what’s “straight”?? -bitter coffee, caramelly pancakes -tattoo -owns a journal -Beyoncé, Arctic Monkeys, Hayley Kiyoko -black -aesthetic
The Houses based on my friends
Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd
Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark
Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7
Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything
the hogwarts houses at their worst
gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it
slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention
ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT
hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all
Neville Longbottom is the cutest cinnamon roll ever and it just makes sense he ends up being a herbology teacher married to a Hufflepuff and isn’t that the perfect happy endinG and I jUsT HAve a LoT OF FeeliNGS ABOUT NEVILLE BECAUSE HOGWARTS HAS BEEN SO STRESSFUL FOR HIM BUT HE WENT ON AND SHOWN THEM ALL brb crying
Founders Aesthetics
March 20: Hufflepuff
March 21: Slytherin
March 22: Gryffindor
March 23: Ravenclaw
((OOC: In honor of each Hogwarts House Day this week, here are some Aesthetics for the beloved Founders))
Each house when: it's their last day at Hogwarts
Gryffindor: Does That Stupid But Awesome Thing they held back doing for 7 years like trying to ride the Giant Squid (and they succeed)
Hufflepuff: Throw the party of the year in the kitchens with all the other Puffs (Sprout even brings some homemade Butterbeer but shh *wink wonk*)
Ravenclaw: Brings a bouquet to Mrs Pince with an apology note for all the times they’ve been late to turn a book in. (They probably still have one in their trunk though).
Slytherin: Goes say a super awkward but genuinely respectful goodbye at McGonagall that makes her question her dislike for the house (Snape makes sure she remembers in september though)
hogwarts houses aesthetic
“Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot, And treat them just the same.” (credit for hufflepuff writing photo by @herboloqy)
the houses favourite places
gryffindor: the quidditch pitch
hufflepuff: a sunny spot by the great lake
ravenclaw: the library
slytherin: a hidden room in the dungeons
Things I associate with the houses:
(based on my closest friends)
Slytherin – David Bowie on full blast, either has all the sugar or none in their coffee, perfectly messy hair, cuts up their clothes on a whim, pin badges in denim jackets, a cigarette in a trembling hand, a graveyard at night, the feeling of vodka burning your throat, Halloween, paranormal youtube videos, does tarot with a normal card deck, jager bombs that are more jager than red bull.
Ravenclaw – animal rights activism, ridiculously thoughtful gifts, learning new languages for fun, horror movies at 1am, hope, paint smudges, forgotten tea that’s gone cold, meeting your idols, writing your own songs, political t-shirts, walking next to your bike so you can talk to your friends, pouring skittles into vodka.
Hufflepuff – hot chocolate, drunk tears, feeling festive in September, Pancake Day, cheesy music, soft colours, scuffed boots, permanently covered in animal fur, sweets, faded skinny jeans and plaid shirts, flour in their hair, saves empty bottles cause they look nice.
Gryffindor – leg-ups, arm wrestles, playful teasing, undercuts, the smell of gingerbread, eating so much takeaway you could burst, Bon Jovi, pretending not to be a lightweight, electric guitar, “is that a dare?”, heavy docs, late nights, climbing through windows cause you forgot your key, one leather jacket for all occasions.
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
Slytherin: "What?"
Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Well do I have any Slytherins who need a Hufflepuff buddy??😁😂
Hogwarts Houses || Ft. The Art of Margriet Smulders
HUFFLEPUFF: “Within you, there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at anytime and be yourself.” –Hermann Hesse (Siddhartha)
The houses when: at the beach
Gryffindor: professional sand castle builders
Hufflepuff: sunburn paranoids (never get sunburnt smh)
Ravenclaw: *stare at you from underneath their sunglasses*
Slytherin: swim underwater so much they worry their surroundings