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Hiatus —

[shitslytherinssay]

No

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Sexting Voldemort

[shitslytherinssay]

I don’t post on here much anymore but I am so sad about Maggie Smith’s passing

She was and will always be one of the highlights of the Harry Potter movies and many many other pieces of media.

Rest in peace 💓

[shitslytherinssay]

Hi there

It’s been a while

What can I make this account into? I’m not into HP anymore (for so many reasons) but I miss talking to you guys :(

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #272

Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life. 

[shitslytherinssay]

I think you’re cool

I appreciate that.

I like your username :)

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Love, from someone who cares about you

Thank you 💜

[shitslytherinssay]

I posted 142 times in 2021

93 posts created (65%)

49 posts reblogged (35%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.

I added 392 tags in 2021

#not sss - 111 posts

#harry potter - 59 posts

#slytherin - 46 posts

#reblog - 28 posts

#ask - 27 posts

#shit slytherins ask - 27 posts

#hufflepuff - 25 posts

#gryffindor - 24 posts

#ravenclaw - 23 posts

#shit slytherins say - 22 posts

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Shit Slytherins Say: #264

Uno is based on luck. Unless I win. Then it’s based on strategy and I’m a genius.

902 notes • Posted 2021-07-04 17:59:55 GMT

#4

Shit Slytherins Say: #260

Slytherin: you’re going out like that?

Gryffindor: *looks down at clothes*

Gryffindor: like what?

Slytherin: ugly

913 notes • Posted 2021-04-17 23:03:13 GMT

#3

I know the Olympics are happening (soon??) but because it’s not being like hyped up it feels like it is not happening. Anyone else feel this ?😂

1439 notes • Posted 2021-07-21 18:08:21 GMT

#2

Shit Slytherins Say: #261

Ravenclaw: you attract what you fear.

Slytherin: oh no! I’m so scared of $10.6 billion!

1657 notes • Posted 2021-04-25 13:28:38 GMT

#1

Shit Slytherins Say: #257

Gryffindor: Are you busy tomorrow?

Slytherin: That entirely depends on what you’re about to say next.

5346 notes • Posted 2021-01-09 14:07:32 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Season 2): #1

Always jingle all the way.

Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #1

Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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Hey! Happy Hanukkah 💙

[shitslytherinssay]

this is off brand for my account— but who tf decided they should have an American version of Eurovision

[the-nameless-human200]

They what??

[shitslytherinssay]

They are bringing the same concept of Eurovision to the United States of Unoriginality

[snakebitcat]

The Russian, Polish, Egyptian, Dutch, Israeli, British, Indian, and Czech remakes of Everybody Loves a Raymond are just one collective example of how all nations are just as unoriginal as the USA.

[shitslytherinssay]

Cool for them. I’m not gonna debate on this lol

[crazytwentythrees]

No but you're right op... as someone who's stayed there for a while, U. S. of O. is the funniest damn thing

[shitslytherinssay]

Thank 💛

Speaking as an American, we really do take everything and try to make it ours. It’s annoying and I’m sorry to the rest of the world 💀

[shitslytherinssay]

this is off brand for my account— but who tf decided they should have an American version of Eurovision

[the-nameless-human200]

They what??

[shitslytherinssay]

They are bringing the same concept of Eurovision to the United States of Unoriginality

[shitslytherinssay]

Man why can't y'all get behind the idea of The Addams Family being a half vampire / half witch family that was very controversial in the wizarding world so nobody talks about them except that one time when Harry tells the Weasleys about the movie he saw and can't understand they they're all horrified.

Woah woah woah. Who said I wasn’t able to get behind this

[shitslytherinssay]

this is off brand for my account— but who tf decided they should have an American version of Eurovision

[shitslytherinssay]

God no.

They’re making (or it’s in the works) a Cursed Child movie

[shitslytherinssay]

Counter proposal:

Make A Very Potter Musical into a film

[shitslytherinssay]

I’m gonna go ahead and claim Agatha Harkness as a Slytherin ✨

[rosetyler42]

Both her and Ericka Van Helsing are Slyths. Honestly, probably Spiderverse's Doc Ock too. Katheryn Hahn just plays Slyths AMAZINGLY well.

[shitslytherinssay]

10/10 Jennifer Barkley is a Slytherin too