Well, Fxck U Too

All the little shxts that ruined/saved my life

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[werecat]

God is a libra

[ratchetmelancholy]

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

[queengreendown]

please let them know.

[brehaaorgana]

white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote “the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity.”

[ratchetmelancholy]

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

[queengreendown]

please let them know.

[brehaaorgana]

white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote “the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity.”

[miiriya]

[shencomix]

[sh--nee]

the shade™

[lvkesprite-deactivated20120720]

what old joke are we going to bring back next

[greysoldblog-blog]

[sarahsoldblogwoah-blog]

NO

[greysoldblog-blog]

[knightarcana]

MY FAVORITE

[watchhowidinosaur-deactivated20]

you forgot one

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

[idontcaretbh]

How… How have I not seen this?

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[writing-prompt-s]

Omg

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

A simpler time

[sarahseeandersen]

[schmergo]

The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.

[spite-cadet]

Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the Wrong fucking era

[unicornmagic]

[honorarytenenbaum]

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

[hinatasashybamf]

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

[distresseddeernoise]

the hook is worthy

[shinysmashkeys]

the hook is worthy

[stephendann]

Peter Pan would disagree.

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

[molegria]

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[blueflame91]

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

[esculentesset-deactivated201411]

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

[we-foundwonderland]

This got really sciencey really fast and my mind is blown

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[tanookitoes]

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

[moonsofmoons]

This, was a journey.

[prime89]

Is nothing sacred you heathens?

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle