blitzstone-topia

where BlitzStone becomes canon--not that it isn't! (an archive of quotes) icon/background does not belong to me

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Magnus: They save the world for a living and can't even talk about their feelings![referring to Blitz and Hearth]

Alex: Yeah, it's called love, idiot.

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Magnus: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made while drunk?

Blitz: Don’t mean to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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Blitz: Could you help me with my wedding?

Hearth: Wh- I didn’t know you were getting married.

Hearth: What do you need me to do?

Blitz: Marry me?

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Blitz : I have a bad feeling about this place! And we all know what happens when I get a feeling!

Hearth : We ignore it?

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Teacher: Your kid said a swear word in class.

Hearth: I’ll talk to them about it.

Hearth, to Magnus: What the fuck, dude

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Blitz: (looks like he's staring somewhere else but is actually looking at Hearth)

Magnus: Hey Blitz, how ya feeling?

Blitz: Gay

Magnus: What

Blitz: I mean heyyyyy

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[Blitzen has lost his favorite hat]

Magnus: Blitz, it’s only a hat.

Blitz, aghast: Only a hat?

Hearth: He thinks it’s lucky.

Blitz: It is lucky. I ain’t never died while wearing that hat.

Magnus, frowning: I… I’m not sure I know how to respond.

Hearth: Do you ever?

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Blitz, drunk: [points at Hearth] That’s my boyfriend, losers!

Magnus: Your husband, Blitz.

Blitz: My husband! Even better!

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Blitzen: We are so in sync we finish each other’s-

Hearthstone : The cookies are burning.

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Blitz: Guess how I feel right now? [smiling really wide]

Hearth: Nervous.

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Hearth: What’s wrong, Blitz? Getting tired?

Blitz: I don’t get tired, I get results.

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Blitz: Magnus is in trouble!

Hearthstone: He always is, nothing new there.

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Blitz: So, you ready to get to work?

Hearth: No, I followed you here for the exercise.

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Blitz: Tomorrow is another day.

Hearth: Yes, but it might be worse.

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Blitz, standing in front of the woods holding their ✋ out: Do you trust me?

Hearth: I don't even trust myself

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Magnus: Just compliment him, tell him he looks nice today.

Blitz: [to Hearth] You look beautiful just as you always do every other day.

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Hearthstone: [wears dark grey]

Blitzen: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.