The Kingdom of Bossunia

Fujisaki "Bossun" Yuusuke. Hufflepuff 7th Year at Hogwarts. Boys' dorm B-1 ★Requests★Relationships★ Affiliated with Academy of Wizardry

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case #1: recruiting members

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It was nice to have a day to himself sometimes, to sit around outside and  read ahead for Care of Magical Creatures. Because why not, it wasn’t like he was doing anything bad, at least. But as far as days went, today was going pretty boringly. A small smile crept onto Fubuki’s face, because Atsuya hated slow days like these. He’d probably be grabbing Fubuki’s hand and dragging him off god knows where to do god knows what. 

Actually, that was a lie. Fubuki knew exactly what they’d do: get in trouble. 

But now he was just sitting around and read - 

Hang on, something was blocking his light. 

Fubuki squinted up at the sky, trying to find the offending object, ready to catch it in case it fall down, but… It was just an owl. Well. Could’ve been worse, the way Fubuki saw it. 

Actually, it did sort of get worse when a guy came stomping out from the shadows, yelling up at the bird. 

“It’s fine!” Fubuki called out to him - Bossun? - as he stood up. “It wasn’t being a bother or anything.”

“Or at least, not that much of a bother. Nothing I couldn’t read through, anyways.” 

“But we probably should get it down. It’s probably someone’s owl which got out of the owlery. Maybe we should go and return it, while we’re at it? I wonder how…” Fubuki tapped his chin thoughtfully, his (probably very useful) book left open forgotten on his lap. 

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"O...oh!! It... it's not bothering you?" The in-control and completely cool heroic exterior that Bossun held upon his entrance shattered in an instant. "Well, that.. that's..."

That just wasn't really the reaction that Bossun was expecting! And he received a bunch of different reactions over the years that he'd been doing this. Granted, even if Bossun had been expecting such a response, he still would've been unable to properly handle it. It just wasn't in his character. (Quite honestly, if his victim had been shocked or played along, he still would've flubbed around for what he had to do next.)

But he couldn't let this get to him! He was a club chief, for Pete's sake! How could he lead a group of students to help others if he couldn't even get through recruiting a single member! What a disgrace!! He cleared his throat and did his best to put back on a seriously serious look, the type that could frighten small children. 

"Alright, let's get this owl. First, we're going to need a net!"

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case #1: recruiting members

Bossun had been in a bit of a pickle. It was the start of his seventh year at Hogwarts and the Sket Dan was as memberless as it was when the club first started. Were this any other year, the chief could have tried to ignore it the same way he ignored the tears in his eyes, but this year was different! He'd be graduating soon and if he couldn't get another person to join the Sket Dan, the club would be forced to disband. He couldn't allow this!

Which led to Bossun sneaking around the corners of the hallways, spying on other students to pick upon the perfect target. There was some bribery involved, but eventually Bossun convinced his owl, Housuke, to help him with his cause. Housuke would act out as a dastardly villain attacking the innocent, and Bossun would come out gallantly to save them. It was perfect. This was something that the chief did every year, but a lack of results wasn't enough to deter him.

Spotting the perfect target, Bossun gave a nod to his owl and watched as the bird took off to begin the plan. It let out a 'prrrp' once it got close enough. As Housuke harassed [read: circled overhead] the passerby, Bossun stomped out from the shadows in the most showy fashion he could think of. 

"EY EY EY EY OU OU OU OU!!"

"Hellish friend! What manner of being are you, to ruthlessly attack an innocent such as this!! Fear not, young one, for I, Fujisaki 'Bossun' Yuusuke, leader of Hogwart's support group--better known as the 'Sket Dan', have come to rescue you!"

Nailed it.

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MOVING TO ACADEMY OF WIZARDRY PLEASE UNFOLLOW

what it says on the tin

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case #1 how to make a scene

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This was getting ridiculous  how could he still over react with so many people around practically laughing or taking pictures to possibly hang up to embarrass him more. Even Apollo was growing annoyed with the crowd, they only caused more problems and slowly as he sat on his throne— the poor soul under him— he crossed his legs and awaited a voice. Any little comment the other could give to talk why he was being nothing but a huge child. As the cloth was taken which he was proud the younger had common sense to use it for that purpose had he believed he was going to stifle that sadness. Yet, to his dismay was he not given that as the other tried his best to face the redhead. ❝Yes, you can make new friends. I don’t doubt that you ca—❞

Though no, no, he had truly argued with Apollo rather in a defensive way of his old friends. Stating that it wouldn’t be the same great team, how cruel. Which Apollo though he could dig his finger into deep wound and reopen the scars, how selfish. ❝Are you saying that no one out here, all these people crowded around us can be added into your team and be just as great?❞ Removing himself from the male to hover over him, extending a hand to all the students around. ❝That’s— that’s truly selfish. Did you know. Even saying I have no heart is quite crude because alas, I left my heart. I doubt it’s even there anymore.❞ A hand placed over his chest where the organ would be. Closing his eyes acting as if it truly pained him. In reality he didn’t care, as he leaned down to grab the male to pull him up to his feet, the God moved back a bit.

❝Me heartless.. but what about you?❞ Nailed it. Though as he tried to make him feel even worse for himself had a student collided right into the God, knocking him right into Bossun which he REALLY regretted. Arms had opened and were now around the student as if he was hugging him. Oh no. Why did students have to do so much? Speechless and having no words had Apollo hovered there, trying to take in what just happened before taking notice of where his arms were and how close he was to the kid. If he was lucky, he could pull away without getting his snotty mitts on his person.

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Hold on a second... Was this guy trying to say that he wasn't a good person? But that was impossible! Bossun was the main character! He was the chief of a club that was made for the sole purpose of helping others! Was he really a bad guy for thinking that Switch and Himeko were irreplaceable? No. No, no, this guy just didn't understand. There was no way that Bossun's pure maiden heart could be anything but snow white!! He was so distraught by all of this that he'd ended up putting a stop to his crying. Bossun sat up and rubbed the remaining tears away with the back of his hand.

"Now, look here, you--"

And then all of a sudden, the haughty teacher was shoved and falling right towards Bossun.

"DWAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

The collision was far greater than Bossun expected as a comically huge dust cloud formed upon the impact. His body ached from the force of contact, but that honestly wasn't the worst part. No, the worst part was that by sheer coincidence that could only be found in a shoujo manga, the two of them were kissing. Lips firmly pressed against one another. Bossun couldn't even verbally scream, though there was a rather impressive stream of vowels running through his head. 

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case #1.25 recruiting members

Bossun had been in a bit of a pickle. The Sket Dan had never been that popular in Kaimei, that much was true, but he at least had members outside of just himself--and a club supervisor, too! Requests were another thing, but that was a problem he could worry about once he had teammates to do requests with.

He thought back to an email that Switch had sent the first time Bossun had been sent to this school. A "Comrades Wanted" poster that had surprisingly been successful (in a really embarrassing way). The main thing was that it had gotten a lot of attention and right now, that was just the thing that Bossun needed for his club.

One of the key points that Switch mentioned was that it wasn't supposed to be well composed. "Just place random stickers anywhere, it doesn't matter" or something like that. This was a hard concept for an artistic person like Bossun to grasp. How random was random if he was purposely trying to be random? The very first draft that the club chief composed looked closer to a masterpiece made out of shiny gifs than a proper club advertisement. He hadn't realized how hard something like this could be. However, he persevered! And after several attempts, Bossun came up with an image that he was satisfied with.

Name: Date of Birth:

[_] I want to be a member of the Sket Dan [_] I want to be a supervisor for the Sket Dan

Check all that apply:

[_] Tsundere, [_] Yandere need not apply, [_] Otaku, [_] Tsukkomi, [_] Violent Yankee, [_] Hime, [_] Idol, [_] Bespectacled Bastard, [_] Shounen Retard, [_] Bookworm, [_] Delinquent, [_] Moe, [_] Other

Can we be friends? [_] Yes, [_] No, [_] Depends I'm really immature is that okay? [_] Yes, [_] No, [_] Depends Do you think I'm funny? [_] Yes, [_] No, [_] Depends Will you stay in the club even when there aren't any requests? [_] Yes, [_] No, [_] Depends Are you willing to dress up in costumes for certain requests? [_] Yes, [_] No, [_] Depends

Describe yourself:

Special talents?:

Thank you. Your application will be reviewed.

Nailed it.

All he had to do now was email it to the entire student body and hope that there would be someone who would take the bait and join his club. He could even print the poster out along with a few copies of the application and hang them out around the school! Brilliant.

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case #1 how to make a scene

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❝… Was it even dynamic to begin with?❞ He wasn’t going to lie, which he couldn’t but the other was sputtering nonsense about how he was alone. It was easy to tell, he must have been one of those few who needed to be around others to feel comfortable with himself. This was something he probably shouldn’t try to dwell into, but the redhead gave patience and decided to stay where he was since he was comfortable the way he was sitting. ❝You aren’t alone, have you not noticed all the people that reside here in Tancho. Your `dynamic uno` is now a dynamic `how many people go to this school’s` number.❞ Was that actually snot coming from his nose, oh yes of course.. it was.

❝How old are you, I know you aren’t that young to understand that tears aren’t going to help you pass any classes. So how about you stand up and..❞ He shouldn’t use his powers for everything, but seconds later had a cloth appeared in his hand just for the poor sucker under him. He would have to clean his face or people would continue to laugh and pick at him, not like Apollo cared but he was already deep into the situation when he checked what was the matter. ❝Go make a few new friends, if that’ll make it any better. Add two more and you can be that `tres` or whatever you want to call it.❞

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What... just what was this guy trying to ask of him?! Bossun couldn't wrap his head around it; in fact, he was sure that even if his senses weren't diluted with the aftereffects of a good cry that he wouldn't be able to understand. Regardless, the teen took the offered cloth, not noticing that it had just been magicked into existence, and blew his nose like a snot filled trumpet. That helped a bit, but newly born tears quickly came to take its place. By now an entire group of people were crowded around to watch this spectacle, but Bossun didn't bother to acknowledge them. One could say it was impressive how not even a large number of people could deter him. 

"Yeah, I can make new friends. I can make new friends, but--!!" Bossun did his best to turn around to face the teacher, but this was proving to be a difficult feat when the aforementioned teacher was sitting on his back. He did what he could without turning himself into a pretzel. "It's not the same! I can't just replace my old friends, even if I made new friends we wouldn't be the same great team!!! How can you be so heartless!!!!!"

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case #1 how to make a scene

[pantiesaplenty]

It didn’t take long for Panty’s poor eardrums to burst upon hearing some weird ass mating call.

“SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! HIMEKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

What the actual Christ. How many screamers were there at this damn school!? Unless some horny adolescent is shoving it up your coochie (Or the corn hole, if you’re into that. No judges here.) keep it the hell down! Somebody needs some inner-fucking-peace.

With a striking curiosity streak, Panty checked the scene. She was greeted by some pre-teen blubbering all over himself. Gee, what a fucking turn on. More like annoying as fuck. 

“Holy hell, shut the fuck up.” Followed by a shot from her gun, not like it’d harm him too much—When did she take her panties off? 

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Bossun's crying turned to a different variety as shots were fired at his precious bum. Over 200 chapters and not one of them could have prepared the club chief from this vicious onslaught. By the time the third shot had run, Bossun couldn't continue on; he lifted himself up from his growing pool of tears, a long string of 'ow's pouring out of his mouth, and swiftly turned to face his attacker.

"PLEASE CEASE THIS COURSE OF ACTIO--"

Wait a second...........

No, but this couldn't really be...

No no no no. They would never become that kind of manga!! There was no wa--

"WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR PANTIES OFF?!"

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case #1 how to make a scene

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Apollo had numerous options before him, he could grade the papers of what his students turned in— lack there of or play around with Ganymede just like old times. But of the options sounded quite great to him and as much as he wanted to do one, he had to stay in the Teacher’s Lounge to try his best in efforts to meet with other Teachers. Not even sitting down like others, he continued to float in the air as he held a sheet of paper within his hands. It was nothing but a list of various things he would have to teach his classes later in the year. It wasn’t even tempting to try because if he gained any work like Pico’s again, he would have to regret and put down his job for another. Poetry was all he heard his entire time as gifts from the humans, and yet, what he was given by that young boy was.. not a gift.

Seeing a table nearby, the Sun God made his way over to take a seat right upon it. Using a chair would have been much better, but he only used it to prop his feet up without touching the ground. Flipping the page to get a beter understanding of what else was there to teach, he was startled by the abrupt yelling clouding through the halls. A few snickers made here and there and students passed by the Lounge’s door with laughter and stating that some boy was `doing too much`. Doing too much? Whatever could a human do.. so much of?

Some teachers ignored it and continued what they were doing but Apollo was curious and with that, the redhead slowly made his way out of the room wondering whatever could be causing such a scene. Sometimes, Apollo would like to make himself believe that humans could do better for themselves but how wrong he was.

The sound of embarrassment was coming from a young boy on the floor, a puddle of tears under him. Who could ever excess that amount if they weren’t Poseidon? Be it as it may, Apollo could only stare at the sight, was it dead, hopefully it was dead, but alas no, it was alive and still moving. The school couldn’t had done this to themselves and allow someone like this in. ❝Certainly you must have an excuse of why you’re causing such a panic? Oh yes, I’m speaking to you kid upon the floor as if bed of being tired. I know you can hear me.❞

Hovering himself down a bit so he could sit on the student, the God looked over to the male’s face before waving a hand. He wasn’t one of the beautiful set of people but.. You know, there wasn’t a but about this. ❝Dare I ask, what has possessed you?❞

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Sad as it was to admit, but Bossun had missed most of the pointing and jeering and teasing that the student body gathering around him were offering. Along that same vein, he didn't hear a teacher berating him until his poor, crying back was sat upon. But while even that couldn't stop his tears, it did lower it down from full on bawling to mild blubbering. Baby steps!!

"M... my friends are gone and... and I-I-I'm alllllll alone... My... dynamic tres is j-just a dynamic u-uno now!!" The club chief sniffed as much of his snot as he could so that it wouldn't run down his beautiful face. Take pity on him, Bossun was so distressed at the loss of his friends that he didn't even care that an adult was sitting on him. He couldn't even be bothered to try and tsukkomi it (how could he when his groups tsukkomi was no where to be found??!?). 

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case #1 how to make a scene

Alone. He was alone again. Despite being in the midst of the ongoing traffic of students hurrying on to their lunch spots, Bossun had never felt so alone. Without his otaku and yankee sidekicks by his side, the young leader had found himself at a crossroads between crying grossly and attempting to hold it in before crying grossly. He had to flatter himself for going with the second route. But of course, he had no other option except to take the second one. Bossun was a main character after all, he had a responsibility to be... cool... and... t..oug...h...

He had to...--

Bossun frantically shook his head, forcing his train of thought to come to a halt. The best thing to do in this situation was to clear his head and think of something new. At that moment, Bossun's inner mind theater opened up.

BOSSUN'S INNER MIND THEATER PRESENTS

Featuring: 

YUUSUKE "BOSSUN" FUJISAKI as HIMSELF YUUSUKE "BOSSUN" FUJISAKI as HIMSELF YUUSUKE "BOSSUN" FUJISAKI as HIMSELF YUUSUKE "BOSSUN" FUJISAKI as HIMSELF

Guest starring:

No one

Due to budget cuts, only the ending will be shown.

It only made him sadder. Bossun couldn't bear to go on, the looming threat of tears pooling at the edge of his eyes were winning over. This was it. He was done for. 

As all of this was going through his head, Bossun physically was at a stand still. Well. Not anymore. No, club chief took in a deep breath, deep enough that it puffed his chest out. He had to hold it in. He was a valiant and noble leader, he...

he took off, running through the halls like a mad man, with hot and mopey trails of tears streaming out of his eyes like a current. It was difficult to see where he was going through his crying, but Bossun persevered! 

"SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! HIMEKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

As Bossun dashed on along the halls, his voice--quite impressively--bounced off the walls and traveled throughout the building like the shrill shriek of a banshee. While it was pretty amazing that the teen had managed to keep this going for more than a minute, it was bound to come to an abrupt ending. And it did. In an effort to turn a corner, Bossun messed up his footing and tripped over himself. He stayed there on the ground and continued his sobbing, forming himself a little pool of tears. 

Ah, this was it. It was over for him. Sket Dance would be cancelled. Thank you, fans. Thank you, everyone, for your support...

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case #3 just do it

Bossun had to find a partner. One he could trust with his very life; Bossun may have been a token idiot, but only the foolhardy underestimated the true horrors of what could come from a single Gym class. Himeko would've been good for this. She was the athletic member of the Sket Dan while Bossun and Switch would just pose dramatically in the background, making cool sound effects. Though maybe someone who was willing to do awesome poses would be good, too.

Well, he wouldn't find anyone just sitting on his butt, not doing anything. The first part of convincing someone into a binding pact was to be as smooth and charismatic as possible. Or was that what Switch has said about his dating sims--

He took in a deep breath. Calm, cool, and collected, Bossun, you got this.

"ALRIGHT, WHO NEEDS A GYM PARTNER??!?"

Nailed it.

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case #2 how to make friends

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By the time her phone lit up again, Bianca had managed to pull herself out of bed and dressed for the day. A stretch and she yawned - rubbing an eye as she laid across the freshly made comforter, picking up the phone to scroll through the message. Brows arched and she found herself laughing again. He seemed so nervous! Even the email was oddly worded and contained a… healthy amount of ellipses. 

To: Bossun ([email protected]) From: Bianca ([email protected]) Re: Re: Re: Comrades Wanted 

Oh! Well, either way it was a good idea, I think! I mean, I don't see how anyone could say no to such an interesting picture! (≧∇≦)/

So, uhm - tell me about your club?

Or better yet, would you like to meet up? I have a free period this afternoon! That might be easier than typing everything out over an email. 

Which do you prefer? 

Aaaaaand send! 

Bianca closed the phone, satisfied. This Bossun would probably appreciate how she offered to meet up with him instead of sending emails back and forth!  

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Whoa, this girl really fit the ~*shoujo*~ feel of this school. If Switch were here, he'd probably make some witty comment about her moe factor. Once the email got to talking about the Sket Dan things felt a little more comfortable for Bossun, or maybe his embarrassment over that dumbbutt picture was finally edging away. At the very least, he could type without making a bigger fool of himself. 

To: Bianca ([email protected]) From: Bossun ([email protected]) Re: Re: Re: Re: Comrades Wanted 

Actually I've got a period off in the afternoon, too, so we could meet? somewhere? How about the garden? 

And sent. It was more like he had several free periods considering... he only signed up for seven classes and... his World History 2 class was on infinite hiatus and... he hadn't heard from most of his other classes...

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Re: COMRADES WANTED {closed; justgoggleit}

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Blinking at the question from the other side of the room, Dorian turns his chair a little to find his room mate, who had been relatively quiet (if not physically expressive) all morning, looking at him- over his shoulder, Dorian could see his screen and there was a familiar looking e-mail displayed on it.

“… Bossun?” Dorian ventured, tilting his head curiously at the other boy. Why, fancy that! An actual room mate!

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Even if the manga-ka tried to literally erase his head, Bossun was sure that the shock would still be there. Was this really happening? Since when did he step into a shoujo manga? Hell, it wouldn't have been a surprise if cherry blossoms came through their window and fluttered around the room!! 

Bossun scrambled to get out of his seat and extended a hand towards his roommate, scratching the back of his head with the other. "Yeah! Hey, it's, uh, nice to meet you! I didn't... actually get your name."

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  “Come on. There’s no point in denying it anymore, yep! Your creator was even an assistant to the gorilla author. Soon enough, you lot going to become the same as us, so why fight it? Hey, lemme see the room we’re going to be staying in and whilst you’re at it, make me some tea, uh huh. Chop chop. Don’t keep a woman waiting!!”

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"I'LL NEVER BECOME THE SAME AS YOU!

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!!"

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case #2 how to make friends

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Sunlight filtered in through the opened window next to Bianca’s bed coaxing the green eyes to open, arms raising to give a languid stretch. Beside her, an alarm began to chirp - alerting her to a new email. Scuffling around, hands pushed themselves beneath her pillow, lifting the cell phone to eye level and flipping it open. The address was unfamiliar and she blinked, head tilting. With a shrug, she pressed open and was taken aback at the glittery message. 

A want ad for friends…? How cute!

Rolling onto her stomach, Bianca opened up a new email and typed in the address that the previous message had pointed her to. 

To: Bossun ([email protected]) From: Bianca ([email protected]) Re: Comrades Wanted

Hi Bossun!

Are you really looking for new friends? Or was that message a joke? Either way, you have my attention! And I'm definitely interested. (⌒▽⌒)☆

- Bianca

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It... it was a girl replying this time. Why was this dumb blingee message getting responses? Because it had a lot of pizzazz??? Was that why? If he had Switch blingee up a campaign to get people to join the Sket Dan would that actually work? Why hadn't they done that earlier then???? The really odd part was that of the people responding to the message, none of them taunted him for it. The power of pizzazz was truly frightening... 

Oh, but he had to reply back, didn't he? Good thing this was over email; chances were if Bossun had to do this talk in person it'd be... well painfully embarrassing. 

To:  Bianca ([email protected])  From: Bossun ([email protected])  Re: Re: Comrades Wanted

SALUTATIONS BIANCA

Well, it's... you know... I am... tr...y..i...ng to make friends, but. It's like. the. poster you know w...a.s..n't... me... it was... another friend...

WAIT, NO-- the whole reason why email was better was because he didn't HAVE TO BE A BUMBLING MESS HOW DID THAT--

But it was too late and the message sent. 

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kagurap replied to your post: Heh. We meet again Bossun. How’s the poor man’s Gintama going anyway? Have no fear, I, the wonderful Kagura-chan, have joined your group to pick things up! You’ll get over 250 episodes with me, uh huh!

Oi, oi. Weren’t you taught any manners, huh? Here I am, trying to help you, and this is the thanks I get? You guys are trying to be odd jobbers just like us, so either deal with it, or I’m telling that you’re copying, uh huh!

"But we aren't copying!! It's not like we have aliens or samura-- wait, we do-- but it's not the same!! They're totally different! DIFFERENT!! You're just trying to join the Sket Dan so you can one day change it to KAGU DAN I JUST KNOW IT."

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Re: COMRADES WANTED {closed; justgoggleit}

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Even the name sounded cute, Dorian thinks, surprised that the sender replied so quickly. 

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Re: Re: COMRADES WANTED

I’m not sorry at all, it’s awfully cute.

Are you new here at Tanchou? That’s a pretty novel way of making friends.

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Well, now that was just strange. Moments before Bossun received a new email, he heard typing coming over from across the room. That... was just a coincidence, right? Really, what were the chances that the person to respond to his email was one of his dorm mates...?

Just to be sure, Bossun, looked over his shoulder to the other person in the room. "U...um, are you..?"

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‡ -- oo1. dazzle;

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Let’s just say, waking up to a person wearing a fake afro and a ‘stache to match is quite unexpected. But let’s also be thankful that this stranger wasn’t also blasting Afro Circus at a hundred damn decibels!!

One second, IV had snuck away to catch up on some rest, and the next thing he knew, there was someone nearby, with the silliest cover that he’d ever seen in his lifetime. And judging from V’s hair to III’s various teasets, there was a large pool for him to draw from.

“ Shit! “ 

He scooted as far away from the person as the bench would permit him to, keeping a wary eye on the disguised being, and leaning back on his hands, as he yelled at the other.

“ What the fuck do you think you’re doing? ”

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--!? He had been found out!!!!! In one fell swoop, Bossun ripped off his afro and mustache in as elegant a fashion as he could manage (which was really just tossing his wig to the ground and struggling to peel the 'stache off shh). Calm down, Bossun, you can still pull this off in a perfect leader style. Just. Act. Cool.

"What am I doing?" A suddenly serious look was good. This guy'll never figure out that Bossun royally screwed up just moments ago..!! "I'll tell you what I was doing!!"

"I, BOSSUN, LEADER OF THE SKET DAN, HAVE COME TO RECRUIT YOU, MYSTERIOUS SLEEPING FELLOW, TO COME JOIN ME. REJOICE AND FEEL HONORED."