content warning ♪ – age gaps, power imbalances, stepcest, fauxcest, not much smut, but all of these men are pervs, inappropriate relationships, manipulation, dub-con elements, light stalking...i think? dark stuff (parent death...yeah.), jerking off, breeding kink and much more but i forgot! (characters: jack abbot, andrew cody, charlie reid, brett richards, sammy bryant, terry mccandless, grant reilly, titus danforth)
della's note ♪ – here's some della shawn hatosy word vomit for you guys!! expect many grammar issues, misspelled words, and redundant words. enjoy! (i might make a part 2 for the more underrated dada's)
dads best friend ♪: jack abbot
i mean i don’t even i have to explain. he’s a widower, he’s got no kids, and he also has a canon best friend that everyone can make their dad yk?? i don’t think jack would actually fuck his best friends daughter but it’s so much fun to imagine. likeee you guys are super close and you literally call him uncle jack bc him and ur dad are so close. he doesn’t play about u at all and he’s so touchy bc that’s normal for u guys. forehead kisses, pet names, gifts. your dad says that he’s spoiling you but ofc he never stops. he texts u and checks up on u when he has seen u in a while and you have such a fat gross crush on him bc he’s the perfect man in ur eyes.
neighbors to lovers ♪: andrew cody
sooo in my mind i can see andy falls for some cute girl that’s completely different than he is and he’d accidentally stalk her. it’s genuinely a mistake. he’ll see you around and subconsciously note that you go to this grocery in the afternoon on tuesdays and he’ll be there too…ITS NOT ON PURPOSE. he watches you leave your house every morning and he wants to follow u to make sure ur safe but i really doesn’t want to make u uncomfortable. he really likes u. you end up giving him a little wave when you make eye contact with him and he waves back slowly…its kinda creepy. you just think he’s shy. he is. you start making convoss and keepin an eye for him bc he’s super hot and nice and he’s so so so obsessed and in love…he can’t even put it into words.
stepdad x stepdaughter ♪: charlie reid
you cannot tell me this evil ass nigga isn’t a toxic, gross, ass stepdad. he’s genuinely evil and he manipulates you so well. this is dark as hell but imagine your mom and him got married and after they’ve been together for a few years, you mom dies. and charlie’s there for you the wholeeeee time. he tells you that he’ll always be there for you and just bc your mom isn’t here anymore, he’ll still be your dad. this seems like a sweet sentiment, but it’s really not. he’s gonna use all of his support against you and tell you that there’s only one way he wants u to pay him back. and a less darker imagine but still fucked up, charlie and your mom have an okay relationship and whenever him and your mom get into a fight, he waits till she’s asleep, sneaking into your and lets off some steam.
power imbalance ♪: brett richards
there’s many shawn fuckables that can fit this trope but i decided to brett for this one bc i’ve have this scenario in my mind since i started watching his episodes of fire country. the fire station hates brett bc he wants to do stuff different and they’re bitter and blah blah blah. you’re the new girl. you got hired a little before the og chief passed so you’re not very used to anything. brett can tell how easier you’re able to persuade. so he starts planting little seeds to make you think ur best than all the other firefighters. he tells you that you’re a perfect example of the new way he wants the firefighters to work. he tells you that he wishes he’d have a whole bunch of you’s in the fire station. he tells you that ur smart and gorgeous and that he’d love to have you by his side. he starts calling you to his office bc he likes to have one on one time with you because you just get him so well. then there’s touching, pet names, and all of that jazz to make you melt like butter in his hands. you just needed some heat!
babysitter fic: ♪: sammy bryant
everyone saw this one coming donttt lie. sammy is just soooo stress from work and his crazy ass ex wife and you’re genuinely perfection manifested before his eyes. when he first met you, he was tongue-tied. you’re gorgeous, well-spoken, smart, good with kids, not fucking insane—PERFECT. his mind runs wild whenever he sees you with little nate. you handle him with such care and passion, he can’t help but hold up with admiration…and maybe think about getting you pregnant and making nate a big brother. he knows that you’d be such a good mommy, you’re already so good with nate. but he tries to be normal about it. you’re his employee technically. and you’re definitely not ready to have kids of your own just yet…right? you were straight of college and only doing this for some extra cash. the man could help but imagine how life would be to have you as his.
co-workers to...something toxic ♪: terry mccandless
terry is a fucked, freaked out mess! this man has a awful corruption kink, and when his eyes land you—the new, pretty sergeant who looks like a lost lamb with wide eyes that glimmer with innocence—he finds his new target. he pretends like he wants to show you the ropes, that he wants to make sure you’ve got a stable head on your shoulders as you navigate your new job. he actually doesn’t give a fuck, but this gives him the perfect opportunity to make an impression on you. he slowly teaches you his corrupt ways (the non-sexual one) and builds him self up as a figure to look up into in your mind. all of this works perfectly; you never question him, you don’t bat an eye when he touches you inappropriately, and you want to impress him. he starts taking you out places—never calling them dates—to get you more comfortable outside of the workplace. first, it’s the park, then the diner, then his bedroom where he’s slutting you out in ways you couldn’t imagine.
teacher x student ♪: grant reilly
grant cherishes you more than anything, besides cooking itself. you’re his protege, his apprentice, his student, the young women who he cares so so deeply about. you and grant have spent more time together than you recall. hours in the restaurant’s kitchen, his kitchen, your kitchen—any kitchen actually—cooking alongside each other. for a while, grant didnt let you cook. you were on watch duty. he said that was the best way to learn before you got your hands messy. you were a bit begrudged at first, but you like listening to grant. you valued every word from his lips. grant never looked at you in an inappropriate manner, but he wasn’t blind! he knew that you were a very pretty girl with pretty hands and pretty hair and a pretty face and smile and body…but you were his student. the fucker even said you were like a daughter to him. but goodness…sometimes it was all too much for him. the eagerness in your eyes to learn more would send chills down his spine. that’s when he’d cut the lesson short and send your pretty self home for the night. once you leave, he sighs like he’s been hold the breath in for hours. his head would fall in his hands as he curses to him. “what the fuck is wrong with you, man. what are you doing??” the self-shame would follow him all the way into his bedroom and he’d flop down on his bed. he jerks off to the thought of you like the dirty old man he is and acts like everything is completely normal the next time he sees you.
boss x employee ♪: titus danforth
yes yes yes i HAD two ideas for titus but literally everyone does arranged marriage so im gonna be creative (no i have not seen the movie yet but i’ve read enough fics to know what he’s like) you work for the danforths. the weird, rich family that’s definitely not into some evil ass shit. you don’t know much about him. you just work for him. 3 days a week you come into family estate to clean. there’s never anything to clean…weirdly. so you end up lounging around when nobody’s looking. you THINK nobody is looking, but titus is. he’s always lurking when you’re around. you NEVER notice it until he decided to make himself known. he tells you he needs to talk you about something important. this being your job because apparently you just slack all day long. you apologize profusely. this job always pays more than it should for the “work” you’re doing. you’d be stupid to fumble it. but titus isn’t completely evil, he tells you he’s got a way for you to make it up to him <33
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summary: you broke up with titus danforth this morning. by nightfall you’re running through his family’s forest with a seven-minute head start and one rule: if he catches you before sunrise, you marry him.
You never thought you’d live to see this day. But it’s here.
You’ve broken up with Titus.
“You know too much.”
“I won’t say anything.”
“You know too much.” he said again. “I can’t just… let you go. Rejoin the rest of the world, not while you know what you know. I know you see the dilemma.”
Fuck.
“Well, what’s my word gonna do against your family’s? Or the councils’?” You offer. It could lead to nothing, but it’s worth trying all the angles. “You could simply claim I’m not mentally well and have me sent to a psychiatric facility. I’m sure it’s been done before.”
“And how long until you sweettalk a guard long enough for him to listen and start a rumor?” He argues, shaking his head with a tut. “We can’t have that, you see?”
“I haven’t said a word all these years. What makes you think I'd start now, when I know my freedom—my life—would depend on me keeping my mouth shut?” You argue, trying, hoping mostly, to reach an agreement.
But Titus… he has his firm set of opinions.
“It can’t happen,” he shrugs, squaring his shoulders, clasping his hands in front of his body.
“Titus-“
“But see, I am not an unfair man, especially with you,” he starts, and just going by the look on his eye, you know this won’t be nice. “So, I propose a deal.”
“I-“
“We play a game,” he begins to explain. And holy shit, those are some dreadful words to hear from a council member, from a Danforth, especially if you know what his family does. What people like him are like. “It won’t be official, of course. But the rules will be basically the same. You run, hide, and if you make it till morning, I’ll let you go. If not…”
“You’ll kill me?” You question, slightly (very) terrified of the answer. You know he has the strength in him, the dexterity, the methods.
He scoffs. “No, of course not. What good would you do me dead? If I catch you… you’ll marry me.”
“What?”
“You heard me. If you win, you go. If I win, you’ll marry me,” he repeats, firmer this time. “We’ll have a small ceremony, move into the house I bought for us—before you decided to be an insolent little bitch and broke up with me—and live there as a couple, as we should. And we’ll have children, to inherit my name, my legacy.”
He’s insane. There is no way he means this, is there? You hesitate before saying anything, staring at him, trying to read his face. But all you see there is… that he means it. He’s set on this.
You’ll have to try to find your way out of this somehow.
“Well, that’s hardly fair, is it?” You question, crossing your arms over your chest, hiding the shaking of your hands. “You know the complex better than I do. How would I be able to hide?”
“I’m sure you’ll manage.”
“But what about the rules?”
“Anything goes. Except killing, of course.”
The more he talks, the more you realize there’s no way out of this. You will have to play.
And yet you hesitate. He’s made it clear he can’t let you go, so even if you win, what’s stopping him from keeping you anyway? What’s stopping the Council from having you quietly disposed of the moment you’re no longer under Titus’ control? In the official games, Le Bail’s rules are absolute. Unbreakable. People explode for breaking them. But this? This is unofficial. There’s no contract, no supernatural enforcement, no consequences for going back on his word.
All you have is his word.
You almost ask. You can feel the question sitting right there —his word, and what it’s actually worth—but you swallow it back down. What would be the point? If he says yes, you have no way of knowing if he means it. If he says no…
Well. You’d rather not find out what comes after no.
So instead you just look at him for a moment, and then nod.
“Fine,” you say. “I’ll play.”
He was gracious enough —if that word can even apply to him— to give you some kind of head start. He let you leave the mansion before he did, which is technically the bare minimum, but in these circumstances is practically generous.
Your headstart is seven minutes. Seven.
You force yourself to think fast, clear and precise, which actually takes a lot of effort when you know your crazy ex boyfriend is literally hunting you down.
The thing about his family’s complex—you think as your feet start moving— is that it’s huge. It has a casino resort, the golf course, stylish lobbies, the kitchen, the laundry room and a gazillion other rooms you’re probably unaware of. The downside? Titus is aware of all of them. And he has eyes and ears everywhere. You can’t assume he’ll play fairly, not when it comes to you and the risk of losing you. The property will be crawling with employees that could, and probably would, report back to him on sight.
So, you choose the most even terrain you could think of under duress.
The forest.
You run straight to it, trying not to be unsettled by how unfamiliar it feels.
Sure, in the two years you were with Titus, you’ve been in the forest a few times, but it was never alone, always with him. Once it was to get to know the terrain when you started dating, the second is when he taught you how to shoot; once he’d revealed enough about his family for you to understand that your life was always at risk simply by being with him. And oh, there was a third time too, but that one was to fuck.
You try not to think much about the latter, instead, you try to focus on the first visit, the tour, trying to recall whatever useful information he’d given about the forest that you can possibly remember right now.
And as it turns out, you can’t remember shit. Not under all this pressure, not when you know he’s following you.
So you run deep into the woods, with no sense of direction or idea about the depths of it, you just run and run, trying to find somewhere with enough coverage to stop and think of something. Of a strategy to win.
Coming up with a strategy is difficult though. You could always just hide, and stay alert for any noises or signs that he’s close by, but then what? You run and confirm that you’re there by making a whole lot of fucking noise in a forest that feels like it’s holding its breath on purpose? You’ve seen that man in action before, he’s strong and unnervingly fast. And you know he’s got stamina. So you stand no chance against him. Not to mention, you have no fucking clue what time it is, and he said you’d win at sunrise. Which is… a lot of time.
Fuck.
The forest swallows you whole.
You find a cluster of trees dense enough to crouch behind, pressing your back against the bark and forcing yourself to go still. To stop breathing so loud. Your heart is doing its best to get you caught, hammering so hard you’re half convinced he could hear it from across the property.
But there’s nothing. Just the wind moving through branches somewhere above you, and the sound of your own pulse.
A minute passes. Maybe two. You don’t know for sure, it’s impossible.
You start to think, stupidly, desperately, that maybe you’re better at this than you thought. Maybe he went to the casino first. Maybe he assumed you’d go somewhere familiar, somewhere with walls and doors, with many rooms and the illusion of safety. Maybe for once in your life, you’ve managed to surprise Titus Danforth.
You almost smile.
“You always did like your trees. Especially when I fucked you against them.”
His voice comes from directly behind you. Not approaching, but already there, already close enough that you could reach back and touch him, and your stomach fucking drops. It was like he’d been standing there the whole time, patient and unhurried, just waiting for you to finish thinking.
You scramble to your feet and spin around. He looks completely unbothered. No sweat, no urgency. He looks like a man who went for a leisurely evening walk and happened to find you along the way.
“How-” you start.
“I know you,” he says simply, like that explains everything.
And the worst part is… it does.
You run.
It’s stupid, you know it is. You just mentally calculated your chances and came out in red numbers, you are aware that this is senseless and just prolonging what has always been inevitable. And yet you still try.
You hear him scoff, it echoes with how quiet these woods are, and then his steps begin.
You’ve never felt like this in your life. You had no idea you could even run like this. It’s probably the adrenaline. Your body, ironically, can’t tell the difference between being chased by a wolf and being chased by Titus. Being chased to death or being chased to marriage. There’s probably not a big difference there, to be fair.
Your lungs start to burn before you expect them to.
You push through it. You push through the branches catching on your clothes and the uneven ground trying to twist your ankles and the darkness that’s settling between the trees faster than you’d like.
You can hear him. That’s the worst part. He’s not silent and he’s not trying to be. His footsteps are steady and unhurried, like a metronome, like someone on a morning jog.
Your legs are already protesting, paired with a sharp stitch blooming under your ribs. To be honest… you don’t work out, not really. The only cardio you’ve ever gotten, the only thing that’s ever left you this breathless and aching, is Titus. Nights spent riding him until your thighs shook, mornings bent over whatever surface he wanted, afternoons where he’d fuck you slow and deep just because he could. Your body knows exertion, sure, but it knows it in the shape of him, not this. Not sprinting blind through roots and dirt like prey.
You change direction sharply, cutting left between two trees. Maybe if you’re unpredictable enough, maybe if you zigzag, double back, make it complicated-
His footsteps don’t falter behind you, there is not even a moment of hesitation in his steps, you’re not even making him make an effort or work for it.
The thought makes something cold shoot down your spine. You run faster.
You break into a small clearing and for one stupid, desperate second you think —this is it, this is where you lose him, and then…
…Then your foot catches a fucking root and you stumble, catching yourself on your hands, scrambling back up before you’ve even fully registered falling. Your palms sting. You don’t stop.
Behind you, almost conversationally: “You’re going in circles.”
You don’t answer, because you don’t want to, but also because you don't have the breath for it right now. God, you hate him.
You hate that he’s right. You’ve completely lost all sense of direction out here, the trees all look the same no matter which way you turn, and the sky above has shifted from dark blue to almost black, swallowing any hope of figuring out where the hell you are. You can’t tell north from south anymore, everything blurring together in the growing dark.
You cut right this time, then right again, mind racing toward the perimeter. If you can just find the edge of the forest, hit the fence, spot anything that gives you a landmark, then maybe you’ll have something solid to go by. But he’s closer now, you can hear his breath, steady and way too near. You hadn’t even noticed him gaining ground, but somehow he’s right there behind you.
The impact comes from the left without warning.
He doesn’t just grab you, he takes you down in one clean, decisive motion, and you hit the forest floor hard with him over you. One of his hands braces so he doesn’t crush you completely, which somehow makes the whole thing worse, that little bit of consideration cutting sharper than if he’d just slammed you flat. The breath gets knocked right out of you, and for a second the world narrows to nothing but darkness, his solid weight pressing you into the dirt, and the smell of him, unfairly familiar, wrapping around you like it has every right to be there.
You recover fast though, twisting and fighting with everything you’ve got, managing to get one hand free so you can shove hard against his chest. Titus lets you push, just enough to give you that flicker of thinking you might actually be winning for once. Just enough.
Then he shifts his full weight and you go absolutely nowhere. He’s stronger and heavier than you, pinning you so completely against the forest floor that all your struggling turns useless. He’s looking down at you with that expression you’ve seen a hundred times before, patient, certain, almost warm. and his breathing stays completely even. Not even winded. It’s so fucking unfair. He’s older than you; how the hell is he in this much better shape?
“Get off me,” you manage to gasp out.
He doesn’t. Instead he tilts his head slightly, like he’s actually considering it as a real option before dismissing the idea entirely.
“You did well,” he says instead, voice quiet. “Longer than I expected.”
“Don’t.” You twist again, uselessly, but his hand catches your wrist and pins it gently but completely beside your head. “Don’t patronize me.”
“I’m not.” And the infuriating part is he sounds like he genuinely means it. “I’m actually impressed, baby.”
You go dead still. Not because you’ve given up—you’ve got way too much goddamn pride for that—but because your brain is spinning, scrambling to find the one mistake he’s bound to make eventually. He’s already onto you though. His eyes track every little twitch of your pupils, reading you with that same effortless, irritating fluency he’s always had.
The clearing around you has gone completely silent except for the ragged sound of your own lungs working overtime.
He’s crowding you now, his weight a heavy, solid heat that presses you deeper into the dirt and leaves. You can feel the direct pressure of his fingers locked around your wrist and the way he’s staring at you like you’re the only thing in this godforsaken woods worth paying attention to.
You need to say something sharp. You had a line ready, something bitchy and mean that would actually sting, but the thought gets swallowed whole the second he moves.
He doesn’t hesitate. He just takes what he wants.
His mouth slams into yours with slow, heavy hunger, lips forcing yours apart and eclaiming something that’s always belonged to him. When his tongue slides in it’s a deep, wet drag that sends a hot liquid weight straight down to your crotch. You let out a noise you immediately want to choke back, it’s half moan, half pathetic whimper, as he tilts his head for a better angle, sucking on your tongue before slicking back into your mouth in a way that’s just fucking filthy.
Your free hand scrambles for his jacket, knuckles turning white as you bunch the fabric tight. You can’t even tell if you’re trying to shove him off or drag him closer anymore, but your body isn’t listening to your brain. It arches up into him anyway, chasing the heat of his chest and the rough scrape of his stubble against your chin. When your teeth accidentally snag his bottom lip he lets out this low, vibrating groan that you feel rumble all the way through your own chest.
He pulls back just a fraction, lips wet and swollen, hot breath mingling with yours. His thumb strokes slow over the inside of your wrist, right where your pulse is hammering out the truth he already knows.
“Still want to run?” he asks.
The bastard is smiling. Not pissed, not even serious, he’s having the time of his life. You should’ve known he’d get off on the chase like this.
“Yes,” you snap.
And you mean it. Mostly.
Then you reach up, fist your hand in his hair, and haul him back down.
He goes willingly, of course he does, the man is horny by nature. This time the kiss sinks slower, deeper into the spit and heat. You slide your hands up his chest, fingers hooking into his collar as you feel him shift, settling his weight more comfortably between your legs. He’s getting distracted, his iron grip on your wrist loosens, just a tiny bit.
There it is.
You let your hand drift lower, low enough to make his breathing hitch against your mouth. He makes this thick, needy sound in the back of his throat that tells you his focus is exactly where you want it now. You shift your leg in a slow, deliberate tilt of your hip that looks like you’re just trying to get his cock flush against you.
He falls for it.
Your palm slides over his stomach and presses hard against the thick, rigid line of his cock straining through his pants. He’s already fucking wrecked for you, throbbing and hot under your hand. You rub him slow, giving him a squeeze that makes his hips jerk forward into your touch. The groan he lets out is raw and guttural, vibrating straight into your mouth as he loses himself in the kiss, his tongue licking deep and messy against yours, teeth catching your lip in a sharp tug. You can feel him pulsing against your palm, thickening even more as you stroke him through the cloth like you’re finally giving him the reward he thinks he earned for catching you. His breath stutters against your lips, his tongue moving in ways that are pure filth.
He thinks he’s finally broken you.
That’s when you plant your foot flat against his hip and shove with everything you’ve got.
It’s not a clean move by any means—it’s pure desperate leverage—but it’s enough to break his hold and create one beautiful, stumbling second of space. You’re on your feet before he can even blink, already bolting back into the treeline.
Behind you, you hear him grunt as he hits the dirt.
And then you hear him laugh. A private, delighted sound, like you’ve just done something genuinely charming instead of kicking him while he was down.
You run harder, but you’re still breathless, mind distracted by how fucking good he kisses and the way he groaned and how quick he’d gotten so hard for you. Turns out your little strategy to distract him had backfired and distracted you instead.
You make it maybe forty feet. And that’s being generous, giving yourself way too much credit.
The arm that wraps around you comes from nowhere, thick and absolutely immovable, and suddenly your feet aren’t touching the ground anymore. He hoists you up like you weigh nothing, pulling your back tight against his chest while your legs kick uselessly at open air. He doesn’t squeeze, and he’s careful not to hurt you. He just holds you there, completely secure, one arm locked around your middle as you writhe and swear and accomplish absolutely fucking nothing.
He’s breathing harder now. Finally. But it sounds less like exertion and more like pure satisfaction, like relief.
“There,” he says close to your ear, almost fond. “All done. I won.”
After that ordeal, Titus brought you back to the mansion. Once there, he personally escorted you to your shared room, as if you didn’t know the way already. Though you can’t blame him for keeping you close, not after what happened today.
You shower. The water comes out murky with dirt at first, so you wash your hair and your body as many times as it’s necessary until it’s all clear, until you cease to perceive the scent of dirt and sweat and his cologne all over you.
By the time you exit the shower, the sun has fully gone down, and you find a white gown delicately hung by the door. It’s so beautiful. And it’s a shame; because it truly is. It’s exactly your taste, in a style you adore, a fabric you seek often in formal dresses. It's perfect for you.
He’d gone to those lengths, of having a dress made specifically for you. But then again, he’s known for going to lengths.
You do your hair the way you always do, it’s all muscle memory by now, all with such ease that it requires no effort for you to look good.
Then you slip the gown on. And it’s… bittersweet. In the two years you were with Titus (or have been, are you back together? Who the fuck knows), the thought of marriage did cross your mind. You won’t sit here and pretend to be an innocent bystander. You know what he’s like. You know the things people like him do—and let’s not even go that far— the shit he has done. You know he has many irredeemable qualities. So you won’t sit here and pretend to be a victim. You stayed, longer than you should’ve, sure, but you had stayed.
Marriage had come to mind before, but you’d never allowed yourself to think too much about it. You were scared, still are, about what it would mean to marry into his family, his world. Starting with the fucking initiation. All it takes is pulling the wrong card before everyone is on a game to hunt you to death.
You shiver.
So seeing yourself in this dress is… bittersweet. You had, at some point in time, longed to marry him, even with all his issues and his bullshit. But you knew, deep down, that it’s also something you should fear. Something no one should want.
And yet, here you are.
A knock on the door makes you jump slightly in your place. You take a breath to steady yourself before doing anything.
“Yes?”
“Are you ready?”
“Almost.”
Well, you might as well have said ‘yes’, because he unlatched the door as if you’d said it.
The moment his eyes land on you, he stills completely. His gaze moves over you slowly, unhurried, like he has all the time in the world, though tonight he does; he won. It drags from the hem of the dress upward, taking its sweet time, and when those eyes finally meet yours there’s something in them that makes your stomach do a slow, unwelcome flip you’d really rather it didn’t.
You’ve seen Titus Danforth unmoved by things that would fuck other men up completely. You’ve watched him stay unbothered in rooms full of people trying to intimidate him, composed in situations that had no right to feel calm. And yet here he is, standing in the doorway of your bathroom, looking at you like you’ve just undone something deep inside him that he didn’t expect to feel tonight.
He clears his throat. Looks away for exactly one second, then his eyes are back on you, heavier than before.
“You look beautiful.”
And the worst part is that he means it. You can tell there’s no sick angle, no calculated game in the words. Just Titus being completely sincere, genuinely undone by a dress he picked out himself. It’s exasperating how real he can be sometimes, how he can drop the armor and just say shit like that without any ulterior motive.
“Thank you,” you say, and you mean it too, because what else is there left to say at this point?
There’s a brief stretch of silence where it’s obvious both of you want to say something more but neither of you does. This whole situation is so fucking complicated. You broke up with him this morning, and now here you are, gowned up, about to marry him. Not without a fight, but still. It makes you wonder if you ever had any real backbone at all. If you even wanted to break up with him in the first place, or if some part of you had been waiting for him to refuse to let go.
“This isn’t how I imagined it,” you finally manage to say, the words coming out quieter than you expected. “I imagined something huge, something that would probably annoy me because you know absolutely everyone that matters and I don’t, and you’d keep getting pulled aside for all those meaningful conversations. Then I’d get mad and you’d call me immature because we were already married and you’d never go anywhere without me. I imagined music, pretty scenery, flowers everywhere…the whole thing.”
He looks down at his shoes for a second. It’s brief, very brief, but you catch it. Then he adjusts his cuffs, because yes, he’s all suited up and unfairly handsome, much to your dismay.
“It’s not what I imagined either,” he agrees gruffly. “This isn’t how I had planned things to go.”
You can already feel the ‘but’ coming.
“But you left me no choice.”
Of that, you’re painfully aware. You probably threw a massive wrench into all his carefully laid plans. The breakup had been such a sudden decision, dropped right in the middle of one of the good periods between you two. You really had been in a solid place before you sprang it on him. If anything, you’re still surprised by how calmly he took it. You’d been terrified for those few seconds before the words left your mouth, half expecting him to snap, but he hadn’t. Nothing thrown at the walls, no cruel words thrown back, besides the ones you’d already said to start the conversation, anyway.
But now you understand why he stayed so calm. He wasn’t going to lose you, no matter what you said. He’d already bought the house. He’d had the dress tailored and made perfectly for you. He’d turned the whole thing into a game he knew he could win. He knew you weren’t actually going anywhere.
The attempt at breaking up had really disrupted his plans, though.
“It’s time,” he says, and extends his hand to you.
You look at it for a second. Open and waiting, like this is the most natural thing in the world, like you’re just heading out to some nice dinner instead of signing your life over. You take it anyway.
His fingers close around yours immediately, warm and sure, and he leads you out of the room without another word. The mansion is unnervingly quiet around you. Your heels click against the floor, and you focus on that sound, nothing else. Just that steady rhythm instead of letting your mind spiral about where you’re going and what happens when you get there.
The room he brings you to is small. Candlelit. There’s a man already waiting: the lawyer, or someone who passes for one in this world, standing with papers and a pen, his expression suggesting he’s done far stranger things than this. Titus is probably paying him a fortune for the discretion.
It’s just the three of you. No music. No flowers. The complete opposite of everything you’d imagined.
Titus positions himself in front of you and turns to face you fully. For a moment you just look at each other, the air thick between you.
The lawyer clears his throat and begins.
“Do you,” he says, looking at Titus, “take her to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?”
“I do,” Titus says. No hesitation. Not even a fraction of one.
Then the lawyer turns to you.
“And do you take him to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?”
And there it is.
You think about this morning, standing in front of him with your heart in your throat, saying the words that were supposed to end everything. You think about the forest, those seven minutes, the way he found you like he’d never even needed to look. You think about the dress hanging by the door—perfectly your taste, perfectly your size—bought long before you ever said a word about leaving. You think about the fact that even now, standing here, some traitorous part of you doesn’t entirely feel like a victim.
The lawyer waits. Titus waits. His eyes stay locked on yours, steady and certain, because he already knows what you’ll say. He knows you.
You take a breath.
“I do.”
Your voice comes out steadier than you feel, which surprises you considering your heart feels like it’s trying to leap straight out of your chest.
“The rings,” the lawyer says.
And of course there are rings, because this is Titus and he’s thought of everything, has been thinking of everything for god knows how long. His ring slides onto your finger with an ease that feels almost rehearsed. You slide his onto his finger, your hands only shaking a little.
“The license,” the lawyer says next, producing the papers and setting them on the small table beside him with a pen.
You sign your name. You watch the ink dry for exactly one second. There’s something about seeing it there, your name, your handwriting, now permanent, that makes the whole thing feel more real than anything else tonight. More real than the dress, more real than the vows. This is the part that can’t be undone.
Titus signs beneath you, quick and certain, then straightens up.
“I now pronounce you husband and wife.” The lawyer says it like a closing argument, the matter finalized, binding. “You may kiss the bride.”
Titus closes the gap between you, and suddenly the air in the room feels way too thin. He reaches up, his thumb dragging slow and heavy across your cheekbone, like he’s giving you every second to realize exactly what he’s about to do. His eyes drop to your lips for a quick flicker before locking back onto yours.
Then he’s on you.
It’s nothing like that panicked, adrenaline-soaked mess in the forest. This is different, slower, more deliberate. He’s taking his time, his mouth moving against yours with a focused hunger that makes your knees go embarrassingly weak right there in the candlelit room. His hand cups your jaw, holding you steady like you’re something he actually wants to keep intact, while his other arm hooks around your waist and hauls you that last inch forward until there’s no space left between you.
The kiss doesn’t just happen, it grinds and lingers, thick and heavy, delicious in a way that has absolutely nothing to do with the lawyer still standing three feet away. This is just Titus finally getting his hands on something he’s wanted for a long goddamn time, and he’s not rushing any second of it. You hear him catch a sharp, ragged breath through his nose, the sound barely held together as he deepens the kiss, tongue sliding slow and sure against yours.
When he eventually pulls away, his eyes are blown out and dark, heavy with everything he’s not saying. His thumb is still tracing slow patterns across your skin, and he’s staring at you like you’re completely his now.
Which, technically, you are. Legally and irrevocably.
“Hello, Mrs. Danforth,” he says, his voice a low vibration meant only for you, the words sinking straight under your skin.
And despite the total shitshow your life has become, despite how much you should hate him for all of this, something in your chest does something it really, really shouldn’t. It fucking flutters.
The lawyer gathers his papers with quiet efficiency, offers a curt nod that feels more like a final seal on a contract than any kind of congratulations, and slips out of the candlelit room without another word, leaving the two of you alone in the heavy silence.
Titus doesn’t move away. His hand stays cradling your jaw, thumb stroking slow, lazy circles against your flushed cheek as he looks down at you with those dark, unreadable eyes. The title he just gave you—Mrs. Danforth—still hangs in the air between you, heavy and permanent.
“You’re shaking,” he observes quietly, voice low and rough around the edges.
“I’m not,” you lie, even as your fingers twitch where they rest against his chest, betraying you completely.
A small, knowing smile curves his lips. He leans in closer, brushing his mouth against the shell of your ear, breath warm as he murmurs, “Liar.”
Before you can even get a retort out he’s scooping you up again, effortless, carrying you down the quiet hallway toward the master suite. Your heels are dangling stupid off your toes, one slips free and you don’t even care where it lands. The white gown pools and tangles around you, heavy silk whispering against your skin. You don’t fight. There’s no point anymore. The game’s over, you lost bad, and some treacherous, stupid part of you is already humming low and hot with what’s coming next, buzzing under your skin like electricity you can’t shut off.
He kicks the bedroom door shut behind him with his foot, the bang echoing a little, and sets you down on the edge of that massive bed. The room’s dim, just one lamp throwing soft light and moonlight sneaking through the heavy curtains, making everything feel hushed and secret. Titus stands over you, shrugging out of his jacket and tossing it aside without looking. His fingers work the cuffs of his shirt open real slow, deliberate, eyes never leaving yours. That stare pins you.
“Take the dress off. Slowly.”
It’s not a request, it’s an order.
You hesitate, just long enough that he notices, the corner of his mouth twitching, and reach behind you for the zipper. The sound of it sliding down feels obscenely loud in the quiet, like it’s giving everything away. The fabric slips from your shoulders and pools at your waist, leaving you in nothing but that delicate white lace lingerie they gave you for tonight. His gaze drags over you shameless, slow, possessive, hungry, lingering on the way your nipples pebble tight against the thin lace, the dip of your waist, the curve of your hips.
“Beautiful,” he murmurs, the word rough, scraped raw with want. He steps closer, cups your face in both hands and tilts your head up. “My wife. Finally.”
That word shoots through you, part fear, part something way more dangerous that makes your stomach flip and your thighs press together without thinking. You open your mouth to say something—probably stupid, something to grab back even a sliver of control—but he kisses you before you can. This kiss is different, deeper, slower, filthier than the one in the ceremony room. More like the forest one but hungrier. His tongue slides against yours with lazy confidence, tasting, claiming, sucking on your tongue like he’s trying to devour every last protest, every doubt, every bit of resistance you’ve got left.
He pushes you back onto the bed until you’re lying beneath him, the gown still tangled around your hips like it doesn’t want to let go. His body covers yours, solid, warm, overwhelming in the best worst way. One of his knees nudges your thighs apart as he settles between them, grinding the thick heavy line of his cock against your clothed core with these deliberate rolling presses that make your breath hitch. You gasp into his mouth, hips twitching up involuntarily as heat floods between your legs, fast and embarrassing.
“Already so wet for me,” he teases against your lips, voice dark with amusement. “Even after trying to run from me all night. Your cunt knows who it belongs to, doesn’t it?”
“Fuck you,” you breathe, but there’s no real heat in it anymore. Not really. Your body’s already betraying you completely, aching for more of that friction, that pressure.
He chuckles, low and filthy right by your ear. “That’s the plan, baby. Until you can’t remember why you ever thought you could leave.”
His mouth trails down your neck, sucking and biting just hard enough to leave faint marks that’ll bloom tomorrow like proof. He peels the rest of the dress off you with practiced hands, tossing it aside like it’s nothing more than wrapping paper on a gift he’s been dying to unwrap for years. The lingerie follows; bra unhooked and discarded, lace panties dragged down your legs slowly. You catch the way his pupils blow wide when he notices how the crotch of your panties is stuck to your pussy, soaked through because of how wet you already are.
When you’re completely bare beneath him he sits back on his heels for a second and just looks, drinking in every inch like he can’t get enough. His hands follow, palming your breasts roughly, thumbs circling and pinching your nipples until they tighten into aching sensitive peaks. He leans down and takes one into his mouth, tongue swirling hot and wet, teeth grazing and tugging while his fingers pinch and roll the other. You arch off the bed with a broken moan, fingers threading through his silver curls and pulling hard, harder than you mean to.
“Titus, fuck—”
“Shh.” He releases your nipple with a wet pop and kisses his way down your stomach, spreading your thighs wider with his broad shoulders. “I’ve waited long enough for this, lemme taste you.”
He doesn’t tease for long. His mouth is on you in the next breath, hot and relentless. His tongue drags through your slick folds with one slow savoring lick from entrance to clit, then circles the swollen bud with firm knowing pressure. You cry out, hips jerking against his face, but his strong hands pin you down, broad shoulders holding your thighs open, keeping you exactly where he wants. He eats you as hungrily as he did the very first time, that never changes. Messy, greedy, groaning against your cunt like your taste is the only thing that’s ever satisfied him. Two thick fingers push inside you without warning, curling hard against that spongy spot that makes stars burst behind your eyes while his tongue flicks and sucks your clit with those obscene slick sounds.
You come hard and fast, thighs trembling around him, a sharp broken cry tearing from your throat as pleasure crashes through you in relentless waves. He doesn’t stop to give you some reprieve, of course he doesn’t. Keeps licking and sucking through the aftershocks, fingers pumping steadily, drawing it out until you’re whimpering, oversensitive, pushing weakly at his head.
“Too much-ah, Titus—”
He pulls back just enough to look up at you, lips and chin shiny with your arousal, eyes dark and satisfied. “Not nearly enough.” He crawls back up your body, shedding the rest of his clothes as he goes. His cock springs free finally, heavy, thick, flushed dark and already leaking precum at the tip, as it rests hot and heavy against your thigh.
“Look at me.”
You do. His eyes lock onto yours as he lines himself up and pushes in, he always loved eye contact while he slides in, and fuck, it is pretty hot. The stretch burns in the best way, filling you completely until he bottoms out, balls-deep inside your clenching heat. You both groan, the sound raw and filthy. For a moment he just stays there, forehead pressed to yours, breathing hard, letting you feel every throbbing inch of him. You’re thankful for the pause—you always needed some time adjusting to his cock. It’s huge. That, and because you’re still incredibly sensitive after the previous orgasm.
“Fuck… so tight. You feel like you were made for my cock,” he rasps, and it’s such a delicious tone you have to hold back from clenching around him right then. “My wife’s greedy tight cunt sucking me in like it missed me.”
Then he starts to move.
It’s not gentle. Which is also a contradiction to how you imagined your wedding night with him as his wife, but you’re not complaining, how could you? His hips snap forward in deep punishing strokes that rock the expensive bed beneath you, the wet slap of skin on skin filling the room along with your ragged moans and whimpers, mixed with his groans. Each thrust drags against every sensitive nerve inside you, the thick vein on the underside of his cock feels so good dragging along your walls, the head kissing your cervix with every brutal plunge. He fucks you like he’s trying to fuck the memory of your breakup right out of your body.
It’s working. God, it’s working too well.
His left hand grips your hip hard enough to bruise, the golden ring on his finger digging into your plush skin, a blunt reminder that he’s not your boyfriend anymore—he’s your husband now. He pulls your hips up so he can go even deeper while his other hand braces beside your head, driving into you harder, faster, angling those strong hips to hit that spot that makes you see white. You wrap your legs around his waist, nails digging into his back and shoulders, urging him deeper even as you gasp his name like it’s both a curse and a prayer.
“Say it,” he demands, voice rough against your ear, hips never slowing. “Say you’re my wife. Say you’ll always be mine.”
You shake your head, stubborn even now, biting your lip to hold back the words. But he angles just right and slams in harder, grinding against your clit with every thrust, making your back arch off the bed with a keening whine.
“Say it,” he repeats, punctuating each word with a brutal wet thrust. “Tell me who you belong to, Mrs. Danforth.”
“I’m-fuck- I’m your wife,” you finally choke out, the words breaking on a moan as another orgasm builds fast and vicious under his relentless pace. “I’m yours- oh god—”
“Good girl.” He reaches between you to rub tight rough circles over your swollen ultra-sensitive clit, pushing you over the edge again. You come with a sob, clenching around his thick cock so hard it drags a guttural groan from his throat, your walls fluttering and milking him as the waves rip through you.
He doesn’t slow down. Fucks you through it, hips stuttering only when his own orgasm starts to hit. With a low broken sound—a whimper, for your ears only—he buries himself as deep as he can and comes hard, pulsing inside you, filling you with hot thick spurts of cum that make your toes curl and your mind go blissfully blank. You feel every twitch, every rope as he empties himself, marking you from the inside.
For a long moment the only sound is your shared ragged breathing. Titus collapses half on top of you but careful not to crush you completely, his face buried in the crook of your neck. His lips brush your pulse point in something almost tender while his cock twitches inside you, still half-hard, like he’s not quite done claiming you yet.
But he’s far from finished.
After a few minutes he lifts his head, eyes heavy-lidded and dark with lingering lust. He brushes a strand of sweaty hair from your forehead, then pulls out slowly. A thick trail of his cum leaks from your swollen pussy right away. The sight seems to please him immensely.
“Round two,” he murmurs, voice husky. “On your hands and knees. I want to watch my cum drip out of you while I fuck it back in.”
He flips you over with ease, pulling your hips up so your ass is raised high, chest and face pressed to the sheets. His hands spread your cheeks and he groans at the messy sight of his release coating your folds. Without warning he pushes two fingers inside you, scooping up his cum and pushing it deeper, making you whimper at the overstimulation.
“Look at this sloppy cunt,” he says, voice thick with filthy appreciation. “Already full of me and still greedy for more?”
He replaces his fingers with his cock in one smooth thrust, burying himself to the hilt again. This time he fucks you harder, one hand fisted in your hair to arch your back, the other slapping your ass with sharp stinging smacks that make you clench around him. The angle is deeper, more punishing, his balls slapping wetly against your clit with every snap of his hips.
You come again, screaming into the sheets, and he follows soon after, flooding you with another load until it’s leaking down your thighs.
He doesn’t let you rest for long.
By the time the sky begins to lighten outside the windows, you’re a trembling, cum-soaked mess, your limbs weak, voice hoarse from moaning, every inch of you marked and claimed. Titus pulls you into his arms one last time, spooning behind you with his cock still nestled inside you, softening but refusing to leave your heat.
“Sleep, Mrs. Danforth,” he murmurs against your neck, pressing a surprisingly soft kiss there. “You’re mine now. And I’m nowhere near done with you. We’re going to see our new house later today.”
You should hate the way that promise makes fresh heat coil low in your belly, but you don’t hate it. And yeah, you feel stupid, like you’re betraying the version of you that was set on breaking up with him yesterday, but you can’t hate this. Hate him. The break up had never been out of lack of love, if anything it had been the opposite what drove you away, it had been knowing the lengths he’s willing to go to for you and being afraid of the responsibility of having his heart in your hand.
With a sigh, you press back against him, letting exhaustion and that dangerous, ruined satisfaction pull you under.
jack abbot sandwiching you between him and the bed. lips smushed into your jaw while he groans and clutches you. cock is stuffed nicely inside you, he’s all leaky and veins pulsing against your walls, blowing a rough breath out of his nose at the messy you’ve creamed out around him.
he just. he can’t think.
not with you under him and baran at his backside, her lube-soaked strap-on stretching his hole with loud squelches. easing between where you’re reaching to spread his cheeks apart.
“agh, fffuck,” jack chokes. baran smiles a little to herself because you were one-hundred percent right. abbot sounds like a whole different person if he’s got someone deep enough in his ass. his voice goes and small and breathless and broken, the man unsure if he wants to tense or melt as he takes it. “i-iii’m close. close. you’re t-to fucking warm ‘n wet—fucking christ. and you, can feel you in my fuckin’ guts...”
baran hums, squaring her hips to thrust herself a little deeper. her measured stare drips across you and jack as she observes the build of his back. your chin settles just above his shoulder, your mouth parting to gasp when baran pushes forward again, causing the three of you to jolt together.
“thought you’d last a little longer than this. i’m just getting started.”
baran’s pairs her words with blanketing herself on top of jack, mushing her tits against his bare skin. the move finally pushes her all the way inside him, and a loud groan rips from his chest. baran’s hand squeezes jack's shoulder before slipping her palm to your face, holding it against your cheek just as she starts a soft, skin-smacking pound.
a wink from her has your lips curling with a drunken smile. "c-can feel when you find his spot... he, like–shit. his cock just kinda jumps inside me."
baran lets out her own little huff at your slurred words. the second dildo of her strap-on isn't as girthy as what's packed inside jack at the moment, but it's still big enough to snatch some of the air from her lungs.
the stars in her eyes while you gaze back at her isn't helping much. nor do the cries spill out of jack, noises that grow louder and louder as his neck beads with a salty sweat.
by the time he reaches his peak, jack can't talk. he just trembles and sobs your and baran's name into your skin. his hand reaching back to feel whatever part of baran he can find in this whirl of pumping his balls empty inside you.
baran keeps rolling her hips with a purposeful grind, sliding her thumb inside your mouth for you to moan around while jack's tip kisses impossibly deep inside you.
"has he got you nice and full yet, sweetheart?"
all you can do is bob your head at baran's panting question. jack is no better, clenching around the fake cock in his ass with deep whines. completely lost and drooling against your skin.
"guess you should return the favor, hm?"
she doesn't wait for you to respond. just uses jack, helping fuck his still-hard cock inside you until you shudder and splash with a couple of tiny squirts.
"there ya go." those are the first words out of jack, and still, they sound like a mess of nothing. he doesn't even know who he's talking to. all he can be certain of is that your gush was enough to soak his sack, and that his entire body is swimming in bliss. "y'keep goin', and i'm might blow again, b."
covered in a light sheen of sweat, baran humps herself into the feeling of the silicone inside her, crashing herself into jack who's got a hand squeezing at your chest.
baran's orgasm switches her thrusts from pointed to sloppy, her pussy pulsing with hot thrums as she buries her face. kneading her entire self to smush against you and jack in order to keep chasing the high. jack fucks himself back and forth with what little power he has left, milking himself by way of your strong clench around him.
slowly, the movements come to a stop. with breaths long lost and bodies drenched in sweat, you're halfway to sleep by the time baran slides out of jack to roll onto her side and next to you, unlatching the strap to throw it. jack has to pull out even slower, humming sleepily at the large dollops of cum that seep from your hole.
jack can just barely wiggle to the opposite side of you, watching with hooded eyes when baran tucks herself against you. it takes the man a few slooow blinks to catch up, pressing a messy kiss into both your mouths just in time for a final collapse.
you breathe out. “shower?”
jack’s already close to snoring. baran mumbles for him.
Robbishimi/Barobby/Robaran (we really need to decide on a name guys) HEADCANONS
or predictions, if you will.
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• He gets back from his sabbatical and Baran pretends nothing ever happened, she treats him cordially, coldly, professional. It drives him nuts.
• He eventually apologizes for how he behaved on the 4th. She accepts it but she doesn’t exactly forgives him, not at first.
• Things take a turn when they handle some chaotic case together, they save someone’s life but only because they worked together.
• Robby tells her about Adamson and his mom. Unpromptedly.
• She finds out he never called administration.
• He has a panic attack. She calms him down.
• She has a literal war flashback, he helps to bring her back.
• The residents and med students pick up on their banter and on their chemistry. Santos immediately starts a betting pool about their will they/won’t they situation. It gets around. Half of the hospital has a bet placed on them.
• Whitaker refuses to engage with this at first then he accidentally walks in on them almost kissing. He places the highest bet. He wins.
• Javadi secretly writes fanfiction about Robby and Al-Hashimi, Joy beta reads them.
• Mckay calls them “Dr. Mommy” and “Dr. Daddy”
• The first time he tries to ask her out on a date is so awkward she ends up basically asking herself out (“Are you trying to ask me out, dr. Robinavitch?”)
• They bond over their shared taste for music (divorced dad rock)
• She only calls him Michael when she’s mad.
• He only ever calls her Baran outside the PTMC.
• She loves riding his motorcycle with him (she’s the only other person besides Duke allowed to touch that thing)
• He always hands the helmet to her first.
• He helps her son with his homework almost every night (he’s freakishly good at 3rd grade math)
• He says I love you first.
• She has a picture of him and her son as her home screen.
• They have a really awkward meeting with Gloria about dating in the workplace. They burst out laughing the second she’s out the door.
• They arrive separately to the ER/ED every morning, even though there’s no point in doing this, everyone knows they’re together.
She gets it!!!! This all comes through so precisely and perfectly in their scenes together. (From "Sepideh Moafi Knew Her Pitt Character Would Be Misunderstood," Vulture.)
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
Or realize that if they're not writing a character in a way you like... even threatening to take 5 years off their life in I hope jest... is weird and aggressive.
DEVASTATING to watch MainstreamTV TM and see the most PERFECT toxic yuri circumstances, but also know the writers do not have the balls--nay! the TITS--to even TRY realizing the toxic tension between these two women.
One of them is a VILLAIN and she is the hot antagonist who likes to play mind games
And the other is a GOOD GUY TM and she is the principled and controlled hbic who *realllyyyy* needs a middle-aged Mistakes Era
And this would be such a cool little storybeat if it happened and it never will because it would be too gay and too toxic and too hot and too good