I Am The Messenger @justinethemiscreant - Tumblr Blog

explodingdog

Just what I have been waiting for.

I miss coffee.

Robot and Dog

theAwkwardYeti.com

I maked these.

oshawottprincess-deactivated201

trentacool-deactivated20141231

what did this bird do

grandtheftputo

I wish i had context on this

nevynerviine-deactivated2015041

here u go

rorytelling

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

depressionlemon-deactivated2016

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

justnexttotheblues

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

justinethemiscreant

These need to be with me everywhere I go.

purelypixar

justinethemiscreant

Me.

shortvideosandstuff

ghibli-collector

Halloween costume contest at a cat cafe in Tokyo

justinethemiscreant

Excuse me, I need to be there right away.

tastefullyoffensive

(via DaliKwesha)

bublog

justinethemiscreant

Bub is the best.

historical-nonfiction

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.

Mark Twain (via historical-nonfiction)

warandpeas

Burn

humansofnewyork

“I dropped out of college when I was nineteen, and now I’m going back at the age of thirty. I didn’t think I needed a degree for the longest time. I travelled a lot, and I’ve always been employed. But it’s just gotten too embarrassing to keep explaining why I don’t have a degree. It’s a deal breaker with most women at this age. They might spend the night with me, but they won’t call me in the morning. So I’m going back. But I’m much more focused now. I’m impatient. I’m the oldest one in my class, so I don’t even want to socialize. I have no interest in getting a beer with you after class. Unless you’re good at trigonometry.”