hieee

robert, toronto

[jo-3y]

Opening the oven to check on the pizza like

[unnyhunny]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[mojokittykittysrevenge]

[schittscreekoutofcontext]

[gahdamnpunk]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

[shwagerr]

[stoicdaydreamer]

This vine has always found a way to resurface precisely when it’s the beginning of summer to reassure you bout to get into some fun foolery

[twitterlols]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[stardustparker]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[d1rtypaws]

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

[la-laborista-republiko]

[jackisreallycool]

Xhdjdkdkdodoror

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[rosecrystal]

when margaret atwood said “the desire to be loved is the last illusion. give it up and you will be free”

[too-salty]

[dire-dire]