I'm Not Weird, I'm an Innovator

I'm Jesse and I laugh way too much, but it's worth it! I will always love, laugh and live too hard but that's what makes life interesting

[video-hall-of-fame]

omg

[tomhordy]

me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie

[justjess122]

working in the drive-thru

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh... it's for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[joshanddrake]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

So my younger sister started sex ed today

[squarestrawberries-deactivated2]

bless u. also, updates?

[kiface]

i need to know how fast the teachers head exploded! i need it in my life..

[quartetcontent]

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

[nialltalic-blog]

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

[draconisblog-deactivated2014052]

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

[that-australian-guy]

person annoying you? refill their bladder

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[thursday]

[dadded]

[spanielradcliffe]

I would watch the SHIT out of this.

[simplyerrca-deactivated20160107]

STOP

[whenwilligetmyrights]

[justjess122]

upyourcactus:

whenwilligetmyrights:

“Every time someone says we don’t need feminism anymore, things like this come to mind. Due to insufficient dowry this young girl’s husband lacerated her face with a razor blade.” (Gwalior - India) - ph. Adrian Fisk

if you say you don’t need feminism, you are selfish. selfish that you have not stop to think about the millions of girls and women and trans women who are either getting killed, mutilated, raped, or sold into sex slavery and child marriages. for fucks sake, the women’s right to vote in the US isn’t even a hundred years old yet. women in the work force is still recent. the first american women to go into  space was in 1983. the first women to be credited for a marvel movie just happened. like firsts are still happening. and women are still getting murdered for being women. WE NEED FEMINISM. 

this is so important

[theserbianprince-deactivated202]

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.

(via daniellerose-)

[carmellapoole-deactivated201904]

At times it feels like this is true

[justjess122]

This is true all of the time 

[infiniteselfdestruction]

You’re way to good for me

[obeanah]

[hurricane--blog]

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

[katt-wade]

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

[catleecious]

[vvhatserface]

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[vvhatserface]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[wish-forinfinity]