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Im Tim, Pretty much blog about anything i find cool :) Feel free to ask me anything! Instagram and Snapchat = Timmithman

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[that-australian-guy]

Bitches

[unicornbrie]

“I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udûn! Go back to the Shadow!”

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[junglejim4322]

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[missingno7007]

Dei hire

[that-australian-guy]

Cool supernatural posts in 2013

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[that-australian-guy]

Does anyone still remember me from like 10 years ago? any of my old friends still on here?

oh man life is different now

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[sandmandaddy69]

[qualitysigns]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[that-australian-guy]

what is this strange place?!?

[that-australian-guy]

hello

[that-australian-guy]

oh hi tim, welcome back. nice beard

thank you, the beard still lives!

[that-australian-guy]

Hello Tumblr I am still alive

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[izzetheking]

What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits

[ichigotchipng]