"So guys," Julia said as she waved her waffle maker in the air.
"Any of you like waffles?"
*cue raunchy waffle sex*
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"So guys," Julia said as she waved her waffle maker in the air.
"Any of you like waffles?"
*cue raunchy waffle sex*
Quinn just threw up in her car seat so that’s how my day is going.
Sounds lovely. You must be having so much fun.
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Julia: ...hey guys
Joey: Hey Jules
Julia: It's been a while, huh? How have you been lately?
That Time Julia Almost Got Mugged At A Prison and Now SHe's Gotta Go Into Hiding Oh Also An Almost Car Crash|| lols jk ignore this it's shit
julia walked over to her car and she hopped in that mofo. why, you ask? to go visit inmates in prison of course! after all, that's where all the best drug dealers always are duhhhhh. lolz jk starkids don't do no drugs obvs. so anyway, she was driving and texting or whatever iduno man that shit's illegal but i bet it was jaime or someone like that because wow bad driver amirite?yeahhhh so she was texting and all like "man, i dont even know i just don't talk to ppl anymore wow wut why am i talking to you antisocial k bye" and she looked up, and was all like, woah man headlights oh wait hedlites woahhhhhh and swerved and totally like avoided a crash man idunno it was intense. but anyway she drives like a bunch and oh look they've arrived at the jail yay cheerin up inmates and shit.
so juls walks into jail and she's like "yo inmates whaddupwhaddup mah homies" and they're like wow ew who are you go away. and julz is like "wut no" and she sprinkles them with inspiring dust or some shit and they're like "WOAHHHHH MAN THIS IS WHAT INSPIRATION FEELS LIKE" 'cept for this one badass mofo who's like "AWWW HELL NAH" and he walks over and is like all up in her face. and that shithead is all like "GIRL I WILL CUT YOU. YOU GAT THAT? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL CUUUT YOU." so she's all freaked and shit by this uninspired, uncultured shit and she leaves and now she's in hiding and oh also she had a month to live but not really lolz kk bye
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Julia: ...hey guys
Ali: hey julia :)
Julia: WAZUPWAZUPPP
Julia: okay that was weird don't let me say that again
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Julia: ...hey guys
The starkids think they have superpowers, but they’re actually all just incredibly high and Julia and AJ are the only ones not on LSD.
Ummm..super powers?
If it makes you feel any better, a day ago, I was just as lost as you.
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Elona: Hey
Julia:Hey! What's up?
Elona: Not much! Just relaxing, you?
Julia: Unpacking. I'm back in Chicago
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Elona: Hey
Julia:Hey! What's up?
//so guys, which starkids were in chicago the entire time, and which are just as lost as juls is
//AJ is just as lost as she is…but I don’t know where he was…
//idunno the general excuse is either family or problems in chitown they wanted to leave behind
//so guys, which starkids were in chicago the entire time, and which are just as lost as juls is
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Brian: ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME SUPERNATURAL WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Julia: idiot.
Brian: Dude, I am scared shitless right now.
Julia: And so it begins. The slow descent into insanity.
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Brian: ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME SUPERNATURAL WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Julia: idiot.
Homeward Wandering || Julia and Denise
Julia stared out the window and laughed lightheartedly. “Ya know, we’re like three towns over now." They weren’t anywhere near the harbor now. “Well, Chicago’s back that way," Julia said as she motioned behind her. “Wanna go back? Or, we could always keep driving," she suggested with a smile. She’d never really gone this way before, and she’d found that driving always helped clear her mind. That was one of the few downsides of New York.
"Whatever’s fine with you!" Denise said driving along. Driving wasn’t her favorite thing to do, but she did enjoy this little road trip. She loved talking to Julia about the superpowers.
"It's actually really pretty here. With the trees and houses and flowers and all. Wanna just drive?" Julia asked. "then again, it could be misconstrued as creepy. Just two people driving circles around suburbia in a little car." She looked out at their surroundings. The street wasn't even a main road. "Maybe we should just go back before we get lost," Julia said.
Homeward Wandering || Julia and Denise
"That’s kind of weird. And a lot to take in. I mean, and I’m not even the one with the powers." Julia stopped. “How did all of you find out, anyway? And about Peanut, too."
"I found out about Peanut first." Denise explained. “I can’t remember how actually, but I did find out first. And when we woke up after one night at the camp out, we just woke up with faint super powers. But probably by now we have all the powers we’re gonna have." Denise drove along. “Wait, where the fuck are we even going?" She laughed, trying to look around for any signs of where they were.
Julia stared out the window and laughed lightheartedly. "Ya know, we're like three towns over now." They weren't anywhere near the harbor now. "Well, Chicago's back that way," Julia said as she motioned behind her. "Wanna go back? Or, we could always keep driving," she suggested with a smile. She'd never really gone this way before, and she'd found that driving always helped clear her mind. That was one of the few downsides of New York.
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Seriously don’t ask what fascinates me so much about unplanned pregnancies I don’t get it.
//you should hope that it’s not an omen to your future
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//OMG MAL PLEASE KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE I DID NOT WISH TO OFFEND I LOVE YOU SORRY
Homeward Wandering || Julia and Denise
Julia was caught off guard by this statement. A look of disbelief was painted across her face. “So, you mean to tell me that Peanut knew you were all going to turn into superheroes and became a hamster to follow us?" Her eyes widened. “Or did this meteor incident affect all of Chicago?"
Denise raised an eyebrow. Maybe Peanut did know that they were gonna have superpowers? “No," Denise stated. “Peanut didn’t have a clue. He’s just an animagus? I really don’t know how to explain this." She laughed it off. “It just affected the people at the camp out. Which was just a few of the StarKids." Denise explained, smiling.
"That's kind of weird. And a lot to take in. I mean, and I'm not even the one with the powers." Julia stopped. "How did all of you find out, anyway? And about Peanut, too."