my patience belongs to the sands of time

I am the Third Kazekage. (Alt blogs: justmizukageproblems, deisplosion) (serious and nonserious roleplay blog)

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REMEMBER TO NOT PAY YOUR TAXES

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MY APOLOGIES FOR THE HAITUS ITS JUST NOBODY TALKS...UWAHHH

- carol

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it’s one of those weeks. where you’re cold despite not being physical.

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Why do you hours pens, sir?

Metal. I just.... really like metal. A lot.

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What is the weirdest thing Sasori did with puppet -you?

...Probably the caressing. There was a lot of caressing. 

Lots of caressing and “you’re my masterpiece” without consent, not that I could speak for most of my initial incarnation of puppet-hood, mind you. Sasori would spend a lot of time stroking my face, chest and.. pretty much anywhere one would touch when in a relationship, disregarding parts I wouldn’t have.

It was.. all quite weird.

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Was it even worth getting my computer back if all I get is silence

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the third mizukage can choke on his stupid swords

he stole my computer

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i have become the trash panda I always knew i would be.

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Another peek at this pretty girl, who we now know is an echeveria lilacina!

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What do you think would have happened if Snake-Bastard Jr. revived you during the 4th shinobi war?

Well, a fuckton of things. For one, I’d probably be able to kick Madara’s ass or so I think, and I’d have interacted with the people and other kages a bit more? Maybe? Not too sure about that. 

(for the record I was reincarnated by the sage at the end of the kaguya sealing thing and that’s how i know most of this. )

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Someone talk to me, I have no other means of entertainment

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sand is still the best thing. thanks.

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Uuuh so I went into my into my office only to find out there’s no pens?? 🤔

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MY PENS NOW.

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Yeah you can keep them! Those pens you stole don’t work anymore anyway!

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*hissing* my sparkly.

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Uuuh so I went into my into my office only to find out there’s no pens?? 🤔

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MY PENS NOW.

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Infiltrating the Hokage office for vengeance (and small metal items), stay tuned for more.

Update: I have stolen all of the pens.

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Infiltrating the Hokage office for vengeance (and small metal items), stay tuned for more.

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Are people afraid of me? Is that why I’m stuck here???