Lark

Carbuncle better be grateful that they didn't add basketball to the competition during his event because a majority of the WRs belong in the NBA.

kairunatic

Lmao what are you Talking about Lark they did have a basketball competition on the event XD

No one was able to play Cause Loki use Trauma dumping to sike all the players into missing their shots lmao

I have dementia.

#reblog

You should be worried about what THEY are going to do to YOU, manwhore. Be grateful you don't have a cloaca because they would be up in there like they were trying to get the last bit of pudding out of a pudding cup.

Fake American. A true patriot would never question such a spectacular take down. I'm throwing rocks at this dumb idiot.

SHUT UP, AKASHI! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY, PASS THE BALL! Ryekie's ass didn't even hesitate. He heard "kissing" and his ears perked up.

To my Non-Americans, what they said was all true, we just love hugging and kissing people so much. We think about doing it to everyone we see passing by on the street. The next time y'all see an American, you should greet them with an open mouth kiss and an assgrab. They will like it. Trust me. I am trustworthy.

And to my Americans who want to disagree and lie, go see how mych dirt you can fit in your mouths and shut up!!!!

Carbuncle better be grateful that they didn't add basketball to the competition during his event because a majority of the WRs belong in the NBA.

#ask #they kept yoritomo average since he's the average height for Japanese men

So Yoritomo and Yoshitune are manlets?

By comparison, I will indeed call Yoritomo a manlet and Yoshitsune is just one by default.

LWs decided to be generous to Yoritomo though since the average height for men from that time period was like 5'1"-5'3", so they're both thought to be around that height. But there were also unverified claims that Yoshitsune was noticeably short compared to the average man, so dude could've been 4'9"-4'11". They're both certified manlets.

I thought Shisa was the tallest until someone told me about Yig. I had to look him up and he's 30feet tall. Can you imagine in him in MC's small ass room. Toji and MC scolding him for breaking while trying not to trip over his is long ass body.

He's that long so that all of his children can hold onto him like those walking ropes they used on kids whenever they had to leave the classroom/location.

I'm surprised Toji's ass can even get in the room with him in there. Dude would've been trying to bust open the door only to find this big bastard blocking it even when he's on the other side of the room and awkwardly trying to squeeze himself in and step over him.

If I was Yig and some teenagers tried scolding me while my bodymass was taking up half the room, I would simply flail my body a little and destroy all their shit.

The clarification that Yoritomo is only 5'8" WITH the shoes on is so real. Sometimes they give in-universe responses for these like Gabriel refusing to give out her weight, so you know Yoritomo's ass was refusing to take off his shoes because he didn't want people to know that he's more like 5'7" and whoever was taking the measurements felt some type of way about it.

These height and weight reveals are always the most devastating and gratifying experience. What do you mean Horus is like 5'5"? He can't be that short. What about my size kink? There is no size kink if there’s no size difference between them my catboy child. They didn't consider my size kink. Don't they know everything is about my wants? They need to fix this. I'm going to cry and throw up.

Fuxi is 6'4" and that's why he's the goat. I still don't want to fuck you though, big brother 🫶 I'm sorry.

Onyankopon being 6'4" and Hephaestus being 6'5" and these big ass grown men still want to be treated like babies. Pulling up to the restaurant and asking to seated for 1 adult and 3 kids with these big fucks standing behind you. Grown ass men calling you "Momma" and "Daddy" when they look like they bench press you. Exquisite.

rambling about things i've seen against my will, iykyk

I'm very glad that LWs playerbase is relatively sane compared to other gacha communities and that LWs actually tends to stand on business with their decisions.

Could you imagine how annoying it would be if LWs listened to all of the chuds on twt who complain about the fems and enbies being in the game and actually removed them? I don't even think they should listen to me when I complain about getting cockblasted by kids either since it's mostly ignorable and I control the buttons I press.

Having to remove a character and completely derailing the schedule and story because very important plot points were tied to said character all because people just didn't like them sounds like hell to go through. If someone tried to do the same here over such a non-issue I would much rather LWs tell people to die on main frfr.

red-steampunk

I can understand the reason for the young characters and even then it's mostly their attire that's the problem. But are there actual people who want the female characters gone? Housamo has the best female cast I've ever seen, and none of them look like generic gacha anime girls.

#reblog #im specifying cis bc these are the same dudes who start whining about mental illness when a nonbinary or trans character is involved

Yea, there's actually people out there who want them gone. You usually won't find them on tumblr since people on here are normal about that, though I have had at least two randomers show up bitching about "females ruining the game" after someone reblogged something with a girlie in it.

They're usually on Twitter and they'll complain everytime a new female character gets released or when a post showing appreciation for the female characters blows up. They think that housamo and lah should only be for cis gay males even though LWs has always advertised those games to be for everyone and they already have a game (fkare) that caters specifically to gay males. Which is of course insane because like ya said, housamo really does have the best female cast, both in design in writing, I've seen in gacha.

rambling about things i've seen against my will, iykyk

I'm very glad that LWs playerbase is relatively sane compared to other gacha communities and that LWs actually tends to stand on business with their decisions.

Could you imagine how annoying it would be if LWs listened to all of the chuds on twt who complain about the fems and enbies being in the game and actually removed them? I don't even think they should listen to me when I complain about getting cockblasted by kids either since it's mostly ignorable and I control the buttons I press.

Having to remove a character and completely derailing the schedule and story because very important plot points were tied to said character all because people just didn't like them sounds like hell to go through. If someone tried to do the same here over such a non-issue I would much rather LWs tell people to die on main frfr.

#lah spoilers #shut up lark

THEY TOOK BRANCH AWAY WTF. AS SOON AS THEY DEFEATED VERGALD HE DISAPPEARED WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOOD BYE. THIS IS BULLSHIT. LWS, I'M PUTTING BEES IN YOUR AIRVENT.

Akashi can actually be very emotionally mature, but the second it comes to MC flirting or someone trying to get close to them, his brain is fried and he becomes a stuttering jealous idiot.

I think I forgot to mention it before, but there was a part where they're walking through some rubble or something and Norbrand offers MC his hand, so they won't fall. And Akashi ofc starts tweaking and telling that old man to step off and he'll handle it, which makes Xeno Akashi insult him for being lame.

Even though Xeno Akashi can be considered academically smarter, Akashi still beats him on an emotional level since he was able to handle the MC Changing dilemma and he still tries to reach out and help Xeno Akashi with what he's going through. Though to be fair, Xeno Akashi probably has mild brain damage because he forces his body to blackout from lack of sleep.

It would be very difficult for Xeno Akashi to return home after he finds his friend [insert that Does He Know? meme right here], so Akashi suggests that he just settle down here with the Parallel Flight crew instead. That way his friend will have somewhere to return to.

Akashi starts nagging that dumbass for not taking care of himself, like MC did earlier, even though his friend totally wouldn't be happy with him doing that to himself. Also that he shouldn't give up on his dreams and that the two of them can get him back into baseball and they could play catch together.

I think it's funny that he tries to act standoffish and like a lowkey hater toward them, but he's actually envious over the fact that Akashi and MC share the same braincell and they're very carefree and happy together

Also, they use MC's sprite for Xeno Akashi's flashback to him and his friend?? I'm not sure if that means that they technically do share the same base, but there's something different about them or if it's just easier to use their sprite.

Going to be very funny if the final part comes out and they just never address the friend-shaped object in MC's mouth. Like, you can tell that Xeno Akashi has an idea about what happened, but he never admits it and Akashi clearly doesn't know either because he's still talking about Xeno finding them.

#shut up lark #lah spoilers

(newest lah story) mc looking at giant original hero like woaw... micro/macro real?

He should be grateful that a real freak wasn't there because they would've Ant Man/Thanos'ed him on the spot.

Does this mean Akashi is actually very intelligent but is too much of a himbo that he keeps forgetting his homework and lacks the determination because MC is still around?

When Akashi discovered that MC lost their memory, he donated some of his braincells to them, so now he's stupid 💔💔💔

Akashi excels at whatever he puts 100% into for the sake of his goal. That unfortunately doesn't involve reading a book because he only needs to play with balls.

The worst part about Elder Sal is that he'll probably never show up in an event which means no chance for him to be in a maid outfit smh.

At least we can still get the trio of Jinn, Triton, and Mononobe in maid outfits though.

Please, Elder Sal 🙏 Put on the maid outfit for the Val SQ and my life is yours!!!

REAL!! Forget the trope where students run a maid café to fundraise or whatever it is they do!! Make the teachers do it! I want an Ojisan Maid Café immediately!!!