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It's hard to do things with some of the fo3 companions because we know such little about them. All we know about Charon is that he was brainwashed into thinking a piece of paper was a contract, and that Ahzrukhal had it before the Lone Wanderer and Ahzrukhal treated him horrible, which is why Charon immediately kills him.
A romance happening during the events of Fallout 3? No. I think it is strange to have a romance between the two of them that soon, especially if the LW is still in possession of his ACTIVE contract. The power dynamic makes it feel gross, and consent would be such a hard thing to determine with him. He will do ANYTHING the LW wants him to, how is that a healthy romantic relationship? He can't say no to anything. He is still brainwashed. It's an abuse of power over someone who CAN'T say otherwise.
I think in order to make it work, it will take TIME. He needs to unlearn everything he was brainwashed to believe, and then and ONLY then can something maybe develop. It will take years, but I'm hoping you guys can make your LW patient enough and not try to pursue him when he is not in the right mental place for it. He needs to be taught independence and freedom, he needs to become his own man. Anything less of that is a no no to me.
Now when it comes to age, that's also a hard thing to talk about with him. We all know the LW is 19 during the events of Fallout 3, but who knows how old Charon is. Was he around the same age when he turned? Was he much older? We simply do not know. Both seem possible, but I think it's safe for someone to headcanon him to be around the LWs age when he turned into a ghoul. Not only that, but I'd just make his story/character so much more sad imo. A young man who was brainwashed at a young age, never got to be his own person. But maybe the LW, being forced to mature at such a young age too, is able to learn these things together, once the LW is able to get rid of the contract for good.
I personally don't ship my LW with Charon, but these are some thoughts I've had about Lone Waderer x Charon for a good while actually.
Hi!! Would you be willing to write some cute headcanons for what it would be like to date the hobbits? The main four (Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry) and also Bilbo if you’d like! Preferably a fellow hobbit reader, I wanna live in the Shire so bad haha. Can’t wait to see what you come up with! 😊💛
Hello! Thank you so much for your request, you're a sweetheart 💕I relate SO much to your wanting to live in the Shire, I feel like that could solve 99% of my problems. How lucky that we're getting that Tales of the Shire game in July of this year, eh? Anyways, I hope you enjoy, but keep in mind that this is my first time writing anything for LoTR so I apologize if it's not good.✨
Dating the hobbits (x Fem!Hobbit!Reader)
✦ Frodo
Book dates! He is a certified bookworm and would love to either read to you or do some parallel play where both of you are reading different things in the same room, and there aren't even words exchanged except maybe he is lying on your lap or viceversa, and it's super cozy. If you're not much of a reader but show enough interest, he would still try to recommend you something he thinks you'd like.
Following this line of thought, I believe he can read you so well! He is very perceptive of your moods, and is always two steps forward. However, he won't say anything, and just hand you the thing you need and just smile sweetly as you stand there like "...how" Those blue eyes can bore into your soul.
Can I also say tea parties? I feel like he would love tea (what happens when you have Bilbo as an uncle), and every time he knows you're coming over, he will literally plead for Bilbo to let him use his best tea set, and who is Bilbo to be in the way of young love?
He would also invite you every time he goes to the Green Dragon, and is delighted that you get along with Sam, Merry, and Pippin so well. Frodo just loves the people he considers his family and his heart has space for one more.
✦ Sam
Yeah, this hobbit cannot believe how lucky he is when he asked you out and you immediately said yes. He still cannot believe it as the years pass. It's a feeling he thinks will never go away, which is a good thing because it makes your relationship something that will never lose its shine.
Honestly, I didn't see him as a poet guy, but I'm warming myself to that idea. However, I feel like he wouldn't be writing long sonnets about your beauty, but instead little poems of a few verses, comparing you with a flower of your garden. You can tell when he's writing one of these because he will blush red like a tomato, but you've decided not to tell him for his poor heart's sake. Besides, you love his face when he sees you reading and reacting to one of his poems!
His go-to gift in anniversaries or special days, or sometimes when he feels like it, is bouquets of flowers he picks from his garden. Merry and Pippin tease him for being so down bad for you that he's willing to do that (honestly, you're the only person, not even Mister Frodo gets the privilege), but he chooses to ignore them. He also loves to cook for you on these days and loves to see your face as you try his food.
His family is constantly asking him to bring you over and his poor nerves can only handle so many questions about you two, but he is secretly glad they love you almost as much as he does.
✦ Merry
Certified little shit #1 whom I love very much.
He knows he's pretty and he's not humble at all (secondary effect of rich kid syndrome) but when he started dating you, he was like "wait, I think I actually want to be better for them."
Dates would either consist of full on philosophical conversations fueled by so much pipeweed that would give the two of you the biggest munchies known to man hobbit, or drinking contests in the Green Dragon topped by dancing on top of a table in true hobbit fashion.
Now, on a more serious note, he is SO good at remembering every single little detail about you. You are pretty sure he has a little notebook where he keeps everything you tell him, but alas you haven't seen it, and his lips are sealed. He also keeps strict schedules for dates on more important days, and gets a bit nervous when something happens outside of what he's planned for, but a kiss will surely steer him back on track sooner than you can say 'shire'.
Adores how well Pippin took to you (see what I did there lmao) and is happy to see you both get along even if it sometimes comes back to bite him in the ass when you two team up to either tease or prank him.
✦ Pippin
Certified little shit #2 whom I love very much.
Once again, he knows he's cute and yet he, like Sam, still can't believe you choose to stay with him, but Yavanna forbid if he won't make use of this opportunity he has been given.
He makes so much effort in the relationship. He has to be the best boyfriend ever, and will break his back to make sure you're happy. This would lead to a conversation about your expectations in the relationship and how Pippin does not have to prove his worth constantly. You are not going to get mad at him if he makes a mistake, and he appreciates that.
Sweetheart that loves to talk about you to whoever is present and willing to listen. Frodo, Merry, and Sam still try to listen to him, but if Pippin is drinking, he will just go on and on, and they will probably just tune him out after a bit.
He asks Merry for advice when planning dates for you, and Merry is more than glad to exercise his role of older cousin. The success of said plans between these two is better left to your imagination.
Bonus: Bilbo
He is an indoors hobbit so dates are mainly spent in Bag End with you reading and him writing (parallel play well done is so relaxing and I will die on this hill), or both of you drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace as he tells you some stories from his little adventure to the other side of the world.
Dating him would be so entertaining in the sense that you'll always receive visits from so many different relatives. The first time, Bilbo was very apologetic but after seeing you dispatch Lobelia swiftly and politely, he found his heart beating very fast and knows you don't need his protection as much as he wants to keep you safe.
For me, no one died in the Battle of Five Armies, so he would invite you to his yearly trips to Erebor. The dwarves do come by Bag End every once in a while, but he likes to go to the Mountain to see Thorin and Fíli, who can't really go anywhere because of their duties as King and Prince Under the Mountain.
When Frodo's parents die, Bilbo is conflicted between adopting him or not. He doesn't want to impose a whole ass child on you so he sits you down and hears what you have to say about this entire thing. Feels very relieved when you tell him you see no problem in adopting the little hobbit.
Very happy with his family, both hobbits and dwarves.
My first request done! I have no idea why it took so long, I had so much fun writing for this, even though I know these are very general daring headcanons, but you can only get better by writing. Anyways, I hope you like it, and that I did them justice!
I am soo happy to have found someone who’s still writting for The Hobbit/LOTR!
Would you be willing to write a bilbo x fem human reader imagine? Where Bilbo is trying to court her and eventually wants to kiss her but- you know- height differences lol!
Thank you:))
Thank you for this ask!!! I hope you like this!! First time writing for him so lmk what you think!
•before he officially starts courting you, whenever he’s around you he tries to play it cool by having a chill exterior but he has the biggest crush on you and is awful at hiding it
•would NEVER admit it- but the height difference intimidated him at first
•”you um, you look quite nice today. Not that you don’t everyday but um you uh- have you done something with your hair?”
•^rambles a lot
•after he gets over the initial nervousness, he’s quite the charmer
•makes cheeky comments 24/7 but never oversteps
•likes to hold your hand, despite it being a bit hard lol
•^when he can’t do that tho, he’ll grab ahold of your waist, either by just resting a hand on it or putting his arm around it
•very stubborn about the height difference
•if you ask him if he’d like you to lean down he’ll cross his arms and go “no, actually I don’t. My neck bends just fine dear”
•^eventually gets over this
•very traditional courting, I’d imagine hobbit and human courting rituals are similar but nonetheless he tries to do research on how your culture practices courting
•^cooks for you
•^gives you a fresh bouquet every week
•such a gentleman, so much so that when you’ve been courting for a few months and he wants to kiss you, he doesn’t know how to bring it up
•^doesn’t want to come off rude or brash
•asks you how you’d feel about it
•^”darling? I have a question..”
•you discuss it and the two of you decide that whenever it happens, it happens
•eventually that moment comes, Bilbo invites you over for dinner
•^this wasn’t unusual for you two, he loved cooking, and he loved you. More so tho, he loved cooking for you
•after you both eat and stuff he takes the plates and other dishes to the kitchen and tells you to wait
•You smile and shake your head, of course not listening to him you go to the kitchen
•”my dear I promise I won’t take long. This is a vintage east farthing plate, I don’t want it to stain”
•instead of going back you smile, and go over to him. You stand next to him and grin down at him.
•”Bilbo?” “Yes dear?” He’d respond, not quite paying attention. You’d smile and get on your knees. This made you eye level with him.
•^hed quirk a brow at this but continue to wash the dishes. He’d smiled and look over to you, “what’re you doing?”. “Kiss me”
•he’d laugh a bit and lean in, you’d kiss and he’d pull away and tell you how much he loves you
Author's Note: Hi all! It's been a while and I really wanted to get back in the swing of writing n' whatnot, so here is my humble offering lol 🖤 I still haven't been able to get these two off my mind and I wanted to take a stab at a structured headcanon post! I hope you enjoy 😎
I ain't gonna lie, this is just me talking about dick 😅👀🍆💯🔥
Warnings: NSFW and 18+, y'all know the drill by now
Content Warning: VERY specific gendered descriptions of anatomy and bodies
Chilchuck:
It’s easy to want to start with the ‘cut vs. uncut’ part of the Greater Dick Discussion but I feel like for half-foots it’s kind of a toss up and really depends on upbringing or personal preference. Making it race-based is kinda iffy for me, but it’s so easy to come up with a dichotomy for certain ones (dwarves being primarily uncut and the tallmen being cut). I imagine Chilchuck being cut for the convenience factor since that’s what I have the most experience with.
Chilchuck’s build is very lanky for his kind. It’s mentioned in canon that he’s one of the taller half-foots, so I like to imagine he is SLINGING…although he’s much more a “grower” than a “shower.”
When flaccid, it doesn’t get in the way or cause much distraction, but when he’s hard, he cannot hide it whatsoever.
Lengthwise, he’d be sitting at a solid 5 inches.
The tip of his cock is a bit more pointed and slender going down, while being relatively average at the base. He’s got a prominent curve to it as well.
I REALLY like (aka I’m obsessed with) Chilchuck pairings that have distinct size differences, so that size for him would be pleasurable no matter who he’s paired with, without it being seen as too awkward or unrealistic
He’s a big fan of rough blowjobs and face-fucking. He’s itching to get to that precipice as quickly as possible.
His fingers would expertly wind their way through your hair as he took hold of your head to thrust into. Although you wouldn’t choke him down, he’d still find ways to make you sputter and gag around his cock as he drives his way in and out of your throat.
In regards to grooming, Chilchuck is no animal, but he’s definitely a “what you see, is what you get” kind of guy. Whether he’s unkempt ultimately depends on whether he has a steady partner. (And YOU KNOW he’s got the salt and pepper look going down there too).
Laios:
Laios is cut and has a pretty pink round tip. His length shows regardless of whether he’s turned on or not. He’s big enough to have to adjust himself frequently throughout the day.
When hard, Laios is about 7.5 inches and is on the thicker side.
He’s slightly curved and has some prominent veins down his shaft.
His dick is very reactive during sex. It’s leaking, twitching, and making itself known pretty quickly. (It’s very easy to get an actual, LITERAL rise out of Laios.)
(Horrible headcanon, I know) But everyone in the Touden party has probably seen Laios erect at some point because he gets very excited at inopportune times and pops boners. Obviously, he’s not going to expose himself to just anyone, but it’s best not to draw attention to it when it does happen.
His favorite kind of attention to get is soft and slow, but he’s either quick to release or desperate to get your hands and body elsewhere before it’s all over too soon.
His sensitivities will cause him to cuss and ramble under his breath, but praise you all along the way.
Laios loves to melt underneath your touch and craves body worship. His favorite is having your mouth kissing his cuts and scars and your hand slick with spit against his cock.
He drools during sex as well, totally lost in the feeling to notice it trickle out and onto you.
Because he shaves his face regularly in canon, I also see Laios taking great care of his pubic grooming when it’s convenient for him during his travels. He’s great at keeping everything nice and tidy down there.
End Notes: Life has been super crazy for me lately and I'm just happy things are settling down to a point where I can write again. I've (clearly) been doing a lot of daydreaming at work and it's so nice to get all the words out again...I think I wanna start reading more too!
I'm always an ask away if you ever wanna talk about fictional men or gossip 🖤
Minor edits will be made if I find any mistakes and constructive criticism is always appreciated! (Just don’t be an ass about it 👀)
Credits: Dividers by @/cafekitsune, Cover art from the Delicious in Dungeon Manga, eggplant was something on Canva bc I can't afford to pay Adobe so I can photoshop these teehee
Mikey doesn't like pizza rolls or pizza hot pockets.
Will you see him eat them? Yes, mostly because someone already made them for him. Does he make them for himself? No, he honestly would rather just order an actual pizza than eat either of them, hell even frozen pizza is better than either of them in his opinion. He hates the crust and thinks they're bland.
Probably doesn't tell anyone this until he's complaining about not having any food around the house one day, but when one of his brothers points out they had pizza rolls or hot pockets he says 'ew' and everyone is like excuse??
He never said anything 'cause he didn't want to be rude.
🛑Stop, wait and listen. Don't be silent and participate in the crime. 🛑🛑
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I just realized I should post my Hogwarts Legacy MC 👀
In the arts he's a bit older (like nearing his 30s or so) but anyway. I added some info and screenshots of him below
Here is Nicolash Shepherd. Ravenclaw boi. I was originally going to play as a mean/morally gray character but my conscience didn't allow that too much so I headcanon him as a some kinda lawful evil silvertongue then. He did learn all the unforgivables tho and is semi-actively using them so yea
(Spurred on by @the-cauldron-witch @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos @sophiacloud28 - I love you guys lmao)
💙Leonardo💙
⚔️Leo absolutely does tai chi in the nude. In his room. Candles lit.
⚔️Leo will quickly run from his room to the bathroom all nakey after tai chi.
⚔️Has tripped and fallen on his face when he encountered you walking to his room to find him
⚔️Hands flying to his dinky doo with a mortified expression in the process
💜Donatello💜
👓DonDon needs an occasional airing out.
👓Locks himself in his lab and just walks about with his schlong flopping along.
👓His bros know if the door is locked - knock at own risk
👓Because he has and WILL answer the door as is
👓they have absolutely sent his love interest to knock on more than one occasion
🧡Michelangelo🧡
🍕Michelangelo - biggest offender- will walk around the lair in his birthday suit after showering.
🍕Every. Single. Time.
🍕He needs to "air dry"
🍕Got a swift whip to the ass cheek by unimpressed rat dad's tail for doing it when company was over
❤️Raphael❤️
🧶Sleeps ass naked
🧶Will get up and tiptoe to the fridge to down half a gallon of milk in the middle of the night.
🧶Sans panties.
🧶screamed like a fucking girl when he bumped into you as he was on his way back to his room with a handful of cookies that Mike left on the counter to be shared. Cookie crumbs and pieces EVERYWHERE.
⬇️Michelangelo Menace Hamato⬇️
✨Leo in his room doing his tai chi✨
Y/N: Standing at Leo's door with a look of confused contemplation
Mike: *coming down the hall with an armload of clean laundry* Oh hey! What's up Y/N??
Y/N: I'm looking for Leo... Raph said he was in his room...
Mike: Oh! He's definitely in his room angelcakes! *Sly grin* "Lemme get the door for you!"
Y/N: But I knocked and he didn't ans-
Mike: *clicks open door* Hey Leo!
Leo: THE FUCK MI- 😳
Mike: *Laughing so hard that nothing is coming out except a few wheezing sounds*
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